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Rabbit's Foot: Heartbreak Hero

Rabbit's Foot: Heartbreak Hero

An undead Rabbit, a robot in his head, a guy with vines, a bird girl and a nervous wreck of a centipede? Why do I have to write about them? Huh? I get to be in the story? Uhm... Hey, you. Read Rabbit's Foot. Featuring The best Character ever written in the world: Ra- I mean, This story is pretty 'great'. What do you mean "write a plot summary"? I think I did pretty good. Okay, okay. It's about this guy and he collects hearts. there. Done. Huh? Oh yeah, this book is pretty mediocre, so don't expect much. Buuut Fanservice, right? Wait, was I not supposed to say that? Then tell me that before I say it! Mollia, you frustrate me. What's a good way to get people to read this... Oh, we've got lgbtq+ representation! Yeah. Beat that... Huh? That doesn't automatically make something good? Then... Then why did I write this? Because I had nothing else to do? Fair... I should have done a harem... Rabbit's Foot part 40: Harem Hare. Boom. I'll sell millions. Do harems even sell still? ...You don't know either, do you? I knew you didn't know everything. Ha, in your face... What? I am not- Mollia, I swear if you... Okay, since I'm not allowed to ramble on anymore, I should now mention that I have this thing called a disconnect. Huh? Discord? I don't care how it's spelt! Hang on... Okay, the link is this; https://discord.gg/nW6CfvDe ______________________________________________________________________ (Non Canon Now (yay)) A Chain loving Demon, a Size altering dragon, a Bio weapon with a mimic for a scarf and the Four Horsemen? Huh? I'm not in this part? What, I'm only a cameo appearance!? Oh screw this, I wanna speak to my manager. Huh? I'll get kicked out if I don't do this thing? Fine... Hey you, Reader. It's me, the best character from the last part. I'm sure you're wondering "Rat, why O why aren't you in this part?" Then read Heartbreak Hero first, dummy. But Anyway, the story ain't finished. Not until I deem it is, anyway. This is Rabbit's Foot: Devilish Deals. The one were Panila finally learns to- Huh? That's a spoiler? Are they even gonna read that far? To be fair- Mollia, just let me speak! Fine, fine. Feel free to read, or not. I don't care. At this point it's to stop the madness of- I can't even talk about that? See, look at the witty banter I have with myself. I truly am the next Lenard Divinski. Huh? The guy's a painter? I... I said it wrong? Well whatever one starred in the Matrix movies. I'm the next guy in the Matrix. Well, rat-girl. But hey-ho. Oh yeah, we reached 100 chapters a bit ago... That's it. Hey, can I spoil my entire story in this? Wait I can just do that? Oh hells yeah. Alright, so #### gets with ##### at the end... Did you really censor me? I can't have anything... I'm not just a cameo... I'm more than you. Two Becomes One | One Was Two ___________________________________ [So long awaited update for the series... I'm done with Devilish Deals. Well, this version at least. Much like every good comic book that sinks below expectation after awhile, it's time for a.... wait for it... Reboot (yay). But yeah, Rabbit's foot: Devilish deals is a done deal. Hehe. Well, not exactly done. So basically a Sequel. Because It's pretty obvious a fumbled this fifty or so chapters. So thanks for the support on Heartbreak Hero and hopefully see you at the next book!]
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Tell a funny heartbreak hotel jail story.
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2024-11-27 07:14
Once there was a man who checked into the Heartbreak Hotel. He was so heartbroken that he started acting crazy in the lobby. The hotel staff, not knowing what to do, called the police. He ended up in jail for a night. But while in jail, he met an old friend who told him such hilarious jokes that he completely forgot about his heartbreak. By the time he was released, he was a changed man, ready to face the world with a smile.
What could be a funny situation in a heartbreak hotel that leads to jail?
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2024-11-27 14:19
Maybe someone at the Heartbreak Hotel gets drunk because of their heartbreak and decides to vandalize the hotel room. They break some furniture and draw all over the walls. The hotel management calls the police, and the person gets arrested and sent to jail.
Tell a Funny Heartbreak Jail Story.
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2024-11-03 21:56
There was a prisoner who was in jail for stealing to buy gifts for his girlfriend. But she dumped him while he was in prison. One day, during the exercise time in the jail yard, he was moping around. A group of inmates decided to cheer him up. They made up a crazy story about how his ex - girlfriend would come back and find out he was now a super tough jail - hero. They acted out the whole story, and it was so hilarious that it took his mind off the heartbreak for a while.
What could be a Funny Heartbreak Jail Story?
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2024-11-04 00:42
In a jail, there was this inmate who had his heart broken by a girl he met before his incarceration. He was always looking glum. One day, the jail had a talent show. He decided to participate and sing a sad love song. But he was so off - key that it became more of a comedy act. The other inmates were roaring with laughter. At first, he was embarrassed, but then he saw the funny side of it too. He started to feel better about his heartbreak as he made everyone laugh.
Can you share a funny heartbreak story?
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2024-10-26 10:58
Well, my friend once dated a guy who was really into magic tricks. He tried to break up with her by making her 'disappear' during one of his tricks. It was funny in a way, but of course, it still broke her heart. She was left standing there looking confused while he just walked away with his magic box.
Heartache, heartbreak, heartbreak, heartbreak
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2024-12-28 03:59
The following are some recommended heart-wrenching ancient novels that are suitable for girls to read: " The Crane Pavilion,"" The Old Grass of Zhaoxi,"" The Peach Blossom Drum in the Third Watch,"" Spring Flower Disgust,"" Write a Lady,"" Cut off Love Silk,"" Porcelain Bone,"" The Door of Lovesickness,"" Change the Old Jiangshan," and " Phoenix Power." These novels were famous for their heart-wrenching plots. They depicted the tenacity and courage of the heroine in various difficulties, which resonated with the readers. Whether it was the struggle in the palace, the grudges in the martial world, or the rebirth of time travel, these novels could bring deep heartache to the readers.
Why is the hotel story so funny?
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2024-10-09 03:28
Maybe it's the crazy characters and their hilarious interactions that make it funny.
What are some elements that can make a heartbreak story funny?
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2024-10-27 13:33
One element is when the reason for the break - up is really silly. Like in the case where a couple breaks up because one doesn't like the other's taste in music, especially if it's over a really specific genre like polka music. It's funny because it seems so trivial compared to the big things in life.
Can you share some funny heartbreak stories?
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2024-11-30 12:31
There was a guy who was so in love with a girl. He planned this elaborate proposal. He hired a plane to write 'Will you marry me?' in the sky. But she was on a date with someone else at that moment and didn't even see it. When he found out, he was heartbroken but also realized how comical the whole situation was in a way. He had put so much effort into it and she wasn't even thinking about him.
Can you share some funny jail stories?
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2024-12-13 07:58
There was a jail where they had a talent show among the inmates. One guy did a really bad stand - up comedy routine. He was so bad that everyone was laughing not at his jokes but at how hard he was trying. His clumsy delivery and corny punchlines made it a very funny moment in the jail.
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