funny bad timing stories

“How perverted is Si Ye Han's taste? He still wants me like this?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror: explosive wig, tattoos, and demon-like makeup. Any normal person’s eyes would burn if they looked at her for more than a second. Before her rebirth, she was in love with a different guy, so all she wanted to do was escape from Si Ye Han and hated him to his core after being locked up by him. After her rebirth, she looked differently at him, thinking that maybe he changed for the better? In the past, her mind was muddled. She let go of a stunning husband, was hurt by a scumbag and backstabber and most of all, was brainwashed by her most trusted friend. In the end, she was utterly alone. In her current lifetime, there are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for her downfall. Sorry, but this girl won’t fall for the same tricks twice!

“Bakit napakalibog ni Si Ye Han? Ganito pa rin ang tingin niya sa akin?” Pagkagising niya, tiningnan niya ang kanyang sarili sa salamin: sinalubong siya ng sabog na wig, tatuan at mala-demonyong makeup. Kahit isang segunda lang, paniguradong masusunog ang mga mata ng isang normal na tao. Iba ang lalaking iniibig niya sa una buhay noon, bago siya mabuhay muli. Gusto niya lamang makawala kay Si Ye Han na kinagagalitan niya dahil ikinulong siya nito, Pero nang mabuhay siya ulit, nag-iba ang kanyang pananaw kay Si Ye Han, umaasa na siya na baka… magbabago na ito? Sa buhay niya noon, walang direksyon at napakagulo ng isip niya. Naghiwalay sila ng gwapo niyang asawa, sinaktan ng masama at mapanirang tao; higit sa lahat, ginamit siya ng matalik niyang kaibigan. At sa huli, siya ay naiwang nag-iisa. Pero ngayon, sa panibagong buhay niya, hinihintay at nagpa-plano na pabagsakin pa lamang siya ng mga masasamang taong iyon. Pasensya na pero, hindi na muli magpapaloko ang babaeng ito!

“Kat, you have a tail” said Lily “Look, Lily, it really isn’t that big of a concern” said Kat “You.Have.A.TAIL KAT” said Lily “How is this not a concern to you?” “Well, the dream I had was a bit weird as well, but if I’m honest, I’m mainly worried about the floating text that’s on fire” said Kat “THE What?” said Lily --------------------------------------------------- Join Kat on her dimension hopping adventures as she fullfills her demonic duty and answers the call of the summoner. Each week Kat will get involved with new strange situations and oppurtunites that await her. During the week she'll have her best friend Lily, and perhaps a little help from Sylvie to figure out what's she supposed to do with her life now that she's becoming a demon. Chapters releasing daily ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artwork by CristianAC: https://www.deviantart.com/cristianac Story Discord: https://discord.gg/YzGgDHC

The scion of the trillion-dollar Zhuo Family was in a car accident, and Su Ningyan was forced to take care of Zhuo Junyue up close. At their first meeting, he took her first kiss. She was afraid and anxious. Who said Zhuo Junyue was incapacitated by the accident? Hey! Five years later, he blocked her path, and Ningyan said anxiously: "Sir, I do not know who you are."

Transmigrating only to end up in the body of a notorious and blacklisted dated movie queen? Accused of bribery, plastic surgery, being a mistress and diva, and even having sex for favors? The number one spoiled and domineering queen returns with a vengeance! To kick out the movie kings and queens and to dominate the entertainment industry! Nothing will stand in the way of the empress to get rid of that bastard emperor—not even transmigration! But… F*ck! What the hell? That darn husband of hers is the spitting image of that bastard emperor…

Alexa, cantik iya manja jangan ditanya. tapi satu dia jomblo dari lahir dan dia kini mempunyai misi bagaimana cara membatalkan perjodohan dengan teman kolega keluarganya yang wujudnya-pun Alexa tak tau. Axelio, guru ternyebelin yang selalu ngerusuhi hidup Alexa dimanapun itu. Axelio itu punya misi ngubah Alexa untuk ke jalan yang benar dan sedikit membuat gadis itu jatuh cinta padanya mungkin.

