funny swallowing stories

My cousin once thought she could swallow a cherry pit just like a bird. She put it in her mouth and swallowed it without thinking. Later, she got really worried that a tree might grow in her stomach. We all had a good laugh about it. It was so naive yet funny.

At a party, there was a swallowing competition with grapes. One guy was so confident. He stuffed a bunch of grapes in his mouth all at once. But when he tried to swallow them, he started choking a bit. His face turned red, and everyone was laughing. He finally managed to swallow them all but had to drink a whole glass of water right away to wash it all down.

One common story could be a child's first time swallowing a pill. It might be a bit scary at first, but with some coaxing and maybe a sip of water, they manage to do it. They feel proud of themselves for being brave.

There is a story about a snake swallowing a large prey. Snakes are known for their ability to swallow prey much larger than their head. They can unhinge their jaws and stretch their body to accommodate the large meal.

I'm not entirely sure what specific 'first time swallowing stories' you mean. It could refer to a first time swallowing a new type of food. For example, the first time someone swallows sushi. They might be hesitant at first because of the raw fish and the unique combination of ingredients, but then find they like it.

I'm not entirely sure specifically what 'swallowing black nut stories' are as it's a rather unusual phrase. It could potentially be about the act of swallowing black nuts in a literal sense, like in some cultural or traditional practices related to consuming a type of black - colored nut. But without more context, it's hard to say for sure.

As far as I know, there are no mainstream, famous stories that are commonly known as 'swallowing black nut stories'. However, in some small, isolated communities, there might be local tales that we are not familiar with on a global scale. These could potentially be related to their unique cultural or environmental aspects, such as if black nuts are native to their area and have some significance in their local lore.

