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Cattenach Ranch

Cattenach Ranch

Kelly Moran is a bestselling author of enchanting ever-afters. She gets her ideas from everyone and everything around her and there's always a book playing out in her head. No one who knows her bats an eyelash when she talks to herself. Kelly is a RITA® Finalist, RONE Award-Winner, Catherine Award-Winner, Readers Choice Finalist, Holt Medallion Finalist, and landed on the "Must Read" & "10 Best Reads" lists at USA TODAY's Lifestyle blog. She is a proud Romance Writers of America® member, where she was an Award of Excellence Finalist. Her books have foreign translation rights in Germany, the Czech Republic, and the Netherlands. Kelly's interests include: sappy movies, MLB, NFL, driving others insane, and sleeping when she can. She is a closet coffee junkie and chocoholic, but don't tell anyone. She's originally from Wisconsin, but she resides in South Carolina with her three sons, her two dogs, and a cat. She loves hearing from her readers. www.AuthorKellyMoran.com Nearly the last remaining member of Olivia Cattenach's family has just died overseas and left her overcome by grief. But when a soldier shows up at her ranch with a final message from her brother, she finds new purpose. Nathan Roldan is as formidable as they come. Bulging muscles and inked to boot, he looks like every bit the bad boy he claims to be. Except, under his shuttered gaze and behind his walls lies a gentle giant. Determined to carry out her brother's wishes, she chips away at Nate's layers and discovers more pain than any person should ever have to endure. And a passion she never dreamed was possible. He's not the hero she thinks he is... Nate's mistake got a fellow comrade killed, and a deathbed promise to take care of the guy's sister lands him in Wyoming with the hope of redemption. But he wasn't expecting...her. Beautiful, witty, and sweet, Olivia is everything he doesn't deserve. Born a nothing, he'll die a nothing. Though guilt is a living thing, temptation is too hard to resist. Somehow, she's unleashing his restraint and unearthing feelings he buried long ago. He wants her. More, he's worried he needs her. She's trying to save him, but when she learns the truth, he'll lose the only happiness he's ever known. "An emotionally raw story with beautiful prose. A compelling read." ~Katie Ashley, New York Times & USA Today Bestseller
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Laid Back Life On My Demi Human Ranch!

Laid Back Life On My Demi Human Ranch!

A Fantasy World of beautiful Demi Human monster girls working on a ranch alongside Hildegarde, the owner of the Ranch and a certified Rancher, Breeder, and Hunter! Join Hildegarde on her journey to build up her dilapidated Ranch on the edge of the Frontier, create a thriving farmland, house many different species of Demi Humans, and of course... breed quite a few of them too~! Sustaining herself and her partners, can Hildegarde survive by herself out on the edge of the Frontier, where monsters and bandits roam around freely looking to prey on the weak? Author's Note: THIS IS FUTANARI, YURI, AND FEMALE ONLY!!! This is a smut book alongside being a Survival/Farm Sim/ Life Sim type of novel, so understand that there will be sex, breeding, pregnancy and more; additionally, the Demi Human's are treated like a different race compared to Humans, and as such it may be uncomfortable for some to read about. There WILL be some scenes that will likely bring up that discomfort, as well as other discomforts, but there won't be anything incredibly dark within the novel, so don't worry about that; besides that, yes, this novel will have a story alongside the 'plot', so I hope I can do well with that too lol~! Come on in, enjoy, and if this doesn't sound like something you would like to read, please, don't force yourself; I want to value your time as much as I value my own. PLEASE do not spam comments, don't be rude for the sake of being rude, and do not feel the need to announce your own departure; if you have criticisms, I am open to hearing them because that is something I can improve from, but being rude and not offering criticisms is not welcome.
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What are some funny ranch dressing stories?
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2024-12-04 19:07
One time, my friend thought ranch dressing was just for salads. But when we went to a party, someone served buffalo wings with ranch dressing for dipping. My friend was hesitant at first but then took a bite and his eyes lit up. He ended up dipping everything in ranch that night, from chips to veggies. It was really funny to see his transformation.
Can you share a particularly hilarious funny ranch dressing story?
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2024-12-02 16:41
At a sports bar, they were having a special on wings and ranch dressing. One customer was really into the wings and was using a lot of ranch. He got so carried away that he accidentally dipped his phone in the ranch dressing instead of a wing. He was so shocked at first but then started laughing. His friends were teasing him non - stop about it. He had to clean his phone thoroughly but still couldn't stop laughing about his silly mistake.
What are some funny stories of dressing as a woman for Halloween?
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2024-11-17 17:27
Well, I know of a story where a guy dressed as a flapper girl for Halloween. He had these long beaded necklaces and a short fringed dress. But he was so clumsy in high heels that he tripped and fell right into a pile of leaves, looking like a very disheveled flapper. It was really funny.
Can a ranch be 2 stories?
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2024-12-08 05:38
Yes, it can. Some ranches are designed with two stories, especially those that need to accommodate a large number of people or have specific functions like a ranch house for a big family or a ranch with additional storage or workspace on the upper floor.
Funny ancient cross-dressing novel recommendation
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2024-12-31 09:13
The following were the recommendations of a few funny ancient cross-dressing novels: " CEO Qi, your wife is going viral!" " The Master of Denf in King of Fighters "," Boiled Sweetheart in Warm Water ", and " Conan's Crossdressing at the Winery ". These novels were set in ancient times, and the plots were funny and interesting. They were suitable for readers who liked this kind of theme.
Scumbag, funny cross-dressing novel recommendation
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2024-12-30 12:46
In the search results provided, there were a few scumbag cross-dressing novels that could be recommended. The first was " The Road to the Transformation of a Scumbag ", which told the story of a male chauvinistic protagonist, Jiang Mingjie, possessing his wife, Lin Chuchu. In addition," Mr. Quinn, your wife is going viral all over the world!" It was also a funny cross-dressing novel. The female protagonist turned into a secretary dressed as a woman and started a love story with the male protagonist. These novels had scumbags cross-dressing as the theme, and the plot was funny and interesting. It was suitable for readers who liked this kind of theme.
The funny uncle cross-dressing novel recommendation
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2024-12-29 12:53
The following were some recommendations for funny uncle cross-dressing novels: " CEO Qi, your wife is making the world famous!" " The Master of Denf in King of Fighters "," Boiled Sweetheart in Warm Water ", and " Conan's Crossdressing at the Winery ". These novels all used cross-dressing as the theme, and the plot was funny and interesting. It was very suitable for readers who liked this kind of theme.
Can a ranch home be 2 stories?
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2024-11-24 07:25
Yes, it can. While traditional ranch homes are typically single - story, modern interpretations or custom - built ranch homes can have two stories. This allows for more living space while still maintaining some of the characteristic features of a ranch - style home, such as a long, low - slung profile and an open floor plan.
Can a ranch house be 2 stories?
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2024-11-11 12:50
Yes, it can. While traditional ranch houses are single - story, modern interpretations may have two stories. Some homeowners might add a second floor for extra living space, such as additional bedrooms or a large bonus room.
Can an atrium ranch be 1.5 stories?
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2024-10-14 06:02
Sure, an atrium ranch can potentially be 1.5 stories. It all comes down to the architectural vision and the purpose it's intended to serve. Maybe it's to create a unique living space or to comply with local building regulations.
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