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Global Game: AFK In The Zombie Apocalypse Game

Global Game: AFK In The Zombie Apocalypse Game

Fang Heng was transmigrated to a parallel world and his soul was forced into the body of a man who had just committed suicide. Huh? What? Every human here was being forced to join a game? Those who refused would be killed? Wait? This suicide dude was a pro gamer? He had the highest S-rank talent sill, the Zombie Clone? Damn! The S-rank skill evolved! My zombie clones could auto hunt! [Your zombie army has crafted Wooden Axe x720 when you were offline. You have received 1921 experience points for the Basic Crafting skill.] [Your zombie army has chopped down 27,821 trees and gathered 128,973 pieces of wood while you were offline. You have received 2,171,921 experience points for the Basic Wood Chopping skill.] Just as the rest of the players were struggling to survive in the zombie apocalyptic game, Fang Heng's zombie clones were starting to clear every resource out of the forest. Hm... What an interesting game!
4.1
2753 Chs
Apocalypse: God-level Zombie Synthesis System

Apocalypse: God-level Zombie Synthesis System

Ye Li was transmigrated into a zombie world and acquired a zombie synthesis system. Two level 1 zombies can be synthesized into a level 2 zombie, and the synthesized zombie is 100% loyal to its creator. The higher the level of the zombie, the more attractive its appearance. Zombies possess exclusive skills such as the Earth-Shattering Fist and the Deadly Triple Ghost Sword. Zombies also produce zombie treasure chests every day, which contain valuable items. After obtaining the super synthesis system, Ye Li began crazily synthesizing zombies in this world. With the system in hand, I reign supreme! Zombies, tremble in awe! I, Ye Li, have descended!
2.4
1795 Chs
Zombie Sister Strategy

Zombie Sister Strategy

Lin Qiao remembers nothing from the past five years since the post-apocalyptic era began. She wakes up only to find herself having become a newborn, superpowered zombie, in a body that used to belong to an evil and notorious woman! Having kidnapped a girl and raped her father, the previous host met her demise at the very hands of the conspiracies she courted all her life, leaving Lin Qiao no choice but to deal with the consequences while trying to figure out her own past and the fate of her loved ones. As for the little girl’s father, can’t he just have a decent fight? He’s a human being, but why is he biting a zombie? She’s the zombie! She’s the one who’s supposed to bite!
4.6
1456 Chs
I am the Zombie King of the Apocalyptic World

I am the Zombie King of the Apocalyptic World

Looking at the survivors, their faces the picture of despair, surrounded by zombies at the foot of the towering walls, Tang Ye stretched his arms wide and shouted: "Welcome to paradise!"
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1285 Chs
Transmigrating from a zombie world to become the mecha kings wife

Transmigrating from a zombie world to become the mecha kings wife

There were three words in the Sun star empire to describe Scarlet Su, Useless, trash and stupid. But one day, Scarlet Su's star account went from having the user name 'The mecha king's bride' to 'The mecha king sucks.' Suddenly everyone wondered, what new attention seeking game was she playing? Dying in a zombie infested earth, a young woman dives into a door way which should lead to a wonderful new world but instead, she awakens on an interstellar world in the body of Scarlet Su, the unwanted wife of the empire's favorite general and mecha king. She becomes an instant mother to the general's son and the part owner of an undeveloped garbage planet. Luckily, she has transmigrated with her storage space, millions of supplies and a willingness to work hard. Unfortunately, she is tricked into becoming a grim reaper in this interstellar world. Every week she must deliver souls to the underworld or risk losing her newly acquired mental strength and return to the being the old Weak, useless Scarlet. She went from being Scarlet the useless to Scarlet the amazing and her husband suddenly came calling desperate for her to accept his love. She said, "Talk to your son first, he is the one seeking a father." But his son said, "You want to be my daddy, join the line of suitors over there and fill in your information." Excerpt: "So the prodigal husband returns after all this time and here I thought you were dead." she said sarcastically. "Watch your tongue Scarlet, I am still your husband." Scarlet laughed and crossed her arms, "So you are aware that you are a husband, how should I react now that you have chosen to embrace the title you so easily wanted to discard a few months ago. Should I clap my hands and then take my clothes off and beg you to ravish me?" she rolled her eyes at him and scoffed. She watched her husband slowly walk toward her with a focused furious look in his eyes and she wondered if she had pushed him too far. "You dared to send me divorce papers, Scarlet, have you lost your damn mind?" 'No,' she thought, 'On the contrary, you have lost yours.' Cover picture is not mine and can be taken down at owners wish.
4.8
726 Chs
Horrific Shorts: Zombie Edition

