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I Become Baby Mafia Boss

I Become Baby Mafia Boss

New book is out: I'm Filming Variety Shows In Apocalypses ------------ Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv
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Pregnant with Enemy Alpha's Baby

Pregnant with Enemy Alpha's Baby

I got drunk during the Annual Alpha Conference and accidentally slept with Anton, the Alpha of the rivaling clan! I managed to sneak out of the hotel so that I wouldn't embarrass the pack. I told no one other than my younger sister, although I did not mention who he was. The present: Three weeks later, I reached adulthood and was about to take over as the pack's Alpha. I would be transforming for the first time at eighteen, awakening my inner wolf as everyone watched. I was on my knees, using all my strength to transform… But nothing happened. Had I failed? Not resigned to my fate, I tried again. But that was when my heart hurt as if someone was grabbing it and my belly heated up as the rest of my body screamed in pain… I drop to the floor, unconscious. When I woke up, the first words I heard were from the doctor. "She's pregnant…" In our world, any werewolf pregnant with children not belonging to their mates were treated as pariahs, oppressed by one and all. I did not dare to look up at my parents, who would obviously be disappointed. "Baby," said my mother. "Just get an abortion, and we'll continue the ceremony. You are still the Alpha of our pack. "Ellie," said my father. "If you don't get an abortion, you will never be my daughter ever again. As much as I loved my family, I was the only one my child could count on. That was why I decided to leave home. Thankfully, my younger sister managed to get Anton's number, but the only thing he said over the phone was, "It's been so long. I can't remember what really happened." So, from now on, I would be a single parent to my child! I swore to give him the good life and to help all pariah wolves find a place to settle! Years passed, and Anton was almost thirty. With his father's insistence, Anton finally found himself a mate… But who could explain why she was so disgusted with him?
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Baby funny short story recommendations
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2024-12-27 17:33
Here are some recommended funny baby stories: 1. " Hilarious: The Sleeping Mother of the Magical Beast's Son ": A funny story about the adventures of mother and son. The plot is fascinating. 2. " My Mother Kills the Whole Scene after 100 Days of Mother's Birth: A high-energy story about mother and son working together to fight monsters. It's humorous and interesting. 3. The mother and son's relationship in the story was twisted and heartwarming. The mother took her son to practice medicine everywhere as a divine doctor. 4. " Super Cute Baby: Mommy, CEO Daddy Attacks ": The relationship between mother and son is warm, and the plot is compact. 5. The mother and son practice medicine and treat illnesses together. The plot is full of ups and downs, which is very attractive. These short mother and son stories are suitable for babies to read. They can bring them joy and a relaxing reading experience. I hope you and the baby will like these recommended novels!
Tell me a funny baby story.
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2024-11-26 03:34
There was this baby at a family gathering. The adults were playing music and dancing. All of a sudden, the baby started wiggling his little bottom and waving his arms around as if he was leading the dance. Everyone stopped and watched him, and it was so hilarious. He seemed to think he was the star of the show.
Tell me a funny baby story.
3 answers
2024-11-11 11:59
Once there was a baby who saw a cat for the first time. The baby's eyes got so wide and he started making this really strange cooing sound, as if he was trying to have a conversation with the cat. The cat just stared back at the baby, and the baby then reached out his little hand towards the cat. It was really cute and funny.
Baby sitter's funny story
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2024-10-30 18:25
One time, a baby sitter had to deal with a little boy who was obsessed with superheroes. He made the sitter put on a cape and pretend to be a sidekick all day. It was tiring but also really hilarious.
Funny Story of Dad and Baby Throw Up Story
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2024-10-31 14:42
There was this time when my dad had the baby in his arms during a family gathering. The baby must have eaten too much because he threw up all over dad's shoulder. Dad didn't miss a beat. He turned to us and said, 'Well, looks like the baby doesn't like my cologne.' He then calmly took the baby to get cleaned up, all while making everyone around laugh with his easy - going attitude.
A funny girl with a baby
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2024-12-30 10:09
The following are some recommendations for funny daily novels: 1. " Dragon Baby Becomes Popular in Survival Show ": This novel tells the funny story of a dragon baby participating in a survival show, which aroused the audience's laughter and love. 2. [The plot of this novel has yet to provide detailed information.] 3. " After a Has-Been Actress brings her child to a variety show ": This novel tells the story of a has-been actress bringing her child to a variety show. 4. " Six-year-old Golden Core Cultivator in the Country ": This novel tells the funny story of the female protagonist and her cute pet wandering in the Jianghu. At the same time, it also contains fantasy elements. 5. " A funny girl with a baby ": This novel was released on December 15, 2022. The specific plot is not provided. Please note that the novels recommended above may only be a part of the search results. There may be other daily novels that are not mentioned.
What is 'funny baby signing time story' about?
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2024-12-09 18:39
It could be about a series of stories where babies use sign language in a funny way. Maybe it shows how they communicate their needs, wants, and feelings through signs in an entertaining manner.
Can you share a really funny baby story?
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2024-11-26 07:10
There was a little baby who was learning to crawl. He saw the family dog's bowl of water and thought it was a fun place to explore. He crawled over and dipped his whole face into the water. When he lifted his head up, he was sputtering and blinking, and his family couldn't stop laughing at his drenched and surprised look. He just sat there looking confused as to why everyone was laughing at him.
Tell me a funny petri dish baby story.
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2024-11-14 22:28
Well, in a biology class, students were observing petri dishes. One petri dish had a very strange growth. It resembled a tiny baby figure. The students were astonished and started to create a story about how this 'petri dish baby' might have come to be. Maybe it was a magical experiment gone wrong or a unique combination of elements that created this funny little shape.
Can you share another funny baby story?
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2024-11-11 14:30
Sure. There was a baby who found his dad's big hat. He put it on his tiny head and it covered his whole face. But he still tried to walk around with it on. He bumped into the sofa, but just giggled and kept on going. It was so funny to see this little person walking blindly under that huge hat.
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