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Lux et tenebrae - Crônicas de Christian [Portuguese]

Lux et tenebrae - Crônicas de Christian [Portuguese]

Há três ciclos e meio, algo aconteceu. Uma torre escura surgiu, maior do que qualquer coisa feita pelo homem. A torre, operis tenebra, elegeu 10 pessoas, que ficaram conhecidas como et cornibus. Estes, por ordens da torre, seduziram um terço da humanidade a adentrá-la através de promessas de poder e riquezas. As pessoas que aceitaram entrar na torre, foram corrompidas pela escuridão, tornando-se servos da torre sob o poder dos 10 et cornibus. Os vivos sofriam duras perseguições, de mortos, bestias e viri sanguinium, que sob os 10 reis, massacravam tudo o que era vivo. Porém a Luz interveio, Verbum e Album, deram aos homens o poder de Sua luz para que os homens pudessem lutar por suas vidas. Depois da vinda de Album, a era das peregrinações começou, onde todos peregrinavam em busca da terra santa, Operis Lucis. Em meio a todos os acontecimentos, um garoto tentava sobreviver e encontrando-se perto de seu fim pelas mãos dos mortos, Agnus, a Luz, interveio, e a partir daí a vida da criança mudou. Conheça Christian, e sua jornada, onde seus pés trilham entre quedas e levantes, trevas e luz, morte e vida, em busca da terra santa, Operis Lucis. . . . Avisos: Esta é uma breve sinopse, tentei deixar o mais curta possível. Eu já tenho uma centena de capítulos prontos, e desejo lançar um todos os dias aqui. Eu entendo que a grande parte dos trabalhos aqui estão em inglês, porém, eu não sei nada de inglês, então não quis me arriscar e traduzir tudo errado, e consequentemente estragar a obra. Não tenho ideia se a tradução do português para o inglês pelo tradutor ficará boa, por isso, peço que enviem comentários sobre isso! Pois caso a tradução fique ruim, eu posso tentar encontrar alguém para fazer uma tradução adequada para postar aqui! Também gostaria muito de avaliações críticas, para lapidar a narrativa. Além disso, não possue a imagem da capa. Favor, entrar em contato caso o seu proprietário deseje que eu a remova! Agradeço pela ajuda e a compreensão de vocês, boa leitura.
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What are some memorable funny stories related to Christian counselors?
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2024-11-02 04:06
I heard of a Christian counselor who was leading a group therapy session outdoors. A squirrel ran up and stole a cookie from the snack table right in the middle of a serious discussion about sharing. Everyone burst out laughing, and the counselor used it as a perfect real - life example of how unexpected things can disrupt our plans but also teach us lessons.
Can you share some funny stories about Christian counselors?
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2024-11-02 01:23
There was a Christian counselor who had a client who was always late. One day, the counselor decided to start their session by praying for the client's punctuality. As they were praying, the client walked in right on time, looking very confused as to why the counselor was praying out loud just as they arrived. It made for a humorous moment and also a great start to a session on the power of prayer.
Funny Thanksgiving Christian Stories
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2024-12-08 10:44
There was a story in a small Christian community. For Thanksgiving, they were planning to have a big feast and share their blessings. A little boy, who was very excited, thought he could help by bringing his pet chicken to the church kitchen as a contribution. When he showed up with the chicken running around the kitchen, the ladies cooking were initially shocked but then couldn't stop laughing. This simple act of the boy's innocent misunderstanding added a lot of humor to their Thanksgiving preparations while still being in the spirit of sharing within the Christian community.
Funny Christian Christmas Stories
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2024-12-03 04:47
One funny Christian Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so nervous that when Mary said she was going to have a baby, he loudly asked 'How did that happen?', much to the amusement and shock of the audience.
Funny Christian Thanksgiving Stories
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2024-12-01 13:26
One funny story could be about a church's Thanksgiving potluck. There was a new member who decided to bring a 'turkey' made entirely out of vegetables for the vegetarians in the congregation. When it was time to serve, everyone was so curious about this unique 'turkey'. Some kids thought it was a real, magic turkey that turned into veggies. It brought a lot of laughter and also started a great conversation about being inclusive during the holiday.
Books for Counselors
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2024-09-20 14:03
The books of a counselor usually included books on mental health, interpersonal relationships, personal growth, cognitive behavior, and so on. For example: 1 The Alchemist-Stephanie Meyer 2. Flow of Heart-Mihariy Csikszentmihalyi 3. Emotional Blackmail-David Foster 4."Progress: How to Become a Powerful Person"-Copper Mining 5. A Short History of Humanity-Yuval Harari 6. How to Read a Book-Tom Watson These are just some of the books recommended by the counselor. The specific book selection still needs to be based on personal needs and interests.
Funny Thanksgiving Christian Stories for Kids
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2024-12-09 01:38
A story goes that in a Sunday school class on Thanksgiving week, the teacher asked the kids to draw what they were most thankful for. One little girl drew a very strange - looking turkey with a halo on its head. When the teacher asked her why, she said it was a 'holy turkey' that God sent for Thanksgiving. All the kids and the teacher had a good laugh at her creative and innocent idea.
Funny Christian New Year Stories
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2024-12-07 20:05
One funny story could be about a small Christian community's New Year's celebration. They decided to have a special midnight prayer service. But the church's old clock, which they were using to time the countdown to midnight, got stuck. So, when they thought it was midnight and started their prayers, it was actually 11:30. They only realized later when someone checked their phone. It became a humorous memory for them, and they laughed about how their eagerness to start the new year in prayer led to this little mix - up.
Funny Christian Fathers Day Stories
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2024-12-06 19:33
One story could be about a Christian father who tried to teach his kids about the parable of the Good Samaritan. He set up a little skit in the backyard with the kids as the characters. But the family dog got involved and started chasing the 'robbers', turning the whole serious lesson into a hilarious chaos. It ended up being a memorable Fathers Day as the family laughed so hard and still learned the valuable lesson.
More Funny Christian Thanksgiving Stories
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2024-11-30 05:35
At a Christian Thanksgiving gathering, a little girl was asked to say what she was thankful for. She said she was thankful for the turkeys because they were so silly - looking with their wobbly necks. Everyone giggled, but then it led to a discussion about how God made all creatures unique and how we should be thankful for their existence. It was a simple yet funny moment that had a deeper meaning.
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