Horrific Shorts: Zombie Edition

In "Horrific Shorts: Zombie Edition," Sir Faraz masterfully crafts a collection of spine-chilling tales that plunge readers into the heart of a post-apocalyptic world overrun by the undead. Each story in this anthology is a finely-tuned exploration of fear, survival, and the human condition when faced with relentless horror. Sir Faraz’s vivid and compelling storytelling brings to life a series of unforgettable characters, each struggling to navigate a landscape where danger lurks around every corner and the line between life and death is perilously thin. With a unique blend of suspense, terror, and poignant moments, "Horrific Shorts: Zombie Edition" is a must-read for fans of the zombie genre and horror enthusiasts alike. Sir Faraz’s debut in the world of short horror fiction is nothing short of spectacular, promising readers a thrilling and terrifying journey through his imaginative and nightmarish creations.
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716 Chs
Transmigration aus einer Zombie-Welt zur Frau des Mecha-Königs

Transmigration aus einer Zombie-Welt zur Frau des Mecha-Königs

Im Sun-Sternenreich gab es drei Worte, um Scarlet Su zu beschreiben: nutzlos, Abschaum und dumm. Doch eines Tages änderte sich Scarlet Su's Sternkonto von dem Benutzernamen "Die Braut des Mecha-Königs" zu "Der Mecha-König ist scheiße". Plötzlich fragten sich alle, was für ein neues, aufmerksamkeitsheischendes Spiel sie da spielte. Als eine junge Frau auf einer von Zombies verseuchten Erde stirbt, taucht sie in eine Tür ein, die in eine wunderbare neue Welt führen sollte, doch stattdessen erwacht sie auf einer interstellaren Welt im Körper von Scarlet Su, der ungewollten Ehefrau des Lieblingsgenerals und Mecha-Königs des Reiches. Sie wird sofort Mutter des Sohnes des Generals und Miteigentümerin eines unerschlossenen Müllplaneten. Glücklicherweise ist sie mit ihrem Lagerraum, Millionen von Vorräten und der Bereitschaft, hart zu arbeiten, ausgewandert. Leider wird sie dazu gebracht, in dieser interstellaren Welt als Sensenmann zu arbeiten. Jede Woche muss sie Seelen in die Unterwelt bringen, sonst riskiert sie, ihre neu gewonnene mentale Stärke zu verlieren und wieder die alte, schwache und nutzlose Scarlet zu werden. Sie wurde von Scarlet, der Nutzlosen, zu Scarlet, der Erstaunlichen, und plötzlich rief ihr Mann an, der sie verzweifelt bat, seine Liebe anzunehmen. Sie sagte: "Sprich zuerst mit deinem Sohn, er ist derjenige, der einen Vater sucht." Aber sein Sohn sagte: "Wenn du mein Vater sein willst, reihe dich dort drüben in die Reihe der Bewerber ein und trage deine Daten ein." Excerpt: "Der verlorene Ehemann kehrt also nach all der Zeit zurück, und ich dachte schon, du seist tot", sagte sie sarkastisch. "Hüte deine Zunge, Scarlet, ich bin immer noch dein Mann." Scarlet lachte und verschränkte die Arme: "Du bist dir also bewusst, dass du ein Ehemann bist, wie soll ich jetzt reagieren, da du dich entschieden hast, den Titel anzunehmen, den du vor ein paar Monaten so leicht ablegen wolltest. Soll ich in die Hände klatschen und mich dann ausziehen und dich anflehen, mich zu schänden?", rollte sie mit den Augen und spottete über ihn. Sie sah, wie ihr Mann langsam auf sie zuging, mit einem konzentrierten, wütenden Blick in seinen Augen, und sie fragte sich, ob sie ihn zu weit getrieben hatte. "Du hast es gewagt, mir Scheidungspapiere zu schicken, Scarlet, hast du deinen verdammten Verstand verloren?" 'Nein', dachte sie, 'im Gegenteil, du hast deinen verloren. Das Titelbild ist nicht von mir und kann auf Wunsch des Besitzers entfernt werden.
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621 Chs
The Villainess and I, her Zombie

