funny neighbor stories

A group of neighbors once switched the doormat of an old neighbor with one that had a really silly message on it. When he opened the door, he was so puzzled and read the message out loud with a confused look on his face. We all laughed and then told him what we had done.

Sure. My neighbor once tried to train his cat to use the toilet like a human. He set up this elaborate contraption around the toilet seat. One day, we heard a loud splash and a string of curses. Turns out the cat got spooked and knocked over a bucket of water he had placed there for the training.

Well, I had a neighbor who would always blast music early in the morning. It was so annoying. But then one day, he accidentally locked himself out while still in his pajamas and it was really funny to see him trying to break into his own house through the window.

I had a neighbor who thought it was okay to water his plants with a hose that sprayed all over the sidewalk and onto our porch. When we told him about it, he said he was just sharing the water. Also, he had a parrot that would squawk at all hours of the day and night. It drove us crazy.

Well, I had a neighbor who constantly played really loud music late at night. When we asked him to keep it down, he just ignored us. Another time, he threw a party and all his guests parked in our driveway, blocking us in. It was a total nightmare.

Well, once my neighbor thought his cat could talk. He'd have these long 'conversations' with it. One day, he told me the cat said it wanted a new scratching post. I just laughed and said it probably just meowed for food.

My neighbor constantly borrowed things without asking. It drove me crazy. One day, he borrowed my lawnmower and returned it with a broken blade. However, a few days later, he tried to mow his lawn with the broken mower and the grass just flew everywhere. It was so funny that I couldn't be mad at him anymore.

A neighbor was constantly stealing flowers from someone's garden. The flower - loving neighbor got a bag, filled it with fake plastic snakes and hid them among the flowers. When the stealing neighbor reached for the flowers again, they got a big fright from the snakes. It was hilarious.

Sure. There was a neighbor who was always leaving their trash bags in front of someone else's door. So, the person whose door it was, took all the trash and put it on the neighbor's car. The neighbor was so embarrassed when they came out and saw it.

No. Sometimes there could be misunderstandings. For example, if the girl visits at an odd hour, neighbors might start gossiping which can create an uncomfortable situation for both of them.