fathers day jokes and funny stories

Joke: How does a dad fix a broken toaster? He gives it a stern look and says 'Stop being so toast-ful!' A funny story could be when my dad got a Father's Day gift of a tie with a really strange pattern. He wore it to work the next day just to make everyone laugh. And he told everyone it was a family heirloom from the 'weird tie' collection.

Joke: Why did the dad bring a ladder to the Father's Day barbecue? Because he heard the food was on the grill! Funny story: One Father's Day, my dad tried to assemble a new bike for my little brother. He ended up with parts left over and a very wobbly bike. But we all had a great laugh as my brother rode it around the yard like it was a circus act.

One story could be about a Christian father who tried to teach his kids about the parable of the Good Samaritan. He set up a little skit in the backyard with the kids as the characters. But the family dog got involved and started chasing the 'robbers', turning the whole serious lesson into a hilarious chaos. It ended up being a memorable Fathers Day as the family laughed so hard and still learned the valuable lesson.

There was a Father's Day when a family decided to visit an old, abandoned house. The father led the way. As they explored, they found a room with a rocking chair that started rocking on its own. The father, trying to make light of it, said it was just an old mechanism. But then they heard a child's laughter that sent chills down their spines. Eventually, they discovered it was a prank set up by the neighbor kids who knew they were coming.

Story: One Mother's Day, a little boy made his mom breakfast in bed. He brought in a plate of toast that was a bit burnt and a cup of coffee that was half - spilled. But his mom was so touched because he tried his best. It was the thought that counted.

A mother is like a flower. Every Mother's Day, you should water her with love, not wine... just kidding! Another joke could be: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up! This is a classic type of joke where we use personification of vegetables to create a light - hearted and funny moment, and it can be shared on Mother's Day to bring a smile.

Well, for Fathers Day one year, we decided to take dad fishing. Dad was so excited and started showing off his 'expert' casting skills. But instead of the hook going into the water, it got caught in his hat. He just sat there with the fishing line attached to his hat looking completely bewildered. It was hilarious. And then when he finally got it out, he caught a tiny minnow and was so proud as if it was a huge trophy fish.

On Father's Day, a Christian father wanted to share the story of Noah's Ark with his young daughter. He built a small 'ark' out of cardboard in the living room. But when he tried to get the stuffed animals to 'board' the ark, the family cat pounced on it and knocked it over. His daughter's laughter filled the room, and it became a story they would always remember on Father's Day.

A funny Father's Day scary story for kids could be that on Father's Day, dad and the kids are having a barbecue in the backyard. Suddenly, a little mouse runs by. Dad jumps up on a chair and screams like a girl. The kids laugh so hard. Dad then tries to play it cool by chasing the mouse with a broom, but the mouse keeps running circles around him, making it a scary - yet hilarious - event.

Joke: What's a mom's favorite type of investment? Matri - mutual funds! It's a play on words that can bring a chuckle on Mother's Day.