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(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

Kellen Woods grew up never knowing a normal world. By the time he could walk, his mother and father had already sealed several serious gates that threatened the safety of his hometown. By the time his sister was born, they were famous worldwide. So the world held their breath for when Kellen and his sister came of age, waiting to see what kind of power they would awaken. His sister was just like his mom, same power, same class, while Kellen, woke up one day to find out what it meant to be special in a family the world watched. But in the worst way. Awakening weaker then your powerful parents wasn’t unheard of, but when your younger sister awakened at the same class as your parent, anyone would feel inferior. And Kellen, never one to ask for hand outs, left the comfort and safety of his hometown to become better than the weak brat everyone thought he was. Kellen went to the front lines, to where the gates normally broke out. From there, Kellen worked hard, and then worked some more until no one could doubt that he was good at his job. He got so good that even with his lower class, people would still hire him to help. But Kellen never took it to heart. He had learned a valuable lesson on the front lines. Classification only meant shit if you walked back out of the gate. Otherwise, shut your mouth and listen to those with more experience. They determined who made it out alive or not. But Kellen was tired now. He had gotten everything out of his system, and the fast paced life on the front lines didn’t suit him anymore. Now, he wanted to go home, buy a house, maybe find a nice man to settle down with, and live a normal life. All the while, the yellow eyes he’d met on the front lines haunted him, no matter how much he tried to forget about them. Especially since the Esper they were attached to refused to let him go.
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Can you share a funny hunting story?
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2024-11-30 02:42
Sure. Once, my friend went hunting. He saw a deer from afar and got all excited. He quietly moved closer, aimed his gun, and just as he was about to shoot, a squirrel jumped out of a nearby tree and landed right on his head. The deer got spooked and ran away, and my friend was left flailing around trying to get the squirrel off his head. It was hilarious.
Tell me a funny hunting cabin story.
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2024-11-19 05:59
Once upon a time, there was a group of friends who went to a hunting cabin in the woods. They were all excited to hunt some small game. But when they got there, they found out that one of them had forgotten the keys to the cabin. So they had to break in through a window. As they were climbing in, one guy's pants got caught and ripped right down the middle. It was so hilarious, and they all laughed so hard that they almost forgot about hunting for a while.
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 08:38
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
What are some elements that make a funny hunting story?
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2024-11-30 10:19
Well, there are several things. First, the confusion factor. Imagine a hunter thinking a bush is an animal and stalking it for ages, only to realize his mistake in the end. Second, the interference of other animals not related to the hunt. A bird might swoop down and steal the hunter's bait or a skunk might wander into the scene and send everyone running, including the hunter. And third, the hunter's own equipment malfunctioning in a funny way. For example, a gun that jams at the most crucial moment or a pair of binoculars that fall apart in the middle of tracking an animal.
Can you share a funny deer hunting story?
2 answers
2024-11-21 19:57
Once, a hunter was all set to hunt deer. He hid in a bush and waited for hours. Finally, he saw a deer approaching. But just as he was about to take aim, his phone rang with a really loud and funny ringtone. The deer got startled and ran away, and the hunter was left there feeling both frustrated and amused at the situation.
Tell More Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 12:40
A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'
What are the best places for hunting funny stories?
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2024-11-21 15:37
Family gatherings can be a goldmine for funny stories. Relatives always have some old family anecdotes that are both heartwarming and funny. For example, stories about the silly things your grandparents did when they were young.
What could be a funny incident in a hunting cabin?
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2024-11-19 11:08
Well, in a hunting cabin, there might be some old hunting gear left behind by previous visitors. One time, a hunter found an old - fashioned crossbow. He decided to show off his skills to his friends, but when he tried to pull the string, it snapped and hit him right on the nose. His friends burst into laughter seeing his red and swollen nose. He himself joined in the laughter after a while, realizing how silly he must have looked.
Funny underwater treasure hunting novel recommendation ended
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2024-12-26 14:53
The following two funny underwater treasure hunting novels were recommended: 1. " I Have a Grave Robbing Registration System ": This novel tells the story of the protagonist who gets a Grave Robbing Registration System and starts to search for treasures underwater. The storyline was funny and interesting. With the help of the system, the protagonist experienced a series of adventures and treasure-hunting. 2. " Treasure Hunting with Space ": The heroine in the story has the ability of space. She experienced a relaxing and exciting storyline in the process of searching for treasures underwater. The novel combined humorous elements and treasure hunting adventures to bring the readers a joyful and exciting reading experience. These two novels were completed, so readers could read them without worry and enjoy the funny and underwater treasure-hunting plots.
Can you share some funny hunting stories?
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2024-12-07 06:09
Once, my friend went hunting. He saw a deer and was about to take aim when suddenly the deer sneezed so loudly that it scared my friend and he dropped his gun. It was hilarious.
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