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Drinking under the moon

Drinking under the moon

The little duchess' life seems to be perfect, especially after her wedding with the most desired bachelor in the kingdom, the one who drove out all the monster from the Black Wood. Despite her father's initial protests, Iris is able to marry the love of her life and feels that the rest of her life will only be bliss. But not everything is what is seems at her new home and little by little secrets revail themselves, making Iris understand the reasons behind her father's protests. ---------------- Her wedding night found Iris more nervous than she thought. The maids bathed her and changed her into a nightgown which was semi transparent, the silhouette of her body being evident throughout the thin material. After the maids left she laid down on her bed, but only for a second. Her nerves didn’t let her lay there, she couldn’t even sit on it as she knew what was to come. Or at least she thought she knew as she, like all noble girls, was taught about the duty of a wife in the bedroom. But she didn’t know about the tingling in her stomach and the heat coming from inside her from those lessons. No, those were the feelings her now husband showed her with only a kiss. That thought made her touch her lips with her finger. She blushed when she remembered the kiss, the one that started all of this. It happened only a month ago, on a dark night with no stars in the sky and the moon hiding behind the dark clouds, promising a heavy rain. But not a single drop fell yet and the castle's garden was lit by small torches which trew trembling shadows on the ground. She could remember his hands touching her arched back and caressing it while his other hand touched her cheek before sliding behind her head, entangled in her beautifully done hair. He looked passionately into her eyes, his green eyes making her forget about anything else. The smell that came from him drew her closer until their lips touched and she closed her eyes, letting herself drown in that blissful feeling, in those hard arms. He made her forget everything outside their embrace. They forgot where they were and the reason they were there. They forgot about the ballroom full of chatting people, full of music and dance. It was only them at that moment, in the garden. “You son of a bitch!” a cry woke them and they separated from each other. “You will pay for this!”. The man that was screaming at them approached and before Iris realized what was happening, he punched her partner hard.
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Funny Binge Drinking Stories
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2024-11-29 21:11
Once, my friends and I decided to have a binge - drinking session during a camping trip. We started with some light - hearted toasts and before we knew it, we were all trying to outdo each other with crazy stories. One friend, who was a bit tipsy, started doing an impression of a drunken pirate and ended up falling into a small ditch. It was hilarious at the time and we still laugh about it today.
Funny Binge Drinking Stories Without the Bad Consequences
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2024-11-30 13:22
My group of friends had a binge - drinking evening at someone's house. A friend of mine was really into karaoke that night after a few drinks. But instead of singing the real lyrics, he made up his own completely off - the - wall lyrics. For example, for a love song, he was singing about his love for pizza. We were all in stitches and he woke up the next day feeling fine, which made it a great funny story without any downsides.
What are some binge drinking horror stories?
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2024-12-06 05:49
One horror story is about a young man who engaged in binge drinking at a party. He drank so much that he passed out and choked on his own vomit. Luckily, his friends noticed just in time and called for help. He had to be hospitalized for a few days and it was a very scary experience for everyone involved.
Funny binge eating stories: Share some hilarious experiences of binge eating.
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2024-11-10 16:47
Once, I was really stressed out from work. I bought a big box of donuts. I started eating them one after another while watching my favorite show. I ended up with a stomachache but it was so funny how I just couldn't stop. I had powdered sugar all over my face too.
Funny binge eating stories during holidays.
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2024-11-10 05:04
During Christmas, my family always has a lot of cookies. One year, I ate so many gingerbread cookies that I started to dream about them at night. I woke up thinking I was still eating them. It was really a hilarious experience.
Can you share a binge drinking horror story with a positive ending?
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2024-12-06 20:40
Sure. There was a guy who used to binge drink a lot. One night, he overdid it and passed out in an alley. A kind stranger found him and instead of leaving him there, called an ambulance. The guy woke up in the hospital, realizing how close he had come to a really bad situation. This experience was a wake - up call for him. He decided to quit binge drinking and joined a support group. Now he has been sober for years and is leading a healthy and happy life.
Funny underage drinking stories
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2024-11-27 01:14
One time, my underage friend thought he could handle a lot of alcohol. He took a big swig of vodka straight from the bottle at a party. Immediately, his face turned bright red and he started coughing uncontrollably. It was like he had inhaled fire. Everyone around him was both worried and trying hard not to laugh.
What are some funny non - drug - related binge stories?
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2024-10-28 01:32
I heard about a family that had a board - game binge during a power outage. They started with Monopoly and then moved on to Scrabble and Clue. The family members were getting really competitive, especially during Scrabble when someone tried to use a made - up word. It led to a lot of laughter and debates. It was a great way to pass the time without electricity and created some really fun memories for the family.
Can you share some funny meth binge stories?
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2024-10-26 13:33
Sharing stories about meth binges is not appropriate as methamphetamine is an extremely dangerous and illegal drug. We should focus on positive, healthy and legal topics like funny travel stories or humorous pet anecdotes.
Funny First Time Drinking Stories
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2024-11-18 14:37
Well, my first time drinking was at a friend's party. I took a big swig of beer thinking it would taste like soda. But it was so bitter! I made a really funny face and everyone laughed.
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