funny dirty pun stories

Another one. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of being interested and losing money in the context of banking.)

Here's a family - friendly one. I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. (The pun is on 'put down' which can mean both to stop reading and to place something down.)

One characteristic is the use of homophones. For example, like in the pun 'The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work'. 'Behind' has two meanings here - the physical location and being late. Homophones create that double - meaning that is so crucial for puns.

Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This plays on the double meaning of 'turn into' - the magical transformation and simply entering a place.

Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. The pun is on the phrase 'turn into'. Usually, it means transform magically, but here it's used literally as in making a turn to enter a store.

Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).

A story about a man who put his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them. His forgetfulness was quite comical. He searched everywhere from the kitchen to the living room until someone pointed out that his glasses were on his head all along. It's these simple, innocent mistakes that make for great funny stories.

Sharing dirty stories is inappropriate. Let's focus on positive and clean humorous stories. For example, there was a clumsy magician who tried to make a rabbit disappear but instead made his own hat disappear. It was really funny.

Sure. There is a story about a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he made his own hat disappear and the rabbit ended up sitting on his head. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.

I'm not sure which specific 'dirty funny guys' book you are referring to. But generally, if it's a book with such a title, it might contain some humorous stories. However, the term 'dirty' could imply inappropriate or vulgar content, so it's hard to say for sure without more information.