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[Semi-invulnerable, casual, daily updates of 10k+ words] Xu Sheng woke up to find himself in Soul Land! He wanted nothing more than to lead an unremarkable life until he realized something was amiss during his Martial Soul Awakening! First Martial Spirit: Nine-Hearted Begonia! A mutation from the Nine-heart Asiatic Apple, it requires blood as a sacrifice and soul to nurture, completely shattering the myth of the support class! Second Martial Soul: Ice Rose Sword! Its attacking power overwhelms the Hao Tian Hammer, becoming the strongest Tool Soul on the continent! Under Suyun Tao's astonished gaze, Xu Sheng reluctantly looked at the nine crimson Soul Rings on his body, "Well, actually, I just wanted to lead a simple life, but do you think these nine red hoops look good on me?"

Ding! The system activated the mission! [Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let’s give him a peaceful mercy teehee~] Shinomiya Aoba was stunned. The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strong... Looking at the Gedo Mado Pipe inserted in the back of 'old age Madara', he was silent and even wanted to laugh, ‘Do you mean his 'oxygen tube'??? You want me to die?!?!?!?!’ In addition... The super suicide missions have been released: [Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! —Take a hard kick of 'Night Guy' and shout out, 'I would not call you the strongest!’] [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! —And record this beautiful moment!] [Art is Explosion... and SpongeBob Squarepants! —-To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!] [Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding —No less than a hundred words of congratulations!] In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of "Damn it, he’s crazy!" “This Ninja clearly didn't look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?” “This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that’s on seeking death.” Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read a few chapters ahead on readfanfic.com https://w ww.p atreon.c om/RinrinTL Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

As the son of the second generation Hokage Senju Tobirama, and Uchiha Izuna, Haru suddenly had countless complaints in his heart. However, it seemed like there wasn't much of a problem Because Ninja World's strongest connections had been born! The first generation Hokage, who has the title of God Ninja World, is my uncle! The super boss behind the scenes, Uchiha Madara, is my uncle! Princess Tsunade, you have to call me uncle. Alas, this damn seniority! As for me, Senju-Uchiha Haru, I could have been a dandy in Konoha, but in the end, I was forced to unify Ninja World. What should I do? Fortunately, there were golden fingers …. "This place forbids the transformation of the body!" Bang! "Shadow Clone Technique is forbidden here!" Ox - Dog - Dragon... The face of Earth Country elite Jonin, who had been sealed several times, was red, and then a strange smell came from behind his butt... "This place forbids Susanoo!" "Why can only you drive Gundam?" Until a few years later, when the main character's territory was about to cover the entire Ninja World, Black Zetsu finally could not help but ask, "When exactly will Tsukuyomi execute it?" The main character laughed lightly and slapped Black Zetsu with a backhand. At the same time, he also cursed, "I was just saying it casually. Did someone really take it seriously?" Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read a few chapters ahead on readfanfic.com https://w ww.p atreon.c om/RinrinTL Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

In a world filled with unknown Auras, bizarre Nen abilities evolved from strong personalities, dangerous calamities from outside this world, and Nen Artifacts crafted from Post-Mortem Nen. This is the world of Hunter x Hunter. An this world, anyone can gradually master the extraordinary power called "Nen", but those who can truly access "Nen" are extremely rare. Moses unexpectedly crosses over into this world. One day, after having just learned Nen, he suddenly heard a voice. “Because of your exceptional looks, Perception is very satisfied. Your Nen Exorcist count +1.” --- Check out my other novel: Gourmet Hunter (HxH Fanfic) Advanced Chapters: patreon.com/ChickenGOD

One day, Gin, Ichijō Mirai, Shuichi Akai, and Amuro Tōru were caught. Kidnapper: There is an FBI among you. Ichijō Mirai admitted: It's me. Kidnapper: There is a police officer among you. Ichijō Mirai admitted: It's me. Kidnapper: There is an international criminal among you. Ichijō Mirai admitted: It's still me. Kidnapper: There's another bastard!!! Ichijō Mirai: Correction, it’s three. # # # This is a translated novel I have never touched the English version of Detective Conan/Case Closed before (have watched over 800 episodes with Chinese sub), all the translated names are from the Chinese wiki, the Anime English sub, and the translated Manga from manganato Feel free to leave a comment to correct my mistakes Updating schedule: 4 PM UTC 2 chapters daily