The Villainess and I, her Zombie

[Season 1 - Cranberry] After getting forcefully reincarnated into a world of an otome game he has no clue about, the protagonist is then killed and brought back to life by the prideful villainess with one desire. To rule the world. As the ruthless girl's Eternal Servant, how will he dodge the fate that the game system has in store for him? [Season 2 - Zombie] He has been granted a second chance. Thrown right back to when it all began - with the memories necessary to make everything right and the overpowered skill to back up his conviction - how will the protagonist deal with even greater danger than what he faced during the first playthrough? Read now with the start of the second season of the Villainess and I, her Zombie! *** Cover by amazing @DraNKa *** New discord account: Sound_Hammer#0850
4.3
594 Chs
Zombie Bodyguard

Zombie Bodyguard

Who said zombies are stiff-limbed and fear the sunlight? After becoming a zombie, Lin Tian was impervious to blades and bullets, and could move freely and sunbathe. He kept a low profile as a zombie, but took on a high-profile role as a bodyguard.
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509 Chs
Zombie Apocalypse: Creation

Zombie Apocalypse: Creation

Chen Xiaoyun, an orphan from Guangzhou, China, once met a girl who looked remarkably like him. Before he could learn more about her, a deadly virus was unleashed around the globe. Humans turned into creatures straight out of video games and movies, and zombies and mutants roamed the streets with no one to stop them. From tanks to jockeys to even invisible zombies and mutated dogs. The mutations are just endless. "Why is there a zombie apocalypse just as I find my family? And why can I suddenly create things from thin air?" Will Xiaoyun survive the chaos with the new people he meets along the way? Will he use his newfound abilities to bring peace to a devastated world? Or perhaps he will just take another nap in the bed like a lazy pig—— "Shut up. How am I supposed to do anything when you keep throwing women at me?" ____________ Author's note: The main character grows as the story develops. Although he's very naive from the beginning, he matures a lot as the story progresses. There is no NTR or Yuri unless you consider the main character's woman sharing his 'stuff' in a threesome as Yuri, in which case I have nothing for you. Some of the love interests are related to the main character. Discord server if you want to talk or have questions: https://discord.gg/hnXMFwfVR3
4.7
500 Chs
Zombie films, funny stories, novels, recommendations
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2024-12-30 14:28
The following were some recommendations for funny zombie novels: " There's a Zombie Man by the Bed "," Zombies Are Trickster "," Even if I Become a Zombie, I Have to Rotten It ", and " When the Zombies Outbreak, I Will Rotten It ". These novels described zombie stories in a humorous and funny way, giving readers a relaxed and pleasant reading experience.
Funny Zombie Livestream
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2025-01-05 01:30
" Group Pet Little Zombie [Livestream]" and " Zombie Survival Cruise " were recommended by two funny zombie livestream novels.
Can you share some funny zombie stories?
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2024-12-10 17:21
Sure. There was once a zombie who chased a man into a bakery. Instead of eating the man, the zombie got distracted by a big, gooey cinnamon roll. He just stood there, staring at it, and the man managed to escape.
Tell me some zombie apocalypse funny stories.
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2024-11-22 06:29
There was a group that thought zombies were afraid of disco music. So they blasted 'Stayin' Alive' everywhere they went. It actually worked for a while as the zombies seemed to be more interested in dancing than attacking. They even started doing the hustle with some of the clumsier zombies.
Funny Zombie Female Lead
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2025-01-06 07:43
