funny coffee shop employee stories

"What? That chicken is actually a phoenix?" "You're telling me that this dog is a qilin?" "This little lizard is the legendary dragon?" "What kind of weird pet shop is this? When did legendary beasts become so easy to find!" An ordinary looking shop, but what hides inside are legendary cultivation pets. Step inside, but only if you dare. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

Daniel was a Game Designer who live an ordinary life. He was killed on a day when it should be the happiest day of his life as he was so close to publishing his card game. Lured to his death by his girlfriend. He become a sacrifice of some kind of ritual and died. He then got resurrected for an unknown reason along with getting the power to actualize all of the cards in his card game to the real world. Whether it was the spell, Artifact, or even a powerful creature! All can be actualized! Are you a mage and a genius Artificer? I have a Forbidden Tome of Artificing of the lost civilization. Are you interested? If so, become my pupil then! Are you a Vampire lord and the head of the most powerful vampire clan in the modern world? Now, where I kept that Legendary Vlad Dracula-The First Ancestor of The Vampire card? The holy warrior from the Vatican knocking on my door? How about meeting my bodyguard? Michaela-Defender of The Faith. (Female version of Michael) Did someone just summon an all-powerful Demon and sent it to kill me? They even sacrifice thousands of mage souls and many priceless treasures to do that. Let's test my common spell card. The almighty [Unsummon] spell! Good luck in summoning that thing again! With this power, Daniel will take his revenge on whoever did this to him and create his own empire. His magic civilization!

Moon Young Jae’s homophobic family considered him a disgrace and held his freedom in their clutch. Even with being obedient, he was not free from their abuse. Young Jae was almost blinded and crippled by his father when he stood up for himself for the first time. Left to bleed and die, luckily, he did have a family who wanted to save him. It was twin cousins, who were disowned long before him, who saved him. Sad and hopeless, Young Jae became curious when he met his cousins’ friend, who understood him better than anyone, even without words. Curiosity got the best of him, and he ended by handing his heart, love and soul over a plater as a price. Slowly, Young Jae fell in love with everything about and around Min Jun and eventually fell for the man. Calculative Wang Min Jun entered Young Jae’s life accidentally. He challenged Young Jae's belief with a warm smile and flipped Young Jae’s world upside down. Min Jun read Young Jae like an open book. He planned to get over the little crush he had on his seniors' cousin brother but failed miserably. Min Jun did not like the often-visited ‘frown’ between those beautiful eyebrows and even the always singing of ‘sigh’ through those sinful lips. Min Jun made it his mission to change it only to fall for everything about Young Jae. Wang Min Jun carried his share of baggage, but he was well-prepared to meet the demons from the past head-on. But Young Jae became a mess whenever his past demons decided to pay a visit. He realised he did not have to face anything alone as he has a wonderful boyfriend who cherishes everything about him. Both faced their past demons and trauma together. When a person betrayed by a family fell in love with a person who holds his family above everything, sparks flew, and hearts soared in happiness. Will their story has a harmonious bell, or would it be a sea of misery? Teaser: Files were shattered all over Min Jun’s bed, and his laptop was placed on the bedside table. It chimed once in a while, indicating a new email for him to check. The work was piling more and more as he was diligently finishing it. Young Jae walked into his boyfriend’s bedroom to witness his handsome lover working hard. "Jun Jun! Are you busy?" Even though Young Jae did not want to disturb his lover, he knew he needed some help to impress his boss. "Never for you, love. Tell you what you need?" Min Jun did not lift his head from the file he was going through, but the warmth in his voice reached Young Jae's heart without fail. "Do you have a minute to help me in reviewing my monthly internship report? I have to present to our boss tomorrow morning." Young Jae pouted as he asked. Min Ju looked at his adorable tokki and smiled mischievously. "You are brave, asking your superior to help you sneakily. I can't do it for free. I need a huge bribe to help you. What are you planning to offer?" "Be serious. You have too much work to do." Young Jae chided his shameless boyfriend, who never failed to seize every opportunity to make him moan and groan as he takes him to the pleasurable heaven. "Exactly. I have too much work to do. If I am taking my time to help you, I need something in return. Something so tempting that I don’t mind cramping lots of things later." Min Jun smiled like a devil he was as he grabbed Young Jae towards him. The little rabbit who fell into the cunning wolf's lap did not even get a chance to protest as he was devoured breathlessly. Young Jae forgot why he entered the wolf's lair altogether. Min Jun pushed the files away to make space for his little rabbit to lay down comfortably. Young Jae’s report was long forgotten as a treacherous hand started to caress him again under the shirt as a sinful sound filled the room. P.s: The cover belongs to the rightful owner, and it will be removed if the original owner asks to do so. WARNING: THIS IS A GAY LOVE STORY WITH BDSM. IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT, SPARE THE NOVEL. Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQxjwPV5s

