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(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

Kellen Woods grew up never knowing a normal world. By the time he could walk, his mother and father had already sealed several serious gates that threatened the safety of his hometown. By the time his sister was born, they were famous worldwide. So the world held their breath for when Kellen and his sister came of age, waiting to see what kind of power they would awaken. His sister was just like his mom, same power, same class, while Kellen, woke up one day to find out what it meant to be special in a family the world watched. But in the worst way. Awakening weaker then your powerful parents wasn’t unheard of, but when your younger sister awakened at the same class as your parent, anyone would feel inferior. And Kellen, never one to ask for hand outs, left the comfort and safety of his hometown to become better than the weak brat everyone thought he was. Kellen went to the front lines, to where the gates normally broke out. From there, Kellen worked hard, and then worked some more until no one could doubt that he was good at his job. He got so good that even with his lower class, people would still hire him to help. But Kellen never took it to heart. He had learned a valuable lesson on the front lines. Classification only meant shit if you walked back out of the gate. Otherwise, shut your mouth and listen to those with more experience. They determined who made it out alive or not. But Kellen was tired now. He had gotten everything out of his system, and the fast paced life on the front lines didn’t suit him anymore. Now, he wanted to go home, buy a house, maybe find a nice man to settle down with, and live a normal life. All the while, the yellow eyes he’d met on the front lines haunted him, no matter how much he tried to forget about them. Especially since the Esper they were attached to refused to let him go.
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Archery Hunting Funny Stories: Share Your Experiences
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2024-11-02 10:04
There was this time when I went archery hunting with my dad. I aimed at a wild boar, but my hands were a bit shaky. I let the arrow fly and it ended up hitting a nearby bush. The wild boar just snorted and ran away. Then, to make it even funnier, a little rabbit hopped out of the bush with the arrow still stuck in it. It was like the rabbit had borrowed the arrow for decoration. It was a really comical sight.
What are some of the funniest archery hunting stories you've heard?
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2024-11-02 09:41
A hunter told me he was waiting for a target and got startled by a sudden noise. He quickly turned and shot his arrow, only to realize he had just shot his own hat that had fallen off. It was so embarrassing yet funny.
What are some interesting archery funny stories?
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2024-12-03 13:14
One story is about an archer who got distracted by a butterfly while aiming. When he finally shot, the arrow went way off course and hit a scarecrow in the field instead of the target. It was quite a sight.
Can you share some archery funny stories?
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2024-12-07 09:51
Once at an archery competition, a very confident archer was showing off his skills. He took a big, dramatic stance and released the arrow. But the arrow completely missed the target and hit a nearby tree, where a squirrel was sitting. The squirrel got so startled that it started chattering and jumping around, which made everyone at the event laugh.
Can you share some funny archery stories?
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2024-11-23 14:59
Sure. There was a time when a beginner archer aimed at the target but ended up hitting the arrow already stuck in the target, creating a really comical 'double arrow' situation.
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 08:38
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
Can you share an archery funny story?
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2024-12-06 04:53
There is this funny archery story. A young archer thought he was really good. He boasted a lot before the shooting. But when he shot, his arrow hit the very edge of the target board and bounced off, flying into a tree. His over - confidence made the whole situation very comical.
Tell More Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 12:40
A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'
What are the best places for hunting funny stories?
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2024-11-21 15:37
Family gatherings can be a goldmine for funny stories. Relatives always have some old family anecdotes that are both heartwarming and funny. For example, stories about the silly things your grandparents did when they were young.
Can you share some funny hunting stories?
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2024-12-07 06:09
Once, my friend went hunting. He saw a deer and was about to take aim when suddenly the deer sneezed so loudly that it scared my friend and he dropped his gun. It was hilarious.
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