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My Meadow of Ash Trees

My Meadow of Ash Trees

She went through hell at an early age. She was abandoned by her father to be abused and exploited like a slave by his wife and daughter. She tried running away from them so many times, but she was always caught. When her 'so-called' sister, who was set to marry a Count's son, vanished, her 'so-called' father suddenly remembered her existence and recognized her as his youngest daughter. [Excerpt] "You wench! We have fed and dressed you since you were a child. And now you won't even be useful." Her stepmother shouted She raised her left eyebrow. "Fed me? Dress me? You couldn't even give me a decent room. If I may remind you, I've been living in the attic room for ten years, and you treated me worse than a maid. A slave. You treated me as a slave." "You ungrateful child. I should have never let you live. You should have just died together with your whore mother." Said the Count. Upon hearing about her mother, she felt rage. She could still remember how she saw her mother die in the coldness of the night. She looked at the Count with blazing eyes as if they could burn. "Never mention my mother again. And stop blaming the innocent here. You are the one who raped her and got her pregnant, Count Harriston." She said it in an angry tone. Then she looked over at the Countess. "And Countess, you should be grateful that you have another daughter because if I were born as a boy, you would never have a penny left." "You b..." Countess Harriston got slapped by Ashley before she could finish her words. The Countess held up her red left cheek. "I'm not a bitch. You and your daughter are bitches. And I will never marry Count Lottway's son. Find your spoiled brat daughter, and don't make me her substitute." "You ungrateful wench!" The Count held her hand and tried to slap her. But a strong man's force stopped the hands of the Count. When he saw whose hand stopped him, his face became pale. He couldn't believe that this man would be here. "Y-your Grace? W-why are y-you here?" The Count was so afraid that he stuttered his words. The man released the Count's hands and hid Ashley at his back. "Hurt her, and you're dead." He said it with a cold tone. Cover not mine
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Brothers of Ash and Fire

Brothers of Ash and Fire

USA Today Bestselling Author Lauren Smith is an Oklahoma attorney by day, author by night who pens adventurous and edgy romance stories by the light of her smart phone flashlight app. She knew she was destined to be a romance writer when she attempted to re-write the entire Titanic movie just to save Jack from drowning. Connecting with readers by writing emotionally moving, realistic and sexy romances no matter what time period is her passion. She’s won multiple awards in several romance subgenres including: New England Reader’s Choice Awards, Greater Detroit BookSeller’s Best Awards, and a Semi-Finalist award for the Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Award. She was a 2018 RITA ® Finalist in the Romance Writers of America Contest. To connect with Lauren, visit her at www.laurensmithbooks.com Book 1: Mikhail: A Royal Dragon Romance He’s a dangerous jewel thief… she’s the gem expert standing in his way… Mikhail Barinov knew he F’d up, five hundred years ago. His ‘one job’ as part of a Russian family of imperial dragon shifters? To protect the family hoard of jewels. But a dazzling virgin—who just happened to be the Elizabeth I, the Queen of England—tricked Mikhail and stole the jewels. But now he has a chance at redemption. The jewels have been found five centuries later. The only problem is they’ve been turned over to gemologist, Piper Linwood. She’s sexy, smart, ripe for seduction—but if centuries of exile taught him one thing, it’s never trust a beautiful woman. Piper Linwood can’t wait to get her hands on her latest project. But hot damn she never expected how badly she’d want to get her hands on the dark, brooding man she sees at the museum. Of course she didn’t know he was a jewel thief. Or a dragon shifter. But all that becomes abundantly clear when he takes the jewels and her, then flies (yes, flies) to his ancestral castle. While all the alpha-male stuff is what fairy tales are made of—and frankly sexy-as-hell—the fact Piper disappeared with Mikhail has her labeled as his partner in crime. Now she must choose. Will she betray him to save her career? Or will she stay and become the dragon’s greatest treasure?
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Tell me a funny Ash Wednesday story.
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2024-11-22 13:40
Once, on Ash Wednesday, a little boy went to school with the ashen cross on his forehead. His classmates thought it was some kind of new cool tattoo. One of them asked him where he got it done. The boy, very innocently, said it was a mark from the priest at church. His classmates were so amazed and confused at the same time that they couldn't stop talking about it all day.
What is a memorable funny story related to Ash Wednesday?
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2024-11-04 23:14
There was a family on Ash Wednesday. The kids were playing and accidentally smeared the ashes from their foreheads all over their faces. They looked like little coal miners. When their parents saw them, they couldn't help but laugh. Their mom said, 'Well, now you look like you've been really blessed extra hard today!' It was a simple but funny moment.
Can you share a funny story about Ash Wednesday?
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2024-11-04 23:09
Once on Ash Wednesday, a little boy went to school with the ashen cross on his forehead. His classmates thought it was some kind of new cool tattoo. They all gathered around him asking how he got it. When he told them it was for Ash Wednesday, one of his friends said, 'So it's like a holy fashion statement?' and everyone burst out laughing.
What could be a really funny incident on Ash Wednesday?
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2024-11-22 16:57
A woman was in a hurry on Ash Wednesday. She put on her makeup without noticing the ash on her forehead. She went to the mall and people kept giving her strange looks. She thought it was because of her new dress. When she finally looked in a mirror at the mall, she was so embarrassed and started laughing at herself for not realizing it earlier.
What is the origin story of Ash Wednesday?
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2024-11-20 15:22
Ash Wednesday marks the beginning of Lent in the Christian calendar. It has its origin in the ancient practice of penance. In the early Church, sinners would publicly repent and be marked with ashes as a sign of their contrition. Over time, this became a more formalized ritual. The ashes used on Ash Wednesday are often made from the burned palms from the previous year's Palm Sunday. It's a day of reflection and a call to spiritual discipline as believers prepare for Easter.
What is the story behind Ash Wednesday?
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2024-10-02 17:28
Ash Wednesday marks the beginning of Lent in the Christian calendar. It symbolizes repentance and a time of reflection and spiritual preparation for Easter.
What is the story and significance behind Ash Wednesday?
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2024-10-06 07:20
Ash Wednesday marks the beginning of Lent in the Christian calendar. It symbolizes repentance and a time of spiritual reflection.
Tell me a story about Ash Wednesday for children.
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2024-11-08 18:13
One story for Ash Wednesday could be about a little boy named Tom. On Ash Wednesday, he goes to church with his family. He sees people getting ashes on their foreheads. Tom is curious and his parents explain that it's a symbol of repentance. Tom decides to be extra kind to others that day, like sharing his toys with his sister and helping his grandma. It shows that Ash Wednesday is not just about the ashes, but also about being a better person.
Can you briefly explain the origin story of Ash Wednesday?
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2024-11-20 20:35
Sure. Ash Wednesday is part of Christian tradition. It started from the early Church's practice of penance. Ashes were used as a sign of repentance, and this day kicks off Lent, a period of fasting and spiritual preparation for Easter.
What can children learn from Ash Wednesday according to the story?
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2024-11-08 12:16
Children can also learn about new beginnings. In the story of the village children, they saw Ash Wednesday as a chance to let go of bad habits like arguing, and start a new way of behaving, which is positive and friendly.
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