There were novels similar to Swallowing the Immortals and Swallowing the Gods: [1: Dragon Proud God of War, Author: 009] Super God System, Author: Bug 2 3."Cultivation Master's Pastoral Life" by Xiao Xue Siye 4. Heavenly Dragon Swordmaster, Author: Broken Sword 5:"God-Level Great Apothecary", Author: WeChat 6. Dragon Proud Martial God, Author: 009 7: My Dantian is the Earth. Author: Girls wear short skirts 8. Immortal Starry Sky. Author: 3,000 Abandoned Manuscript Nine Deaths Divine Technique of the Other World, Author: Wushan Yunyu 10:"Hundred Generations Rebuilt", Author: Two Snakes Magic Machine, Author: 8 Difficulties 12:"My Back Door Connects to the Wilderness", Author: Heaven and Earth Are Imperfect I Can Exchange for Comprehension, Author: Mountain Chieftain of Yuelu Mountain Druid Who Knows Martial Arts, Author: 8 Difficulties "Dominating the Wilderness", Author: A Calm and Calm Someone All-rounded Qi Practitioner, Author: Stewed Beef with Pea Beast King of the City, Author: Western Spider Star Moon Illusion Realm, Author: 8 Difficulties Blade Against Heaven, Author: Juewuwo The Lord of Asura, Author: Began in a Dream The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Dragon God of War": Young Dragon God of War, ten years of silence, from a genius to a waste, being ridiculed and ridiculed. After ten years of persistence and ten thousand failures, he finally obtained the mysterious dragon seal. Using the chaotic dantian to cultivate an invincible technique, refining everything in the world, devouring endless stars, sweeping across the desolate universe, and looking down on the heavens! I ask the vast universe, who dares to fight me? 2."Super Divine System":"Super Divine System" was a very interesting system text. The first half of the story was very attractive, especially the plot related to the crab general and the gossip world. It was very impressive. Although the second half of the story was a little neglected, overall, this book was still very good. Especially considering the background of the era, the plot of this book was very trendy. Even though there were some thunderbolts and depression in certain places, these were just small matters and did not have an irreversible impact on the entire story. Overall, this book was considered a masterpiece of the early system texts. 3."Cultivation Master's Pastoral Life": Xianxia Farming Text, Limited Exemption 4.<Heavenly Dragon Swordmaster>:<Hot Selling>> By chance, he obtained the dragon soul and divine blood of Huaxia. The Overlord Body of the Sword Venerable was awakened. His sword shocked the world! Once, he was the abandoned young master of the Ye Clan. He was despised and ridiculed by the clan. Now, he was the Evil Dragon Swordmaster and the Evil Demon Emperor. He was the one who killed the world and suppressed the world! The fairies and saintesses loved and hated him, and the geniuses respected and feared him! 5."God-level Great Apothecary": I've caught up to the latest chapter. It's not enough to read. I'm urging you to update... 6."Dragon Proud Martial God": In thousands of universes, the strong are respected! Awakening the totem bloodline in life and death, cultivating the Undying Heaven Devouring Technique, seizing the fortune of heaven and earth, devouring the souls of all things, killing with every step, defying the heavens with every step! Stepping on corpses, stepping on the sea of blood, devouring the world, dominating the heavens! 7: My Dantian Is the Earth: A Good Book for Young Missy 8."Immortal Starry Sky": Devour to level up, fast food novel, if there's a book shortage, you can read it for fun. 9:"Nine Deaths Divine Technique of the Other World": Classic novel 10:"Hundred Lives Rebuild": He takes all who comes, and he roams the human world, the immortal world, and the divine world. He is elegant and has countless confidants. He is a martial arts god. He kills one person every ten steps, but he is hot-blooded. A New Historical Book, Yin A Hundred Lives Rebuild, Sequel to 'Tough Young Master'. The urban classic,"A Grandmaster Reborn in the City" "Magic Machine": Magic Machine, the mechanical beast of the magic world. Ling Xiao, the last genius successor of the Heavenly Mountain Carefree Sect, was lamenting about the rapid advancement of technology. Carefree martial arts and his favorite mechanical beast techniques were no longer useful, but he accidentally fell into the Crimson Moon Continent of the five continents of the magic world. His soul possessed the second son of the Yang family, the most powerful of the four great families in Xia country, who was just killed. He was a playboy who only knew how to eat, drink, and flirt with girls. The Yang Family's Heavenly Demon Art and the Carefree Sect's Carefree Snowmelt Technique had made Ling Xiao a mysterious expert that no one knew about. Ling Xiao could use the many martial arts in the Carefree Sect's Sutra Library with ease. The appearance of the mechanical beasts had made Ling Xiao invincible. There were things that flew in the sky, ran on the ground, and swam in the water. There was nothing that Ling Xiao could not create… The thrilling journey to the other world began… [Carefree Descendant's Journey to the Other World, Traps and Beasts Appear in the World] 12."My Back Door Connects to the Wilderness": I went to the Wilderness. Oh, the Conception and Governor Meridians were opened. If he went there again, he would become a Connate Dao Body with bloodshot eyes in the immortal sects! 