Because she was obsessed with survival games, Tang Su was forewarned in her dream. She hoarded resources like crazy before she transmigrated into a survival romance game, becoming the gold-digger female support character. She would end up tormented by the female lead, and her family, who used to spoil her, were destroyed as well. As for the female lead? Six big shots with different personalities spoiled her as she rose to the top. However, Tang Su had a shop with billions of resources, so she did not care. Outdoors, she could destroy monsters and build bases; indoors, she could make gourmet food and build squads, leading her family as they traveled across the world where dangers lurked everywhere. She made her three brothers the champions of the world and took in the lonesome final boss, living such a great life that the female lead was jealous. The final boss was handsome, aloof, and ruthless, though he was more than that in private. While he kept everyone at arm's length, he was more than affectionate towards Tang Su, restraining his cruelty just to get her. He carefully disguised himself as a minion and willingly revealed his fatal weakness to her, giving her all his tenderness. Unable to resist him, Tang Su obediently submitted to him. After all, everyone's heart would race when they saw the final boss spoiling his wife! However, what was wrong with those six big shots? Why were they saying that they didn't mind another comrade? Big shots: Tang Su, we can warm your bed for you...Shen Zhiting: Haha! Dream on!

In a fantasy world where cultivators are revered. Cultivation is everything. There exist a pawn shop. The shop is small. But it can change the fate of the person. The things available in the shop have woken up the saints and are begging the owner. You can pawn anything if you satisfy the owner. There is only one person in the shop which is the owner. but you can't rob the shop if you try then your cultivation life will become hell.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Kong Xuan, the ancestor of the ancient demon, disappeared for no reason, and the inheritance of the five colors of divine light is no longer. The spiritual power of heaven and earth is becoming thinner and thinner, and the spiritual grass and elixir are exhausted. It is even more difficult to cultivate immortals. This is a world of immortals, and this is another cruel world. Accept the five elements and take part in nature. Let's see how ye Changsheng breaks through the barriers and walks out of a new road.

Ye Kai was born with a weak body, and because of his weak body, he couldn't do much but spend his days with his mother and sister. Like his usual day, he heard a ding voice and got the Unlimited Item Shop System, where he can buy anything. The first thing Ye Kai buys from his Unlimited Item Shop System is Lust System, to make his fantasy true, where he is having sex with his mother and sisters. --- The story is slow-paced. ----- I also wrote novel called I Became Scum in Depressing Game, The Nameless Boy Reincarnated in Novel, and The Adopted Family.

Malghavan, sebuah negeri diatas awan tempat dimana semua kebahagiaan tercipta. Tujuh demigod atau manusia setengah dewa yang mengendalikan tempat itu yaitu Basta, Alvo, Vaz, Dion, Ega, Orfe, dan Juno. Tujuh orang yang mengendalikan Malghavan ini disebut Xander. Masing-masing Xander memiliki cara mereka sendiri untuk menciptakan bahagia. Tapi siapa sangka mereka sendiri tak bahagia karena rahasia dan masalah yang sedang mereka hadapi masing-masing. Bagaimana perjalanan tujuh Xander ini menemukan kebahagiaannya? Apakah Malghavan dapat terus menciptakan bahagia bagi seluruh umat manusia?

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.