english translated japanese rakugo stories

“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.” Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess! Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough. “I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.” Watch how this somewhat black-hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence. This will stay free forever. Also every comment = 1 chapter

The once greatest Saint underneath the heavens has been reborn after one hundred years. He cultivates with mighty skills, and he fights to once again reach the top of the world! Don’t compete with me when it comes to concocting pills, 100% effectiveness means nothing to me. Don’t compete with me when it comes to cultivation speed, I won’t be responsible when you die from embarrassment. Don’t compete with me when it comes to experience, as I’m an ancient ancestor. The existence of Jiang Chen is destined to ridicule thousands of geniuses…… . . . . Im not the writter,, Im just translated it. i am plannning to post all of the chapter here.. there was 2,000+ chapters. Please Vote and Send Gifts.

Bai Fan was a Chinese medical university student who woke up as a Japanese high school student named Kitagawa Tera about half a month ago. It was just like a typical starting point in a novel. He re-experienced life as a high school student in his twenties. Youthful, energetic girls, and colorful love comedies…That should have been the original plot… However, heaven was obviously playing a joke on Bai Fan as he had not inherited any memories of the original Kitagawa Tera. Follow the level-headed and cold Kitagawa Teru as he navigated around his new world with the ‘System’ that constantly gave him supernatural quests to clear.

Travel through 1931. Tang Zhenghai became a major general and division commander of the Kuomintang Army! Still a direct descendant of the bald head! Seeing the Japs invading our Dragon Kingdom, Tang Zhenghai was naturally furious and planned to lead his troops to counterattack! Chang Kaishen ordered that the troops should not act rashly. At this time, the rebellion system was activated! "Ding, it is detected that the host is facing an environment, and the following tasks are issued!" "Mission 1: Stop the attack, continue to guard Shanhaiguan, and do not have contact with the Japs!" "Reward, a turtle hat!" "Mission 2: Don't take advantage of Chang Kaishen, just send troops to beat up the little Japs!" "The reward is a full set of German infantry division equipment! Plus, one million rounds of ammunition!" "..." From then on, Tang Zhenghai embarked on a path of rebellion! Some years later... Little devil: Dad Long Guo, we were wrong, stop fighting... Yingjiang: The Dragon Kingdom has actually become a great power? Mao Xiong: I can’t sleep with such a neighbor!

Jiang Ping stood in awe as his accidental actions led to the creation and transformation of various mythical worlds. The diary he had stumbled upon seemed to hold immense power, granting him the ability to shape and mold reality. With each twist and turn, new realms were born, each with its own unique characteristics and inhabitants. First came the prehistoric world, a land filled with ancient creatures and primeval landscapes. Dinosaurs roamed freely, and towering mountains stood as testaments to the earth's long history. Jiang Ping marveled at the diversity of life and the raw power that emanated from this realm. Next, the Olympic world materialized, inspired by the ancient Greek myths. Mighty gods and goddesses ruled over this realm, engaging in epic battles and engaging in tales of heroism. The majestic Mount Olympus served as their divine abode, and mortals sought favor and guidance from these deities. As Jiang Ping continued to explore his newfound ability, he delved into the creation of a fantasy world. This realm was characterized by magic, mythical creatures, and enchanting landscapes. Knights embarked on quests, dragons soared through the skies, and wizards wielded incredible powers. Imagination ran wild in this fantastical domain. However, the unexpected entry of a group of sand sculpture players added an element of unpredictability to the worlds Jiang Ping created. These individuals brought their creativity and sand artistry, breathing life into sculptures that took on a life of their own. These animated sand creations wandered through the realms, interacting with the inhabitants and becoming part of the ever-expanding tapestry of these mythical lands. With the creation diary in hand, Jiang Ping continued to explore new possibilities, eager to see what wonders awaited him in the next page, the next chapter of his journey as a mythical world creator.

Cover pic is Seraphia Once upon a time, in the small town of Fairhaven, there lived a young man named Ethan. Ethan was an avid reader and a passionate fan of the fantasy novel series, "The Chronicles of Enchantedia." He spent countless hours immersed in the pages of the enchanting world created by the talented author. Suddenly ethan got transported into his favourite novel and recived a powerful system And he decided to cuck the protoganist and take all his girls as the protoganist isn't intrested in those girls.... Expect some twists along the way... -Intellegent female leads -Evil mc who will plan to get all the girls -Yandere, A demon queen, A godessess in the harem -The mc may appear good but inside his mind he is always scheming.... -Possessive male lead(But he won't genocide people who just glanced at the girl) -No ntr(Female leads won't be taken by other males and females rather than mc) Disclaimer: Remember the mc won't help anyone without him getting profit

Haru Salvador, aspiring fashion designer and assistant of the most capable chief editor of the most popular fashion magazine life was about to change. It all started when he met the handsome japanese model and business man Zen Kirishima. What would happen when an secret of Zen comes in light which could spin Haru's upside down. His life will be changed like never before. And to make things worst there bond is tested in many steps. Will their bond be able to overcome this test or destroy them?

I guess I am not so good after all

A professional gamer dies unexpectedly during an E-Sports tournament and is sent to Valhalla, a heaven reserved for only the greatest of warriors. The warriors of Valhalla are pitted against a struggle for survival in the face of a common enemy. Fortunately, within each warrior lies the roots to their own saga, a legendary tale of their ascendence to fame and feats of great achievement alike. Witness the birth of an epic saga as this gamer challenges legends and carves a path toward the ultimate glory. The story itself revolves around Nordic mythology and incorporates a gaming system alongside magical wizards and mighty warriors. Also the story isn't mine just rewriting so other people can also read it

When I woke up, I was in a classroom. I tried to get a hold of my raging headache and looked around. It looked oddly familiar to stuff I'd usually see in anime and light novels. There's red, green, blue, pink, golden and various other types of coloured hair on the heads of these teenagers who are supposed to be my classmates. The clues say it is a Romantic Comedy. Yet I do not have a single inkling as to whose body this is and how I have landed here. 'System, give me my goddamn starter pack with the original body's memories and a damn Japanese Language package' Neither is any System reacting to my sincere request. 'You damn incompetent god or goddess that has dropped me in the middle of a damn classroom with no fucking support, respond for fucks sake or I'll burn your damn shrines' Nor are the gods or goddesses responding to my earnest pleas. And this bloody headache won't go away either. Fuck, I need to get my memory before someone realises something's off. ◆ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❴✪❵ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ◆ Tags - (alternate world , beautiful female lead , caring protagonist , curious protagonist , calm protagonist , depression , early romance , love interest falls in love first , male protagonist , past trauma , proactive protagonist , transmigration ) ◆ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❴✪❵ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ◆ First time writing a novel (rip me apart but please valid criticism) Ok so main features of this novel are: - No beta MC, just a normal person who's been through shit. - It is my take on a transmigration. I chose realism. - No NTR or any wierd shit here. This is a long and steady journey. - alot of internal monologue. This novel is truly going to be from the perspective of the MC. We will get to hear his true and complete thoughts no matter how stupid or irrelevant they may sound. I have done this to build character and give an insight into how MC thinks. - romance but no harem. Have main FL kind of figured out and main points of focus - the story will also try and focus on the original novel the MC transmigrated to.. - wanna try character development and see what I do in my first try. This will take alot of chapters. How many? I don't know. Each chapter will be meticulous, The issue is that it takes 20-30 mins to get the general plot and filling out the whole chapter takes like 5+ hours. Proof reading isn't an issue and that only takes about 20 mins. Either way I do hope you enjoy reading the novel as much as i enjoyed writing it