Apa yang aku dapat dengan balas dendam? Cinta!! Ya aku mendapatkan cinta. _Vanessa Summer Griffin_

“Shut up!” He roared, as he tore my slave garment from my body in less than a second, leaving my body bare, except for my bra and panties. “Oh my…” He muttered devilishly with lust filled eyes, as he roughly grabbed the right cup of my bra, manhandling it as if to get a pre-feel of how the main softness will feel like. I had given up already, tired of writhing on the floor, tired of trying to wiggle out of his hold, and tired of pleading. What was the use? My legs were already held hostage in the confines of his own limbs, my throat was now sore, and all my plea fell on deaf ears. I shut my eyes tightly, already welcoming my cursed fate, when suddenly the door burst ajar. Who could that be? A savior or another foe? I opened up my eyes, already glazy with tears, and peered at the visitor. He was a man. A beautiful man. A beautiful, angry man. I couldn’t tell distinctively his facial features because of my tear clothed eyes, but even as I laid as dead underneath my assailant, I could feel his rage rolling over him like waves. “Who dares to interrupt my pleasure time? My assailant asked, about to turn his head way back to see who had been standing by the door, when suddenly, in a twinkle of an eye, his head went off flying from his neck, to the ground idly. And so, I screamed; especially as I felt his blood splatter all over my chest and face. But in my screaming and shocked state, I was still able to hear the first words of the man since he had stepped into the room. “How dare you to touch my mate?” He roared. ***** Olivera, the only wolfless girl in the Red Moon’s Pack was captured alongside her best friend by the deadliest pack in the entire region. While performing her slave duties for the new pack, she was almost raped by her taskmaster, but for the intervention of Raul, the Alpha of the pack, who is reckoned for his infamous curse, ruthlessness and womanizing traits. Journey along with Olivera, and see how a shy, seizure plagued wolfless girl tamed the big bad alpha, especially when it was discovered that she was a hybrid, the chosen world who would restore peace between the two supernatural realms at war.

HIATUS || THIS NOVEL IS UNDER HEAVY EDITING. After her gruesome death, Seraphina Yue woke up 6 years in the past. "Bloody hell! Did I survive hell?" **** In the past 6 years, Seraphina Yue lost her memories due to an unprecedented car crash. In those last 6 years of her life, she was haunted, tortured, she witnessed the few people she cares about dimmed with lifelessness and eventually was killed without knowing why they were after her. Alas, just as she thought she was dead, Seraphina Yue found herself waking up from where her nightmare began along with her forgotten memories in the past and the future occurrence. Was it a curse or a blessing in disguise? Was she dreaming or hallucinating? Was the truth she knew was the actual truth or just a whole circus of deceit? And lastly, was regaining her memories back would able to turn things around or will it only shamble everything all over again? ------- Catch me on discord: BAJJ#2931 Buy this pleb a Kofi -- https://ko-fi.com/iambajj Cover photo not mine. All credits to the rightful owner.

Shandy Satria Hermansyah, merupakan anak dari keluarga konglomerat kaya raya.Yang memiliki aset perusahaan sampai luar negeri dengan Saham yang sangat besar.Keluarganya menjalankan perusahaan di London hingga Amerika. Dia merupakan Hermansyah generasi ke tiga , bersifat dingin,sombong dan sering mempermainkan cinta semua cewek. Dia sering bergonta-ganti pasangan dan setiap cewek tergila-gila dengannya. Di sisi lain ada seorang cewek berusia 1 tahun lebih muda darinyanya, dia adalah Livia. Cewek Master Fisika yang memiliki zodiak virgo ini sangat dingin pada siapapun cowok, maupun cewek. Namun ia hanya bisa akrab dengan ke dua sahabatnya Syila dan Dita. Sampai akhirnya datanglah cowok yang bernama Steven yang merubah sifat dinginnya. Randy louis Steven, cowok blesteran Amerika Indonesia ini adalah adik tiri Shandy. Perang dingin antara adik kakak ini selalu Ramai dan banyak mengundang perseteruan. Livia akan memilih siapa, akankah ia akan memilih di antara kakak beradik ini?