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Rather than dealing with such inappropriate topics, it's better to engage in healthy and positive conversations.

We could focus on stories of people's perseverance. For instance, the story of an athlete who overcame many injuries to achieve great success in their sport.

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One could be a person with self - perceived insecurities about their physical features who overcame it through building strong self - confidence. They focused on their other positive qualities like intelligence, kindness and a great sense of humor. These qualities helped them succeed in their social life, making great friends and having fulfilling relationships.

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Here is one. A Telugu man went to the market to buy a chicken. He asked the seller, 'How much for this small chicken?' The seller said, '100 rupees.' The man said, 'But it's so small!' The seller replied, 'It's a special breed, very tasty.' The man said, 'Okay, I'll take it.' When he got home, he found out it was a baby parrot instead! His family had a good laugh about his 'chicken' purchase.

Well, there's a story about a cat that chased its own tail so furiously that it got dizzy and just flopped over. It was so funny to watch.

There are many positive stories. For example, the story of an athlete who overcame an injury through hard work and determination to return to the field and achieve great results. It shows the power of perseverance.