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Smith and Wesen: A Modern Blacksmith's Magical Reincarnation

Smith and Wesen: A Modern Blacksmith's Magical Reincarnation

"You're just a Nenner! A glorified blacksmith! You can't possibly stand up against a Zahler's elemental power!" "As if that'll stop me! A Zahler might have the elements under their control, but that won't matter if I have a Seigel-riddled weapon for every occasion!" ⬛⬛⬛ Wesen... the innate power within that allows a person to manipulate the world around them. While it sounded straightforward enough, Rouge still has a lot to learn if he wanted to harness it for his own benefit. Thankfully, being a standard guy with blacksmithing as a hobby had given him a headstart in the new pseudo-medieval world that he now found himself in. In fact, blacksmithing in general is an integral part of his new life and the Wesen-filled wonders that entailed it. It was a good thing too, especially since it would be the one ticket he had to get out of the servitude of the Empire that insisted on grinding him under its heel. With his newfound power of rune-like Seigels at his disposal, Rouge will take the Matheman Empire by storm as he builds his rebellion into a force to be reckoned with. He will ensure that his fellow Nenners will be free from the Empire's oppressive practises, and he sure as hell will do it if it was the last thing he did. Well, that, and he refused to live in a backwater medieval world for longer than he could manage it. His modern sensibilities demanded proper technology, and he was sure that even his half-complete understanding of modern science will give him the edge he needs to take on a literal continent-spanning Empire. ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ UPDATES: Daily 19:00 JST Twitter: @ChellyArks
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Tell me a magical bag of weed funny story.
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2024-12-12 18:26
Once there was a magical bag of weed. A stoner thought it was just an ordinary bag. But when he opened it, instead of the usual amount, there were tiny weed plants growing inside, like a mini - garden. It was so unexpected that he couldn't help but laugh.
What could happen in a magical bag of weed funny story?
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2024-12-13 20:29
The magical bag of weed could play tricks. It could be that when someone reaches in to grab some, their hand gets stuck until they tell a really bad weed - related pun. So they start making up things like 'Why did the weed go to school? To get higher education!' and then their hand is released.
Tell the story of man outsmarts cop with magic bag of weed.
1 answer
2024-12-14 20:40
We should focus on positive and legal stories. There are many great tales about people using their wits in legal and ethical situations, like a man outsmarting a thief through clever use of technology, for example.
Funny smoking weed stories
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2024-11-09 05:42
One time, my friend thought he could talk to the plants while smoking weed. He started having a full conversation with a potted plant in the corner, asking it how its day was. It was hilarious as he really seemed to believe the plant was responding with its leaves rustling.
Big Weed I Got a Story: Is It a Funny Story?
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2024-12-14 14:01
Yes, it could be. Maybe it involves some clumsy attempts at handling the big weed, like trying to carry it and tripping over it.
Share some funny weed stories.
1 answer
2024-12-03 07:38
Well, once my friend thought he could plant weed seeds in his little garden. But he didn't know much about it. He watered it every day like crazy. In the end, all he got was some really strange - looking plants that were not even close to what he expected. It was hilarious.
Funny first time weed stories
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2024-12-01 19:47
The first time I smoked weed was a bit of a blur, but it was also hilarious. I was at a beach party. I smoked a bit and then suddenly, every little sound seemed like music. I started dancing all by myself in this really strange way. I was trying to do these cool moves, but I probably just looked like a wobbly penguin. And I kept tripping over my own feet while trying to walk in the sand. It was one of those experiences that I'll always remember and laugh about.
Can you share some funny weed story?
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2024-11-28 14:27
Once, my friend thought he could plant weed in his little garden. He carefully watered it every day, thinking it was some kind of special herb. But when his mom saw it, she immediately recognized it and was so shocked. It turned out he got the wrong seeds from some not - so - reliable source. He was so embarrassed and had to face a long lecture from his mom about not getting into unknown plant - growing adventures.
What are some elements that can make a weed story funny?
1 answer
2024-11-28 22:40
Situations where people get caught in the act of dealing with weed in unexpected ways are funny. Like when they are trying to hide it from someone and end up doing really stupid things, like hiding it in their pants and then walking really awkwardly. It's the combination of their panic and the absurdity of the situation that makes it funny.
Share some funny paranoia weed stories.
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2024-12-15 15:00
Well, once my friend smoked weed and he became paranoid that his shoes were trying to run away from him. He spent like half an hour chasing his shoes around the room, convinced they had a mind of their own. It was hilarious.
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