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Wine God

Wine God

Li Jiedong, known as the Liquor God, an international peak mixologist and wine tasting master, died in his prime from drunkenness while tasting an unearthed Han dynasty wine. When he woke up, he found himself in a world called the Five Elements Continent, turned into a little beggar named Ji Dong. Here, there's a very special profession, called a Yin Yang Demon Master, whose extraordinary ten-series magic skills are breathtaking. Each Yin Yang Demon Master has a Yin Yang Crown of their own, formed by their inherent attribute. A chance encounter introduces him to the Flame Queen of the Underworld - Flame. As a person with a Yin-Yang balanced physique, he accepts the inheritance of Yin-Yang Extreme Flame, guiding his destiny on to the path of the strong. His future, can only be created by him alone...
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The Immortal's Wine Store

The Immortal's Wine Store

A Heavenly God was transmigrated into a different world right after he died. After arriving in that world, he resides in the body of a handsome young man with a mechanical voice inside his head providing him with missions. It also kept on telling him to brew wine every single day. The system built a humble store within the territory of the Silver Wing Empire where peak experts roam on a daily basis. His first task was to sell... wine? The patrons thought that winemaster Jiu Shen was not as simple as he seemed to be. Even his identity and background were still a mystery to everyone. They also thought the adorable and chubby white cat named Ice was just a normal household cat, but Jiu Shen knew that it was actually a 10th-ranked God-Class Glacial Sovereign Tiger. Join Jiu Shen on his path on becoming the first ever Wine God!
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582 Chs
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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330 Chs
Funny Chats

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
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255 Chs
FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.
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203 Chs
FUNNY STORIES

FUNNY STORIES

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
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A Sad Attempt at Being Funny

A Sad Attempt at Being Funny

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.
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66 Chs
Ballad of Sword and Wine: Qiang Jin Jiu

Ballad of Sword and Wine: Qiang Jin Jiu

Name: Qiang Jin Jiu (Ballad of Sword and Wine) Author: Tang Jiu Qing Source/Translation: Wuxiaclick Repost: By me The six prefectures of Zhongbo were offered to foreign enemies on a silver platter, and Shen Zechuan was taken into custody in the capital, reduced to a drowning dog* loathed and condemned by all. Xiao Chiye followed the scent of the furor and made his way over. But instead of setting others on him, he kicked Shen Zechuan with his very own leg, rendering the latter an invalid. Who would expect this invalid to turn around and bite him in a counterattack until he was all drenched in blood? That was the start of an epic feud between both men who tore at each other every time they come face-to-face with one another. “Fate wants to bind me here for life, but this is not the path I choose. The yellow dust submerged my brothers deep under. I have no wish to bow in submission to an illusory fate. The imperial edict can’t save my troops, and the imperial court can’t fill the stomachs of my mounts. I’m no longer willing to lay down my life for this purpose. I want to surmount that mountain. I am going to fight for myself.” Note : a ‘drowning dog’ is someone who is down and out, having lost favor or power. Declaimer : I am not the writer, I think we all know that.I am just reposting it here.I own neither the novel nor the translation.
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42 Chs
Silver Wine

Silver Wine

Kael is your average village kid who embarks on a mystical journey of vengence, powers and untruths. AT: This is a story written a long time ago but never got to see the light of day.
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31 Chs
The Wine Goddess

The Wine Goddess

I traveled to Greece with half a case of beer and somehow became the goddess of wine and somehow became the Greek overlord.
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32 Chs
Can you share some funny wine stories?
3 answers
2024-11-19 15:39
Sure. One funny wine story is about a wine tasting event. A man thought he was being very sophisticated as he swirled and sniffed the wine, but when he took a big sip, he accidentally spat it out all over the table in front of him because he was so shocked by the strong taste. Everyone around couldn't help but laugh.
What are some of the most hilarious wine funny stories?
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2024-11-15 18:58
One story is about a sommelier in training. He was so nervous during a test that when he poured the wine for the judges, he spilled it all over one of the judge's lap. The judge just laughed and said 'I guess this is a very immersive wine experience.'
Can you share some wine funny stories?
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2024-11-15 16:25
At a wine party, a lady was trying to show off her new knowledge about wine. She held her glass up to the light and said very seriously, 'This wine has a wonderful nose, it smells like my grandmother's attic but in a good way.' Everyone couldn't help but chuckle at her unique description.
Can you share some funny wine tasting stories?
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2024-11-18 01:34
Sure. Once I went to a wine tasting event. There was a guy who thought he was a wine expert. He took a big swig of a red wine and then started making really strange faces, like he had just tasted poison. But he still tried to pretend it was great and said it had 'unique flavors'. It was hilarious.
What are some of the most memorable funny wine tasting stories?
1 answer
2024-11-16 22:51
I went to a wine tasting in a cellar. There was a group of friends. One of them was so excited to taste a rare wine. When he finally did, he closed his eyes and started making these over - the - top moaning sounds as if he was having the most amazing experience. But then he accidentally knocked over his glass. Everyone burst out laughing. His enthusiasm was so great that it was funny even with the accident.
What are some of the most hilarious funny wine stories you've heard?
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2024-11-19 23:49
There is a story about a wine competition. One of the judges was a bit too eager to taste the wines. He took a big gulp of a very strong wine and started coughing uncontrollably. His face turned red and tears were streaming down his face. It was so comical that all the other judges had a hard time keeping a straight face. This just shows that even the so - called wine experts can have unexpected reactions to wine.
What kind of funny stories are related to where the water tastes like wine?
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2024-10-10 10:51
There could be stories about unexpected encounters or adventures in such a place. Maybe someone discovered a hidden secret while experiencing the strange-tasting water.
What are the latest new wine stories in the wine industry?
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2024-11-29 23:50
In the latest new wine stories, there are wineries in Australia that are now using recycled water for irrigation in a more efficient way. This has not only helped in water conservation but also seems to have a positive impact on the taste of the grapes and the resulting wine.
Can you share a wine judging funny story?
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2024-12-11 23:56
Sure. Once at a wine judging event, a judge took a sip of a red wine and made a face like he had tasted something really sour. He then accidentally spat it out right onto the white tablecloth in front of him. Everyone was shocked at first, but then burst into laughter when they saw his horrified expression.
Stories about cooking with wine
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2024-12-04 07:39
One story could be that I once made a coq au vin. I marinated the chicken in red wine for hours, and when it cooked, the wine added a rich, deep flavor to the dish. The wine also tenderized the chicken really well.
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