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(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

Kellen Woods grew up never knowing a normal world. By the time he could walk, his mother and father had already sealed several serious gates that threatened the safety of his hometown. By the time his sister was born, they were famous worldwide. So the world held their breath for when Kellen and his sister came of age, waiting to see what kind of power they would awaken. His sister was just like his mom, same power, same class, while Kellen, woke up one day to find out what it meant to be special in a family the world watched. But in the worst way. Awakening weaker then your powerful parents wasn’t unheard of, but when your younger sister awakened at the same class as your parent, anyone would feel inferior. And Kellen, never one to ask for hand outs, left the comfort and safety of his hometown to become better than the weak brat everyone thought he was. Kellen went to the front lines, to where the gates normally broke out. From there, Kellen worked hard, and then worked some more until no one could doubt that he was good at his job. He got so good that even with his lower class, people would still hire him to help. But Kellen never took it to heart. He had learned a valuable lesson on the front lines. Classification only meant shit if you walked back out of the gate. Otherwise, shut your mouth and listen to those with more experience. They determined who made it out alive or not. But Kellen was tired now. He had gotten everything out of his system, and the fast paced life on the front lines didn’t suit him anymore. Now, he wanted to go home, buy a house, maybe find a nice man to settle down with, and live a normal life. All the while, the yellow eyes he’d met on the front lines haunted him, no matter how much he tried to forget about them. Especially since the Esper they were attached to refused to let him go.
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Can you share some funny redneck hunting stories?
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2024-12-05 08:49
Sure. There was this one redneck hunter who was out in the woods. He saw what he thought was a deer. He aimed and shot, only to find out it was a big old stump that had some branches in a deer - like shape. He couldn't stop laughing at himself for being so eager.
What are some of the funniest moments in redneck hunting stories?
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2024-12-05 13:32
A group of redneck hunters set up a really elaborate hunting blind. They were so proud of it. But on the first day of hunting, a big storm came through. The blind got completely destroyed. They ended up having to huddle under a big tree for shelter. And they were all muddy and wet. They laughed about how their fancy blind was no match for nature's power.
Tell me some redneck funny stories.
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2024-12-16 10:37
One redneck funny story is about a redneck who tried to fix his old truck. He thought the engine was making a strange noise because there was a squirrel in it. So he spent hours trying to chase out an imaginary squirrel, only to find out later it was just a loose belt.
Share some funny redneck Christmas stories.
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2024-12-03 03:33
One funny redneck Christmas story is about a family who decided to use their old pickup truck as a Christmas tree stand. They drove the truck into the living room, put a huge tree in the truck bed, and decorated it right there. It was a wild and unique sight with tinsel hanging from the truck's side mirrors and lights all over the tree and the truck.
Can you share some funny redneck stories?
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2024-11-21 12:24
Sure. There was this redneck who thought his truck could fly. He drove it off a small ramp in his backyard, yelling 'Yeehaw!' as he went. The truck just crashed into a haystack. Another one is about a redneck who tried to teach his pig to sing. He spent hours every day for weeks, but all the pig did was oink louder.
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 08:38
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
What are the most hilarious redneck funny stories you know?
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2024-12-17 11:36
A really funny redneck story involves a redneck couple who went on a date to the local fair. They entered a 'guess the weight of the pig' contest. The guy guessed a ridiculously high number, and when the pig was actually weighed, it was way less. But instead of being embarrassed, he said his number was the pig's 'future weight' when it was all fattened up for Christmas. Everyone around them burst out laughing.
What are some of the most humorous funny redneck short stories?
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2024-11-21 22:50
A redneck once tried to fix his broken TV by hitting it with a hammer. He thought that would make the picture come back. Instead, he ended up with a completely broken TV and a dent in the wall. Another time, a redneck tried to teach his goat to pull a cart like a horse. But the goat was more interested in eating the cart than pulling it.
Can you share some funny redneck short stories?
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2024-11-21 19:12
Well, here's a story. A redneck decided to build his own hot tub. He used an old cattle trough and some plumbing parts he found lying around. When he filled it up, the water was freezing cold because he forgot to hook up the heater properly. And then there was the redneck who entered his pet pig in a beauty contest, thinking it was the prettiest thing ever. The judges were quite shocked when he showed up with a muddy pig on a leash.
Tell me a funny redneck Christmas story.
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2024-12-10 14:31
Well, there was this redneck family at Christmas. They were all set to make a big dinner. The dad was in charge of the turkey. He put it in the oven but got distracted by the football game on TV. Next thing you know, he forgot all about the turkey. When they finally remembered, the turkey was so overcooked it was like a rock. But instead of being sad, they all just laughed and ended up having a big barbecue outside with some other food. They still had a great Christmas, full of laughter and family fun.
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