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Savannah was an adorable college student. To revenge her ex-boyfriend, Savannah was boldly intended to kiss a "handsome enough" man and take a video to piss her ex off. However, she chose Callan, the most eligible bachelor in the world. Out of Savannah's prediction, she was teased that she had no idea what a real kiss was. Then the man even taught her in person. In a great panic, Savannah ran away. Savannah left a deep impression on Callan. However, he never thought he would meet Savannah so soon, especially, at the... male toilet!

She was a medical expert, talented and beautiful. She was reborn as his little wife. Her in-laws did not like her, her husband did not love her, and she was as timid as a mouse. She was weak and easy to bully. When she became her, her goal was to flirt with him, flirt with him, flirt with him! One day, she stood in front of him with a mischievous expression. "Young Master Si, I heard that you have a crush on me? " Si Zhanbei raised his head and glanced at her. He stretched out his big hand and pulled her into his embrace. "Wife, this is a love affair. " So... ... The result of flirting with him was that the sheep went into the tiger's mouth ...

The impostor Necromancer, with inferior forces, is hunted and rejected by others. The genuine Necromancer, with countless skeletons, becomes a ruling sovereign. After obtaining the Double Doors, Wu Heng discovered that his world was overrun with zombies. Plan A failed, and thus began the implementation of plan B for survival. Wu Heng chose to become a 'Necromancer.' Summoning undead is forbidden in this alien world? The post-apocalyptic planet is full of potential soldiers. Impossible to survive in a zombie-filled world? Then let me live and learn skills in this alien realm. Hence, an undead army armed with modern weaponry made its debut in this world. A calamity engulfs the world, a million skeletons rise. The Dead Bone Dragon, Undead King. (Double Doors + Necromancer + Magic + Fantasy World + Undead Catastrophe.)

"What's it like becoming a vampire?" When Xiang Kun first sees this question on Quora, he treats the answers as nothing more than fantasy stories. Back then, he naturally never expected that it didn't take long before he had the qualifications to truly answer this question. After he recently losing his job, Xiang Kun experiences a series of inexplicable physical and mental changes—unable to eat or drink anything other than plain water, craving for blood, shedding a layer of his skin like a snake, staying awake for days before falling fast asleep for 30 hours, feeling uncomfortable staying in the sun... He has definitely transformed into a different person, or, is he even still a human? Driven by his determination to seek the truth, Xiang Kun embarks on a dangerous yet exciting journey to understand his identity and powers. Nevertheless, to his surprise, he seems to be the first person ever who has undergone those transformations... Is it his destiny? Why is he the chosen one? At the start, Xiang Kun doesn’t have the answers. But he refuses to give up searching. During his self-exploration, Xiang Kun is taken by surprise by the positive effects of the changes to his body. Realizing that he can train certain parts of his body to carry out extraordinary functions, he continuously pushes his limits from building his muscle mass to enhancing his sense of smell and hearing. These “special powers” enable him to solve crimes and assist others in need. Until one day, he discovers something that gives him a lead to the cause of the changes in his body... Can Xiang Kun uncover the truth and figure out what exactly happened to him? Will he trust anyone with his secret, or face all the challenges alone? Many mysteries and uncertainties await him.

“Discovered the corpse of an ordinary human, loot to receive Super-strength Pill, extract?” “Yes!” “Discovered hundred years aged Original Plane corpse, loot to receive Indestructible Golden Body, extract?” “Yes!” “Discovered the Demonic Body of the Hellbound Domination Emperor, loot to receive Sun-swallowing Cerberus, extract?” “Yes!” … Su Jinghang said, “You may not believe me, but this invincible power of mine all came from physical labor.”

For eight years, she exhausted her heart and mind for him, yet it couldn't compare to a single tear from the white lotus— Her heart turned to ash, the company went bankrupt, she was wrongfully imprisoned for two years, and her closest kin were harmed by others! To reclaim everything and uncover the truth, she accepted his request and fulfilled her marriage pact with him—

"Yanyan, Xiaoyue has been raised in the family for more than 20 years, and now she is sick. Can you stop competing with Xiaoyue for the position of eldest daughter of the Gu family? I know you are wronged, but you grew up in the countryside and have been used to bearing hardships since childhood. You are so kind-hearted, and I know you won't be mind." "This is elder Li's birthday party. You don't know anything. You will only be humiliated if you go there. Can't you just stay at home quietly so that your mother and I won't worry about you? Look how much trouble you have made after you came back. Can't you learn from your sister?" "Look, here is the country girl adopted by the Gu family. Oh my God, her hands are so rough that they feel like to be polished!"

Lin Wei: I want to go to Tsinghua. Jiang Su: I am different. Jiang Su: Besides going to Tsinghua, I also want… you. ... The female lead, a school topper determined to go to Tsinghua, versus the genuinely defiant male lead pretending to be a topper. ... I'm not worth your affection. I decide whom I love. ... [No matter how many years pass, Jiang Su and Lin Wei will never forget that day, the first time they met.]

Reminder: There is no power of friendship in this novel. (Warning: This novel has an r18 tag and contains mature content.) **** Raydon stared dazedly at the holographic texts floating in front of his eyes. ''How did I end up in such an event? '' [Planet]: B7890-D4850 [Race]: Human [Name]: Raydon Demugen [Title]: N/A [HP]: N/A [MP]: N/A [Strength]: N/A [Agility]: N/A [Stamina]: N/A [Luck]: N/A [Charisma]: N/A [Spirit]: N/A [Magic Equipment(s)]: N/A [Body enchantment(s)]: N/A [Dimensional Storage]: N/A [Time until awakening: 00:16:30] *** In a world with advanced technology and full-dive VR games, Raydon is the only person who has earned the "God" title thanks to his accomplishments and talent in games. But, due to some unexpected events, he lost his life and awoke in a different world. In this world, which appears to be similar to his own, he discovered that there are awakened people known as Item Holders. He soon became an item holder himself and started taking part in matches against other worlds to level up and get items with different skills. Using the abilities and knowledge that had given him the "God" title in his previous life, he started to make strides toward becoming a true God in this world. *** Remember to read the auxiliary chapter( Important Explanations) if you have any questions about the system or item holder terminology. *** Keep in mind that MC is, at heart, just a gamer who considers his life to be a game. He has a rational mind, but he'll make irrational decisions if it means more excitement, fun, and loot for him. *** Follow me on Instagram for character illustrations. Instagram: goldenlineagenovel The cover belongs to me. ''XimeoindeX'' Thank you for the golden touch. ***

Five years ago, Nelissa Quest was forced to share one night with a stranger. She didn't know the man's name, nor his appearance. But she had carried his baby. She had to give birth to the twins in another city. Five years later, when she went back to her hometown, a stranger on the train gave her his phone number and his name, Edward Hales. It was found out that Edward was the president of the company with which Nelissa was asking for cooperation. So Nelissa contacted Edward, hoping to cooperate with his company. Edward asked Nelissa to visit him at his place, where he hugged and kissed her. Nelissa tried to refuse him, but she felt the man's scent was quite familiar...