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Five years ago, after a car accident, Ye Fan fell from a demonic prodigy to an "idiot"! Five years later, on the same day, his seven older brothers and three uncles all perished on the battlefield, a family of ten loyal martyrs! At the funeral, Ye Fan's fiancée called off their engagement. The stunning sister-in-law declared on the spot, "If you didn't want to marry him, I will! I am willing to carry on the Ye Family line..." Ye Fan felt uneasy, "Sister-in-law, please don't. I'm really not an idiot anymore!"

Experiencing life as a warden in a different world is quite the journey, to say the least. Thieves, pirates, assassins, master deceivers, terrorists... Werewolves, vampires, witches, necromancers, succubi... Welcome to the Rose Iron Prison, where the most dangerous witches from around the world are gathered. "I am determined to make this the best model prison in the world!" declared a prison guard who had crossed over to this alternate realm. "Warden, there's been another jailbreak!" "Bring them back and throw them into solitary confinement." Today at the Rose Iron Prison, it's another peaceful day. The warden remarked, "I'm just diligently managing my prison, how did I become a big shot in a different world?"

Heartbreak comes with perks? Gao Fei was devastated and nearly fell apart after being dumped for being poor, but he unexpectedly received the Demon God Heritage. From that moment on, he could easily gather wealth, beautiful women, and power all into his fold. What? Now his ex-girlfriend is on her knees, begging him to come back? Sorry, do you think you're worthy?

# LORD Xu Yuan transmigrated to a parallel world where everyone became lords. Initially, he thought he would be a lord too. To his surprise, he became the Dark Demonic Dragon, a starter hero awaiting to be summoned by a lord. He also awakened the Dragon God Cultivation System. [Transformation of the Dark: You can level up quickly by staying in the dark.] [Slumber of the Dragon God: For the Dragon God, sleeping means residing in the dark.] [Rejuvenation of the Demonic Dragon: You can revive using the power of the dark. Your basic attribute points will increase every time you revive.] [The Blade of the Hidden Wings: This is a dark attribute AoE skill. It can annihilate all enemies within the area of effect.] [Unlimited Devouring: The skills of your enemy shall be yours now. Unleash this skill to devour your enemy and acquire their skills.] … Su Wan, a beautiful lord, had no doubt that she could easily become the most powerful lord in the universe. She felt her heart beating fast when she first saw her starter hero dazzle amidst the flashing summoning light. Unbeknownst to her, her nightmare was about to unfold. While other heroes devoted themselves to training day and night in order to level up, her hero goofed around and showed no effort to improve himself. While other heroes charged into the enemy’s base and valiantly killed off their foes, her hero hid in their base and slept soundly. ... As time passed, Su Wan slowly discovered that there was more to her hero than met the eye.

After meeting in reality, Tang Feng suddenly realized that his online best friend was more feminine than he imagined. Even a little "Bottom". At that time, he obtained the Scanning System. The result of the scan on his best friend was [Song Lele. Female. Beauty score: 93. Body score: 95. Net worth: 46 million.] Scan lottery: [High-quality lottery ticket. Contains a Tier One reward.] Scan stone: [High-quality rough jadeite. Will be able to obtain 182 grams of Emperor Jade once opened.] This is a system what could actually scan everything! … He could not believe that his best friend was actually a school diva, disguised as a man, have an extremely sexy figure, large and elastic breasts, tight and slender legs, add the most enchanting face... He shamelessly got an erection out of control

The mistress business is a way of life for a specific group of women. One important thing is that it's not a low threshold industry—you need deep experience and a ruthless touch. A lot of folks think of me as the top dog in this game. All I can say is, if you've been through what I have, you'd be just like me...

Descendant of the Sun God, son of the Divine Emperor, the future Savior... All these identities infused into one being. Lin Yifan did not know who he was, nor did he understand his responsibilities. All he knew was that for love, he could give his all; for love, he could break through the heavens and slaughter the stars...

{Tahap Revisi} WARNING! Mature content 19+ Sebuah papan kecil terpasang di bawah string lampu gantung yang sedikit redup cahaya kuningnya. Tertulis satu kalimat jelas yang menjadi identitas utama tempat yang hanya buka setelah senja memutuskan untuk purna dalam tugasnya. Di tempat ini, ada satu penawaran bagus yang menarik segelintir orang penyuka dunia malam. Gedung bertingkat yang didesain apik nan megah di salah satu sisi kota metropolitan ini menawarkan sebuah 'permainan' yang amat menyenangkan. Menguras tenaga, pikiran, dan jiwa juga uang tentunya. "Hanya dengan membayar beberapa lembar uang ratusan ribu, kau bisa minum sesukamu dan mendapatkan seks semaumu." Wow! Tawaran yang fantastis bukan? Tentu. Mungkin untuk, Anda—si orang awam tak suka dunia malam— akan terperangah mendengarnya. Namun, tidak untuk mereka si penyuka dunia malam. Sebab hanya di sinilah, para casanova tampan berkumpul bersama gadis-gadis cantik dan 'bermain' dalam satu 'permainan' yang menyenangkan. Mereka disebut sebagai Super Sexy Casanova.

Rin menyatakan cinta pada sang Pangeran Sekolah, tapi langsung ditolak. Setelah itu ia memutuskan untuk menjadi musuh di masa depan! Namun, sepertinya ia malah terjebak ke dalam kisah masa muda yang liar dan sexy. Belum soal niat balas dendam pada Pangeran Sekolah terpenuhi, masalah baru kembali menghampiri dirinya ketika sang kakek berniat menjodohkannya dengan anak seorang Mafia! Apa kakeknya sudah gila? Dirinya bahkan masih terlalu muda untuk menikah dan apa ini? Anak seorang Mafia? Penasaran? Yuuk mari ikut gabung dan jangan lupa tinggalkan komen agar aku bisa berkembang! Selamat membaca, semuanya!

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