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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Tell me a porcupine bedtime story.
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2024-10-29 05:57
There was a porcupine family. The baby porcupine was having trouble sleeping. The mother porcupine started to tell a story. She said that long ago, porcupines were the guardians of the magical forest. They would use their quills to protect the precious crystals that grew there. One day, an evil fox tried to steal the crystals. But the porcupines formed a circle, their quills pointing outwards, and scared the fox away. As the baby porcupine listened to this story, it felt proud of its kind. It closed its eyes and dreamed of being a great protector like those in the story, and soon drifted off to sleep.
What can be the moral of a porcupine bedtime story?
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2024-10-29 12:02
One possible moral could be about kindness. Just like in the story where the porcupine helped the lost mouse, it shows that being kind to others, even if they are different from you, is a great virtue. Porcupines have quills which can seem scary, but that didn't stop the porcupine from helping the small mouse.
What is the 'porcupine short story' about?
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2024-11-10 02:08
Well, without having read the 'porcupine short story', it could be about various things. It could be a fable where the porcupine represents a certain trait, like being cautious because of its quills. Or it could be a simple narrative about a porcupine family. For example, it might tell the story of a baby porcupine growing up, learning from its parents how to survive in the wild. It could also be a story that focuses on the porcupine's relationship with the changing seasons, like how it prepares for winter.
Who wrote the 'porcupine short story'?
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2024-11-09 15:04
I don't know who wrote the 'porcupine short story' as there is not enough information provided. It could be an unknown author or a relatively new writer.
Tell me a porcupine children's story.
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2024-11-07 13:14
In a beautiful meadow, there lived a porcupine child. This porcupine was different from others. It had a very soft heart. One day, it decided to pick flowers for all the forest animals. But every time it tried to get close to the animals to give the flowers, they ran away because of its quills. However, the porcupine didn't give up. It left the flowers at the entrance of each animal's home. The animals were touched by its kindness and finally became friends with the porcupine.
What is the main story of the porcupine and the turtledove in the Arabian Nights?
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2024-09-23 05:55
The story of the porcupine and the turtledove in One Thousand and One Nights tells a legend in Arabian folktales. Legend had it that there was a porcupine with a turtledove feather on its body, so it was called the turtledove shooting the pig. It was said that this turtledove had once left her group in search of her nest and finally came to the porcupine's nest. The porcupine found the turtledove and tried to catch it, but the turtledove escaped. The turtledove shot the porcupine's egg so that it could not hatch. In the end, the porcupine became a useless waste. This story implied that people should pursue freedom and independence, not restrain themselves, but should bravely pursue their dreams. At the same time, this story also tells us that even if we lose something, we can't give up on ourselves. We must continue to move forward and find our own direction.
What are the funniest porcupine stories you know?
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2024-11-22 23:48
I know a story where a porcupine got lost in a forest during a snowstorm. It found a small cave to shelter in. But when it woke up, it was covered in snow. It looked like a big white ball with quills poking out. When a deer saw it, the deer was so startled that it ran away, slipping on the ice in the process, which was really funny.
Can you share some funny porcupine stories?
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2024-11-22 09:30
Well, there was this porcupine that wandered into a garden. The gardener was terrified at first. But the porcupine just started munching on some fallen apples. It then got curious about a small fountain and tried to drink from it. However, when it bent down, its quills poked itself and it jumped back, making the gardener laugh.
What are some popular themes in porcupine fan fiction?
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2024-11-20 18:51
A third theme could be the porcupine's family life. Writers might explore how porcupines raise their young, protect their territory, and interact within their family groups. It could include stories of young porcupines learning important survival skills from their parents.
How can one start writing porcupine fan fiction?
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2024-11-20 23:16
First, do some research on porcupines. Know their behavior, diet, and habitat. This will help you create a more realistic setting for your story. Then, think of an interesting character for your porcupine, like a brave porcupine who wants to explore the world outside its usual territory.
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