Ye Tian crossed into the Naruto world with a deduction system, easily deducing any abilities from various anime. He casually trained several pets, bringing forth characters like Kumoko, Beerus, Fox Spirit Honghong, Fox Spirit Yaya, Fox Spirit Rongrong, and Godzilla. The weapons he casually crafted surpassed those of the Six Paths Sage of the Ninja World, and he established one mysterious force after another. His own strength even exceeded that of Kaguya Ōtsutsuki. Until one day, a livestream appeared, revealing all the Taijutsu, weapons, pets, and dōjutsu to the entire Ninja World. At this moment, the low-key and hidden Ye Tian was exposed! It turned out that he was the greatest mysterious big boss of the Ninja World!!! Original Work: 金榜直播：我真的苟不住了！ Author: 忍界第一神 (The First God in the Ninja World) Translation by: Craxx Support My Work: If you enjoy this translation and want to read advance chapters, consider subscribing to my Patreon at Patreon.com/CraxxTranslation. Your support helps me continue bringing you good translations. Disclaimer: This is a fan translation of the original work 金榜直播：我真的苟不住了! All characters, settings, and the original story belong to their respective creators. This translation is done purely for entertainment purposes and not for commercial gain. Support the Original Author: If you enjoy this story, please consider supporting 忍界第一神 (The First God in the Ninja World) by engaging with it through official channels. Your support for the original author helps ensure that more great stories like this one continue to be created.

Standing in front of you now is– The board of directors of Devon, the founder of Rainbow Rockets, the master of type disadvantage, the champion of the world championship… Legendary trainer Luke, recalling the scene of the first live broadcast, sighed. “Speaking of which, you may not believe it. My original wish was just to show my face after 100,000 subscriptions.” “I just want to make the right amount of money, starting from a game zone owner.” “I really didn’t want to be a trainer!”

*THIS IS A TRANSLATION* https://www.wuxiap.com/novel/naruto-uncle-i-am-really-invincible.html Naruto Uncle, I Am Really Invincible This is a translation of Chinese Novel. ********** Synopsis: Venturing into the Naruto World, Kazuhiko found himself positioned as Naruto's future uncle, the cousin of Kushina, and the emerging head of the Uzumaki Clan, which teetered on the brink of annihilation. Kazuhiko had initially anticipated leading a life of leisure as a wealthy second-generation individual. Yet, fate had different plans. The Land of Whirlpools stood on the precipice of devastation. Providentially, just as this crisis emerged, an activation signal resonated within him - the initiation of a unique system that promised rewards through daily logins. He signed in as a member of the Uzumaki Clan, reaping the reward of the [Admiral Kizaru Template], a boon to his powers. Logging into the clandestine chamber within the Uzumaki family estate, he gained the [Death God Zaraki Kenpachi Template]. Further sign-ins on Naruto Rock granted him the coveted [Sage Body]. And within the Valley of the End, yet another sign-in bestowed upon him the [Rinnegan], an ability of profound significance. Years flowed by, and Uzumaki Kazuhiko proudly stood atop the pyramid of the ninja world. With his ascendancy, the Uzumaki lineage claimed the mantle of the foremost family in the realm of shinobi. ********** The cover photo is not mine. If you are the owner message me and I will remove it.

Mu Xiaoxiao never imagined that he would get hit by a truck and die, and transmigrate to a 2D anime world, not to mention get the legendary Goldfinger one day. [Ding! As a mortal, you dared to challenge the world and set foot in this chaotic world; your brave choice gives you a Rating: S] 'It hasn't even been five minutes since I traveled, and there is an S-level reward... Without a little bit of defense, could it be that I also have the appearance of the protagonist?' He thought seriously Being a Protagonist can be said to be a legendary start Anime world where he is a protagonist with a system, open a harem, and reaches the pinnacle of life or something like that. He was already imagining his bright future 'It's just that the system said what kind of chaotic place, what does it mean? Why can't I understand?' Coming all the way, he approached the warehouse at the back of the school, And then "Nanao, you don't want to see Katase being kicked out of the main selection, do you?" "You--" He never thought he would see such a scene on the first day, Fuck, this is too exciting, right? No, why do those two people look familiar... Relying on his many years of experience, he finally searched for those memories from every inch and corner of his brain, and after finding out who these two were His face changed drastically. "Fuck" _________, (This is a Translation) (Warning: This Novel contains Explicit Content, so read at your own risk.) As for NTR It does contain Netori( The one where Mc steals the girl), not Netorare. After all, it's a harem fanfic in the NTR world, so every girl he'll meet and save would obviously have a Boyfriend or a childhood Sweetheart, so it is obvious... ____________ Read Advanced chapters on Patreon.com/abhi28

After his death, Alex is taken before 'God', where he receives three wishes and starts his life in the world of the Twilight movies. Writing this story once more on this new account. *Disclaimer* This story will be long, and while the main character receives wishes, he isn't going to be some giga chad right from the beginning, it will involve character development. No Harem btw. This story is planned to last at least 200 chapters, so grab a bunch of popcorn and sit tight. Join the discord if you wanna chat: https://discord.gg/pW6rjzxAWP For ten advanced chapters and to support me so I can live check Patreon at: patreon.com/WhiteAuthor This story will be posted on RoyalRoad, Fanfiction net and ScribbleHub.