A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' It's a simple yet humorous short story for a joke of the day.
Well, it should be concise. For example, a short story about a cat trying to catch its tail in a really silly way. It should also have an unexpected ending, like the story of a fish that wanted to climb a tree and at the end it found out it could fly instead.
I'm not sure what kind of short joke you're referring to. If you can provide more information or context, I will try my best to help you answer your questions.
Here's one. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, 'I want a grilled... cheese.' The waiter says, 'What's with the pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure. I was born with them.'
Joke: What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day? I lava you! This simple play on words is quite cute and funny for Valentine's Day. It's a short and sweet joke that can make people chuckle.
There was a reindeer who thought he could sing better than all the others. So on Christmas Eve, he started to sing really loudly while pulling the sleigh. Santa said, 'Rudolph, your nose is bright, but your singing is a fright!'