Here are some recommendations for funny zombie novels: 1. " Meng Meng Loves the Black-bellied God ": Although the female lead is very cute, she is not a little white. The male lead is black-bellied. 2. " The Maid is Too Arrogant ": The female lead, Lin Xi, and the male lead, Mo Han, are very funny. The female lead is also a strong woman. The story is very interesting. 3. " Ashes Invasion ": This novel tells the story of the apocalypse, where zombies run amok. The main character is an idiot. The plot is funny and interesting. 4. This Zombie Is Not Easy to Take Care of " was a funny zombie story in a game. I hope you like the recommendations of these funny zombie novels!
A funny and relaxing zombie novel
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2024-12-27 20:18
The following were some recommendations for funny and relaxing zombie novels: " I'm Giving Birth in the Apocalypse "," Zombie Ferocious: Reborn in the Apocalypse "," There's a Zombie Man by the Bed "," Zombies Are Trickery "," Even if I Become a Zombie, I'll Be the One to Break It Up ", and " When Zombies Explode, I'll Be the One to Break It Up ". These novels used zombies as the theme and incorporated funny elements to bring joy and a relaxing reading experience to the readers. Their storylines were interesting and made people laugh. The readers could choose any one of them to enjoy the jokes and wonderful plot.
What are some of the funniest moments in funny zombie short stories?
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2024-11-13 20:58
In some stories, when zombies try to interact with modern technology. For example, a zombie trying to use a smartphone. He just keeps poking at it with his bony finger, not understanding how it works at all. It's hilarious.
Can you share some funny zombie short stories?
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2024-11-13 15:32
Sure. There was once a zombie who walked into a bar. The bartender said, 'We don't serve zombies here.' The zombie replied, 'But I'm a vegetarian zombie!' and then showed his teeth made of carrots. Another story is about a zombie who tried to dance at a disco. He was so clumsy that he kept bumping into other 'dancers' and they all ended up running away in fear.
The funny little zombie novel recommendation
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2025-01-18 10:50
For the recommendations of funny zombie novels, the following are some novels that can be recommended: 1. I Can Become a Zombie 2. Legend of the Strongest Corpse Emperor 3. Zombie King System 4. " Esper Ability Evolution: Zombie Surge " 5. " The Zombie Queen of the Apocalypse in the Portable Space." 6. [I Want to Be Human in the End of the World] 7. Nightmare City 8. Zombie Frenzy: I Really Don't Want to Be a Savior 9. I Have a Zombie Female Secretary These novels were all based on the theme of funny zombies and had a certain sense of fun and humor. I hope these recommendations will meet your needs.
The funny zombie novel recommendation ended.
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2025-01-14 14:01
Here are some recommendations for funny zombie novels, all of which have been completed: 1. "Ashes Invasion": It's the end of the world. Zombies are everywhere. At the beginning, there's a silly young lady. Ding Chi suddenly realized that something was wrong. It's the end of the world. People are evil…(Source: Document [1]) 2. [This Zombie Is Not Easy to Take Care of](Author: Watermelon with an Umbrella, Category: Game, Game Otherworld, Completed, You Can Enjoy It with Rest In Mind) 3. "Doomsday: Mommy Robbery, Please Lie Down": Description of the Doomsday Survival story of a moldy girl and a cute baby, full of humor and thrills (Source: Document [3]) 4. [First Sequence: This novel was written by The Talking Elbow. It was once a very popular post-apocalyptic novel.] It was presented in a funny way, with plot twists and climaxes. It was very suitable for those who liked apocalyptic topics and liked... (Source: [4]) Please note that the novels recommended above have all been completed, so you can read them without worry.
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