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Mated at First Sight

Mated at First Sight

Making poison, studying poison, and playing with poison is her hobby and fascination. Saving people, killing people, and torturing people - those are considered her virtues and ethics. Indeed, she is a doctor - a term that might be more appropriately shortened to... physician! She has the medical code of ethics, yet lacks the empathy. Her patient care is purely dependent on her mood. An injury led to a fortuitous encounter, making two individuals completely unrelated to each other cross paths. Later on, as the woman became a military doctor... In their first meeting, she saved him from the brink of death. The location of his wound was "a wake-up call". And in their next meeting, when she offered - to devote herself to him! His response was: "I... am willing." She said: "I was actually just joking." For Mu Lin, there are only two types of people in the world: the sick, and the deceased. For Jing Chen, the world also only consists of two types of people: family, and soldiers. However, when he met her; when she met him, everything was bound to undergo chemical changes. Mini Theater One day, a dandy with an enchanting posture and seductive eyes said: "From now on, all of me belongs to you." This Poison Doctor, leaning forward revealing a slight smile, "Are you serious about what you said?" in a place he couldn't see, the silver needle in her hand flashed with a cold glint. Snapshot Theater In the future, the child asks: "Mommy, why was your taste so bad back then, choosing this daddy to be my daddy?" How contemptuous. Mu Lin: "This is a serious question, I need to think it over carefully." She definitely needed to think it over thoroughly. The child, full of high spirits: "Certainly this daddy is not your true love." The next second, an aria flies past, "Wife," came a voice filled with aggrievement. "Good." People only know that women are oblivious to Master Jing's eyes, but they don't realize that from their first encounter, her figure has already silently approached him. Some say that Mu Lin was taken down off her lofty pedestal by Master Jing, but Mu Lin wants to say, she did it willingly. [I'm incapable of writing a good summary, please refer to the main text for the story! Come and take the plunge!] Moreover: For recommendations check out my older works: [Overbearing Marriage: Cold wife of a wealthy family after rebirth] [Master Jing's colorful life: Doting on a spoiled wife] My new book [Art of Seduction: Master, hurry up and wear a condom] is looking for favorites.
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Funny first day on the job stories. Share some?
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2024-12-04 23:59
Well, on my first day at a coffee shop, I was so nervous that when a customer asked for a latte, I accidentally poured espresso all over the counter. It was a total mess but everyone just laughed it off.
Share some first day on the job funny stories.
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2024-11-29 12:50
On my first day at a new job, I got lost in the huge office building. I ended up in the storage room instead of the meeting room for the orientation. I walked in and was so confused when I saw all the boxes. It was embarrassing but also quite funny later.
What are some common elements in funny first job stories?
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2024-11-06 23:39
One common element is making mistakes. Like in my first job at a bakery, I confused salt and sugar while making a cake. It tasted horrible but made everyone laugh. Another element could be strange customers. At my first job in a bookstore, there was a customer who always came in wearing a really outlandish hat and would ask for the most random books. And also, clumsy moments are common, such as tripping over something in the workplace." ,"Answer2": "Often, misunderstandings play a big role. For example, in my first job as a waiter, I thought a customer said 'no onions' when they actually said 'extra onions'. When the dish came out, they were so surprised but found it hilarious. Unfamiliarity with equipment can also be funny. I once worked in a photo - lab and couldn't figure out how to use the big printer properly, and the photos came out all distorted. It was embarrassing but funny in hindsight." ,"Answer3": "Well, newbie naivete is a common thread. When I started my first job at a flower shop, I thought all the different types of roses had the same price. So when a customer asked for a very rare type of rose, I quoted the wrong price. My boss had to come and correct me. It was so embarrassing but also quite funny. Another common thing is dealing with odd co - workers. At my first job in a factory, there was a co - worker who always told really bad jokes while we were working, which sometimes made the work environment really comical.
Can you share some funny first job stories?
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2024-11-06 21:54
Sure. My first job was at a fast - food restaurant. One day, a customer asked for a special burger with a lot of crazy toppings. I was so nervous that I accidentally put ketchup all over my apron while making it. The customer laughed when they saw me and said it was part of the 'entertainment'." ,"Answer2": "Well, my first job was in a small office. There was this old - fashioned fax machine. One time, I was trying to send an important fax. I didn't realize I had put the paper in upside down. When my boss saw the result, he just shook his head and laughed. He said it was a classic newbie mistake. And from then on, I always double - checked everything." ,"Answer3": "I worked at a clothing store for my first job. There was a mannequin that we used to display the latest fashion. One day, I was moving it around and accidentally knocked it over. It made a huge noise. All the customers and my colleagues looked over. I was so embarrassed, but then we all had a good laugh. It was a really clumsy moment but also a funny memory from my first job.
Funny Job Interview Stories
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2024-11-13 18:26
A friend of mine went to an interview and accidentally sat in the wrong chair at the start. Everyone had a good laugh, and it actually broke the ice. He ended up getting the job too.
Rate My Job Funny Stories: The Funniest Incidents on the Job
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2024-11-20 13:44
A few weeks ago, my boss was doing a very serious speech about meeting our targets. All of a sudden, his toupee started to slide off his head. He didn't notice at first, but as it inched further down, we all couldn't hold back our laughter. It was so awkward yet hilarious. I rate this story a 9. It was like a scene from a comedy movie.
Funny Quit My Job Stories
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2024-11-13 06:40
One of the funniest quit my job stories I've heard was when my friend decided to quit his job at a fast - food restaurant. He had been frustrated with the rude manager for a long time. One day, during the lunch rush, the manager started yelling at him for a minor mistake. So, he took off his apron, threw it on the floor, and said 'I'm done with this circus!' and walked out. The customers were all shocked, and the manager was left with his mouth open.
Can you share some funny cliche first day on the job stories?
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2024-11-28 12:00
Sure. There was a guy who on his first day, thought the office pantry was his personal storage. So he filled it with all his snacks and drinks. When people started looking for the shared items, they were so confused. He had to quickly clear it out, feeling really embarrassed.
Share your first job stories.
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2024-12-09 08:43
Well, my first job was in a bookstore. I was responsible for shelving books, helping customers find what they wanted. It was a great experience as I got to read a lot during my breaks. I also learned about inventory management which was quite useful later on. I met some really interesting people, both coworkers and customers, who were all book lovers like me.
Share some funny new job stories.
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2024-11-08 11:03
At my new job in an office, we had a coffee machine that always malfunctioned. One time, instead of pouring coffee, it sprayed foam all over a colleague who was half - asleep. He ended up looking like a snowman made of coffee foam. It was hilarious and became an office legend.
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