'What? You're the Immortal Flower reincarnated from a Three-lifetime Individual Immortal? You've perfected your 3,000 external techniques and can become an Immortal in a hundred years? It doesn't matter. I've already become the ancestor of the Human Tribe in the Untainted Land and an Earthly Immortal Patriarch. I've made boundless contributions and am charging toward the Golden Immortal Dao Lord!' I Can Exchange for Comprehension: System Fantasy Style It was a combination of the system and his own efforts. It wasn't that he had obtained an invincible system from the start, but that he could obtain comprehension through the system and help the protagonist grow. The system that Shen Zhui obtained after transmigrating was the Punishment System. In other words, as long as the wicked could be punished, they could obtain Karma points and better comprehension. He started off as a constable, joined the army, and leveled up by punishing evil people. Congratulations to the host for killing the Evil God. You have been rewarded with one million Karma points. Karma points can be exchanged for Comprehension Time." He had to cross the world of the gods and become a small constable. Shen Zhui found that every time he killed a person with a Sin Value on top of his head, he would get Karma points and could exchange them for comprehension time! As more and more villains are killed, Shen Zhui's ability will become stronger and stronger. Let's wait and see what level he will reach in the end! 14."Druid with Martial Arts": A very creative book, not bad. [15:"Dominating the Wilderness": This book is very good!] Finished the novel! <<All-rounded Qi Refiner>> Wei Long, known as the number one support class in the game, has transmigrated!> The scariest thing was that this guy had brought all the knowledge and experience of the characters in the game with him! "Here, take it!" Wei Long casually threw out a stack of talismans and a few talismans. "Heaven-grade talisman! The old apprentice, who had a superior-grade holy weapon, fainted. "Bastard, do you really think I'm easy to bully just because I'm in the Foundation Establishment Stage?" Wei Long looked at the people trapped in the Ten Terminal Formation and cursed. "I only forge arrays to protect myself. I forge artifacts to forge better arrays. I forge talismans to earn money. Actually, my hobby is alchemy…" Wei Long said when he forged an immortal artifact array artifact. "Beast King of the City": What would it be like to have a magical Dragon Soul Pearl in your body? Yes, Ai Xiaohai had a Dragon Spiritual Pearl in his body. "Is Cirque du Soleil that awesome? My wolf can waltz and my tiger can fight the landlord. When I'm happy, I'll find a mammoth to teach it how to calculate the area of a cuboid!" Ai Xiaohai's Words. "Yeah, I want to go to the bottom of the sea today. Little White, come here, let me ride on you." You don't know who Xiaobai is? Great white shark, you know? That killer whale is Xiaohu. The shipwreck full of treasure that sank in the Atlantic Ocean was found by Xiaohu. It's very busy right now and is helping me find Pirate William's treasure. Do you know what the ocean is? The sea is a big safe that belongs to me alone and is filled with endless wealth!" Ai Xiaohai's Words. Do you know what a Dragon Spiritual Pearl is now? With the power of this spiritual pearl, Ai Xiaohai was the king of the sky, the king of the land, and the king of the sea! "Ah, I can even transform into a real dragon!" <<Star-Moon Illusion Realm>> I'm Still Alive... Why? What will happen if I come here from Earth?" "The mysterious Banished Land, the gathering place of sinners. Why do I have to appear here? Why was I able to break through the restrictions set by God? Why are there always mysterious experts around me?" Under the four blue moons, Han Yan looked at the blue flame on his hand and muttered. His long black hair danced wildly in the night wind. "Do you want to know the reason? Go find the God of Space.“ "Find him, and you'll understand why you're here!" "There are not only humans, demons, but also extremely powerful gods searching for the Spatial God. If you want to find the Spatial God, you must have the strength that surpasses all gods!" "Alright!" Han Yan raised his head and said,"I'll crush all the gods and devils who stand in my way!" The moon and the stars are out, who can compete with them? ===== Finished. Please support the new book, Magic Machine. Book number: 1046221. 19:"Sword Reaches the Heavenly Origin": The novel's advantages: The plot is smooth, the theme is clear, the story has bright points, the rhythm is short and fast, the fun points are dense, and there are many ignition points. The king's blood is hot, and he is invincible. He fights all the way, and he is full of himself. The atmosphere is well rendered, the characters are well portrayed, and the feelings are sincere. The setting of the Tang Sword is unforgettable. Plot summary: The protagonist endured for ten years in his previous life. After his family was destroyed, he painstakingly honed himself. The only thing he believed in was the Tang sword in his hand. After revenge, he finally died under a random gun. Then, he brought his only companion, the "Tang Sword", and was reborn. After a few years, just as he was slowly accepting a new family, he suddenly encountered an accident. His mother was captured by his family, his father was unable to recover, and his cultivation talent was also crippled. Under such circumstances, the protagonist did not give up. He used his companion, the "Tang Sword", as the core to rebuild the combat qi cultivation system. With a thought, he became a demon and cut through everything. "In conclusion, a fast-food fantasy novel where the main character uses a knife is considered normal in ancient novels. There are very few poison points. The Tang sword is a plus point. It's worth reading." "Asura the Heavenly Venerable": Turn into a demon and kill all worlds! This was the rise of a mysterious youth… His new book, Immortal War God (Emperor Shura), was currently trending. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

" Swallowing the Heavens " was a fantasy cultivation novel written by Demon Cabbage. The novel has been completed, and the platform for the serial is 3G Bookstore. The story told the story of the protagonist, Yang Ling, stepping on the path of cultivation by obtaining the Heaven Devouring Relic. The specific plot and content could only be understood by reading the novel.

" Swallowing the Heavens " was a fantasy cultivation web novel written by Demon Cabbage. The novel has been completed and is being serialised in 3G Bookstore. It told the story of a mortal, Yang Ling, who accidentally obtained the Heaven Devouring Relic and embarked on the path of Cultivation. The novel had a total of 754 chapters, and it belonged to the Xianxia fantasy immortal cultivation genre.