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Saving the World in an Apocalypse-Style Text Game

Saving the World in an Apocalypse-Style Text Game

Lin Xun unintentionally downloads a text game called "Book of Salvation". Leveling up and taking adventures is just standard procedure. Not only can he bring game items into reality, but he discovers that he can also bring game characters into the real world… Although the game difficulty is hellish, luckily, Lin Xun has an unusual talent. While other Apostles can only use one game character… Lin Xun is hesitating over which one of the game characters he should use. While other Apostles are still using weak human characters... Lin Xun is already using powerful monster BOSS characters. … Then one day, when Lin Xun brings a terrifying BOSS into the real world... "Would you believe me if I said I'm here to save the world?"
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1349 Chs
This Text Adventure Game is definitely poisonous

This Text Adventure Game is definitely poisonous

It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.
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1198 Chs
Text Game: It All Began when a Cat-eared Girl Took Me In

Text Game: It All Began when a Cat-eared Girl Took Me In

Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn". But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game. Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!] And what the hell is this? Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag. It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of control.
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1099 Chs
I Received Messages From Future Self!

I Received Messages From Future Self!

"Hot Noodles request to add you as a friend." An inexplicable friend request, a non-existent contact. Claiming to be a message from herself in the future, intimately knowledgeable about her past. Fang Xiaocao was utterly numb. Hot Noodles: Danger, do not go home tonight. "Is this some kind of joke?" Staring at the WeChat message, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes and opened the anti-theft door. Hot Noodles: At midnight, when the knocking starts, don't turn on the light if you don't want to die. In the early morning: 00:00:00 Fang Xiaocao was woken by the knocking sound. She was just about to turn on the bedside lamp when she remembered that bizarre message. She pulled back her hand and stayed put until dawn, only to know her neighbor next door, a woman living alone just like her was murdered at midnight... Fang Xiaocao was suddenly covered in a cold sweat. Hot Noodles: To celebrate our narrow escape from death, go to the flea market before three in the afternoon, stall number 7, and buy the seventh inkstone on the left-hand side. The seller's bottom price is 80, but the inkstone is worth 8 million. After last night's ordeal, Fang Xiaocao inexplicably chose to believe. She successfully bought an inkstone for a hundred dollars, and later discover it was indeed a imperial inkstone from the Qing Qianlong era, worthing 8 million! Fang Xiaocao stood there, dumbfounded! Following the message's instructions, she bought a second-hand car. But little did she know, the guidance was linking her into a series of events that dragged out a murder case and a fortune worth two small goals. Who on earth sent her the messages? It's really her future self? Or it's some kind of bizarre game?
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414 Chs
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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330 Chs
Funny Chats

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
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255 Chs
FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.
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203 Chs
FUNNY STORIES

FUNNY STORIES

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
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114 Chs
A Sad Attempt at Being Funny

A Sad Attempt at Being Funny

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.
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66 Chs
This Text Adventure Game is Absolutely Toxic

This Text Adventure Game is Absolutely Toxic

It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called “The Fool (Beta Version)”. Since then, his life has changed. A simple text adventure game with no graphics, no music, only lines of text and countless options, but every option in the game will affect the player's fate, because on the opposite side of the game is a real unknown world! Players cannot enter the different world, nor can they see the scene of the different world. They can only experience what the game characters see and hear every step of the way in the different world through the form of text. With the progress of the game, not only the rewards in the game can be realized in reality, but also various abnormal creatures in the game began to appear in reality. Until one day, the game will be tested globally. An era in which all people explore and hunt treasures in different worlds through “text adventures” is quietly unfolding!
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40 Chs
Can you share some funny text messages stories?
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2024-11-11 12:16
Well, I have a story. My mom texted me 'I put my phone in the fridge by mistake. I thought it was my sandwich!' It was really silly. And once, my neighbor texted 'I chased a squirrel out of my yard and it ran up a tree and then stared at me like it won.' These text message stories are just the little comical moments in our daily lives that we can share and laugh about.
What are some of the most memorable funny text messages stories?
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2024-11-11 07:04
There was a time when a coworker texted 'I fell asleep at my desk and when I woke up, I had typed a bunch of random letters on my computer. I think I was dreaming about typing code.' This was really funny as I could picture him waking up to a mess of letters on his screen. Another story is when a friend texted 'I put salt in my coffee instead of sugar. Yuck!' These are the kinds of stories that stick in your mind because of their humor.
Funny Autocorrect Text Fails in Horror - Related Messages
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2024-12-03 02:27
In a group chat about horror movies, a guy was typing about the 'eerie silence' in a particular scene. However, autocorrect had other plans and turned it into 'eerie since'. It completely disrupted the flow of his description. Others in the group were waiting for him to continue with the spooky details but had to wait while he corrected the autocorrect mistake. This shows how autocorrect can be a hindrance when trying to share horror - related content as it often changes important words that create the atmosphere.
Share some scary text messages stories.
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2024-12-06 15:46
A young woman once got text messages with disturbing pictures and threats. The pictures were of places she often visited. The threats were like 'You won't be safe here much longer.' She called the police right away. The police traced the number and found out it was a mentally unstable person who lived near her. Thankfully, they were able to stop him before he could do any harm.
Share some scary text messages stories.
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2024-12-04 01:18
A man got a series of text messages with just pictures of his own house at different angles. No words, just those pictures. At first, he thought it was some kind of mistake. But then the texts became more frequent. He got scared and installed security cameras. It was a group of burglars scouting his place. Thankfully, because of his quick action, he was able to prevent the burglary.
Share some scary text messages stories.
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2024-12-02 08:22
There was a story where a person received a text that simply said 'Your time is up.' Every time they replied, asking who it was, they got no response. But then strange things started to happen around them, like objects moving on their own. They never found out who sent the text, and it remained a very creepy mystery.
How to write text messages effectively in stories?
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2024-10-09 13:13
To write good text messages in stories, you need to consider the character's personality and the context. The language should fit the overall tone of the story and help move the plot forward. Also, make the messages unique and memorable.
About romantic text messages
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2024-09-17 20:37
Romance messages were usually novels with romance and love as the theme. They often described the twists and turns of the romantic love story between the protagonists, and the ups and downs made the readers feel the sweetness and pain of love. The beautiful language and attractive plot of romantic text messages often resonated with the readers.
What are the scariest elements in scary text messages stories?
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2024-12-02 12:43
Threatening words are also a big part. Texts like 'I'll get you' or 'You're in danger' play on our fears of harm. It makes us feel vulnerable, especially when we're alone or at home. For example, if you get a text like that while you're in your bedroom at night, it can send shivers down your spine.
Share some scary text messages horror stories.
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2024-12-01 11:43
There was a guy who received a text that just had a picture of his own bedroom window from the outside at night. The text said 'Soon.' He was really freaked out. As days passed, he would get more texts with pictures of him in different parts of his house that he hadn't noticed anyone taking. It was a very creepy experience.
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