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(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

Kellen Woods grew up never knowing a normal world. By the time he could walk, his mother and father had already sealed several serious gates that threatened the safety of his hometown. By the time his sister was born, they were famous worldwide. So the world held their breath for when Kellen and his sister came of age, waiting to see what kind of power they would awaken. His sister was just like his mom, same power, same class, while Kellen, woke up one day to find out what it meant to be special in a family the world watched. But in the worst way. Awakening weaker then your powerful parents wasn’t unheard of, but when your younger sister awakened at the same class as your parent, anyone would feel inferior. And Kellen, never one to ask for hand outs, left the comfort and safety of his hometown to become better than the weak brat everyone thought he was. Kellen went to the front lines, to where the gates normally broke out. From there, Kellen worked hard, and then worked some more until no one could doubt that he was good at his job. He got so good that even with his lower class, people would still hire him to help. But Kellen never took it to heart. He had learned a valuable lesson on the front lines. Classification only meant shit if you walked back out of the gate. Otherwise, shut your mouth and listen to those with more experience. They determined who made it out alive or not. But Kellen was tired now. He had gotten everything out of his system, and the fast paced life on the front lines didn’t suit him anymore. Now, he wanted to go home, buy a house, maybe find a nice man to settle down with, and live a normal life. All the while, the yellow eyes he’d met on the front lines haunted him, no matter how much he tried to forget about them. Especially since the Esper they were attached to refused to let him go.
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Tell me more short funny hunting stories.
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2024-11-07 09:11
A group of hunters were out. One of them thought he saw a bear and started running in the opposite direction. His friends followed suit. After a while, they realized it was just a big log that looked like a bear from a distance. They all had a good laugh about how easily they were spooked.
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 08:38
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
Can you share some funny hunting short stories?
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2024-11-19 03:07
Sure. There was a hunter who was trying to hunt a deer. He hid in the bushes for hours. When he finally saw a deer, he got so excited that he tripped over his own bootlace as he was about to stand up and take aim. The deer just looked at him and bounded away.
What are some of the most memorable short funny hunting stories?
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2024-11-17 08:47
A hunter set up a really elaborate trap for a fox. He used all kinds of bait and camouflage. But when he came back the next day, he found that a raccoon had not only triggered the trap but had also made itself at home in the little shelter he had built as part of the trap. The raccoon was just sitting there, eating the bait, looking completely unconcerned. It was a sight to behold and a funny turn of events for the hunter.
Can you share some short funny hunting stories?
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2024-11-17 02:30
Once, a hunter was trying to hunt a deer. He hid behind a bush and made all kinds of calls to attract it. But instead of a deer, a curious squirrel came right up to him. It sat on a branch near him, chattering away as if scolding him for making such strange noises. The hunter was so amused that he forgot all about hunting the deer that day.
Can you share some short funny hunting stories?
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2024-11-07 09:30
Once, a hunter thought he saw a huge deer. He aimed carefully and fired. But when he got closer, it was just a big bush shaped like a deer. He felt so silly.
Can you share some funny short hunting stories?
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2024-11-01 05:42
There was a young hunter who went out for the first time. He aimed at what he thought was a wild rabbit. When he shot, he realized it was just a big cotton ball that had blown into the field. Everyone had a good laugh about his rookie mistake.
What are the most interesting funny hunting short stories you know?
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2024-11-19 09:53
Well, there's a story about a young hunter. He went hunting in the mountains. He thought he heard a bear growling. He was so scared that he climbed a tree. After a while, he realized it was just his stomach growling because he was hungry. He had forgotten to bring food. His whole hunting trip was a series of clumsy mistakes.
What are some elements that make funny short hunting stories so interesting?
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2024-11-01 02:37
Surprise. For example, when a hunter expects to find a big game and instead finds a tiny, harmless animal. It's the unexpectedness that makes it funny.
Tell More Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 12:40
A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'
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