funny police short stories

Well, I heard once that a police officer accidentally locked himself in the bathroom stall at the station. His partner was outside laughing so hard while he was trying to figure out how to get out. After a while, they had to call the maintenance guy to unlock it.

A police car was parked outside a grocery store. A dog came and sat beside it. Every time someone walked by and stared at the car, the dog would bark as if it was on duty too. The police officers who came back were amused by this furry 'guard'.

Once, a police officer got a call about a'strange object' in a park. When he arrived, he found it was just a big balloon in the shape of a unicorn. As he was trying to figure out how to deal with it, a strong gust of wind blew the balloon right into his face, and his attempts to free himself from it were quite comical. His partner took a photo which later became a hit within the police department.

One funny police Christmas story could be about a police officer who dressed up as Santa Claus to visit the local children in the neighborhood. He was on his patrol bike which was decorated with tinsel and bells. When he stopped to talk to the kids, one of them asked if Rudolph was in the police stable. The officer had to quickly come up with a funny response that Rudolph was on a special mission to help other Santas around the world.

Sure. A police officer pulled over a driver for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver nervously handed him a library card. The officer just stared at it for a moment and then said, 'Sir, you can go really fast with this in a library!'

One funny story is when a police officer pulled over a car because the driver was singing at the top of their lungs and looked like they were having a concert all by themselves. The officer ended up laughing and just gave a warning about being distracted while driving.

There was this case where a police car got a flat tire while in pursuit of a speeding vehicle. Instead of giving up, the two officers in the car started chasing on foot. The suspect, seeing the officers running towards him, thought it was so absurd that he actually stopped and waited for them to catch up. He later said he couldn't resist the sight of two cops running with their hats bouncing.

A friend told me that a police pulled over a lady whose car was covered in stickers of different cats. It was so eye - catching. The lady said she was a huge cat lover and just wanted to show it off. The police officer, who also liked cats, just had a friendly chat and let her go.

One funny police K9 story is about a K9 named Max. During a training exercise, Max was supposed to find a hidden 'suspect'. Instead, he found a squirrel and chased it all around the training ground, leaving the trainers in stitches.

One memorable story is about a group exercise in the academy. They were doing a mock arrest scenario. One trainee was supposed to play the bad guy and run away. But he ran straight into a wall because he wasn't looking where he was going. It was both funny and a reminder to always be aware of your surroundings.