funny lds mission stories

]Do add my new novel "THE BILLIONAIRE'S BABIES ALL WANT ME " to your library"] .... She wants to seduce him and he wants to seduce her, who will win the war of seduction? ..... Jasmine Avans, a 24 year-old lady lost her contract to a guy popularly known as the Ice Prince. Acquiring the contract was a challenge given to her by her father. If she couldn't acquire the contract she would have to dissolve her company and join the family business. But if she managed to acquire it, she could save her company. Just to get the contract she lost, the renowned great seducer, Jasmine Avans, embarked on a mission to seduce the Ice Prince and get her contract back. In her series of attempts to seduce him she ended up falling into his trap. She would fall deeply in love with him just like he wanted. Jackson Smith, the only heir of Smith's International, was well known for his fine looks and cold attitude. Because of his cold attitude, people of the city gave him the title Ice Prince. The day he set his eyes on her, he had promised himself to make that strange woman his. After waiting for so long, the opportunity to get close to her finally arose, and so he vouched, "People say she is the great seducer, but I will seduce the great seducer and make her mine!" Just to realise his goal, Jackson snatched the important business contract from her. However, in the process of seducing her, he ended up being seduced over and over again. Who would win in the war of seduction? Could Jasmine save her company? Or would Jackson manage to make her his? Has anyone ever stopped to think about why this goddess became the renowned Great Seducer? ..... EXCERPT "No man has ever been able to resist my touch nor my beauty and elegance, do you have a problem with that, Mister?" Jasmine asked as she played with his chest with his hands. Jackson was so unlucky to have slightly unbuttoned his white shirt before her arrival. She seized that opportunity to tease his bare chest. Jackson just let her took liberty with him without rebuking her. If he had known that letting her touch him so intimately will later make him go through severe pains, he would have stopped her. "I am sure any part of his body she touches send thousands of electric charges down his spine. Will he be able to endure it and even though he can endure those electrifying sensations her hand is doing to his system, for how long will he be able to endure it?" Jeff asked. The way he talked showed that he felt bad for the helpless Jackson. "Even though he can endure it, I bet he won't be able to endure it for more than two minutes. Just watch and see," Steve said smiling mischievously. Goddamn it! Why did I have to challenge her when I was just standing so close to her? I am gonna lose control of myself if she doesn't stop now. Jackson who was now very aroused thought gritting his teeth. (WARNING: MATURED CONTENT)

Night fell, and the tavern gradually became lively. Adventurers were bragging about their recent spoils, the female servers danced like butterflies among the tables, and the bard in the corner played his lute, singing a sultry ditty. At that moment, the tavern door was pushed open, and a burly adventurer walked in from the darkness. "Hey, isn't that the 'Feeder' Bartlett?" someone recognized the newcomer. "He's long stopped being the 'Feeder.' He's now 'Undead Enemy,' 'Devil Slayer,' 'Mage Ally,' 'Crystal Wall Guardian,' and 'Legendary Adventurer' Bartlett!" someone rebutted loudly. "Bartlett, tell us one of your stories." The man named Bartlett took a hearty swig of rye wheat beer, and as the crowd's expectant eyes fell upon him, he began, "It was a bright afternoon, and I was riding a horse, preparing to go to..."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Segala kesempurnaan yang dirasakan sekarang ini, hanya itu saja yang dapat dilihat oleh kebanyakan orang. Tanpa tahu kenyataan dibalik topeng kesempurnaan tersebut. Itulah yang dirasaka oleh Valerie Hala Diatmika dan Nararya Adhi Julian. Dua orang yang dipandang sebagai makhluk tuhan paling sempurna, tidak memiliki kekurangan sedikitpun. Setidaknya itulah yang banyak terlihat, tetapi pada kenyataannya mereka berdua sama-sama mencari jalan menggapai misi rahasianya untuk membuang segala keterpurukannya dibalik topeng palsu mereka dan mencari arti kebahagiaan yang sesungguhnya.

[WARNING: The book contains scenes of an erotic nature, and focuses on romance and erotica in general] P.S: There are character illustrations in the discord channel: VNqSfqm4nq or 8MH8AyNBvC or e6ekVKyzrS P.S 2: The cover art is not mine, if you have any questions regarding copyright please contact me directly. Thank you The cultivation world has always been cruel. Those who are weak will never be able to reach a new level and see the next day. Xie Qing was a youth from a wealthy family, merely the third son. He had a very ordinary talent, but unwilling to tarnish the family's reputation, his father sent him to one of the less influential but still good sects - the sect of the Heavenly Sword. Upon entering the sect, Xie Qing stunned everyone - not with his talent, but with his appearance, as if it had descended from the heavens. Fellow disciples and even elders wanted to use him for their purposes. However, one person surpassed them all - Elder Xu. Taking him as her disciple, she made Xie Qing assist her in daily life, and this continued until, during a massage, the youth saw a text in front of him. [The system has been activated!] [Your first mission...] [Seduce the master!]

Tugas Nata sebagai malaikat adalah mengabulkan permintaan tulus manusia. Namun karena kerap melanggar peraturan, dia pun diberi hukuman untuk mengabulkan satu harapan dari gadis yang dipilih oleh surga. Yaitu gadis yang telah menderita sejak kelahirannya. Gadis itu Dara. Yatim piatu, mendapatkan ketidakadilan baik di panti asuhan maupun di sekolah, juga kesulitan beradaptasi, membuatnya tumbuh menjadi sosok yang sulit membuka hati kepada orang lain. Kemalangannya tidak sampai di situ saja. Laki-laki yang berhasil membuatnya membuka hati justru berkhianat. Membuat Dara takut untuk kembali membuka hati. Untuk pertama kalinya Dara membuat permintaan pada Tuhan, yaitu agar dia tidak perlu lagi jatuh cinta. Dan itu menjadi tugas Nata untuk mengabulkan permohonannya.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Seorang gadis bernama Claretta yang terjebak dengan kasih sayang masa lalunya. Ia tak pernah membuka hati pada lelaki manapun selain Brixton. Sejak pertentangan ras putih dan hitam di Geneva, Brixton hilang bagai ditelan bumi. Tak ada lagi kabar tentangnya. Hingga belasan tahun berlalu. Tiba-tiba Brixton selalu hadir dalam Mimpi Claretta bagai memberi isyarat. Pada suatu hari mendekati liburan semester kuliah, Claretta dan kawan-kawannya merencanakan liburan. Mereka memutuskan untuk pergi ke Gunung Cikuray, gunung tertinggi ke-empat di Jawa Barat. Rupanya, telah beberapa tahun terakhir gunung itu menjadi gunung larangan. Tak ada yang berani mendakinya lagi. Darah muda Claretta dan teman-temannya merasa tertantang, mereka melanjutkan perjalanan dan menemukan hal-hal diluar nalar di gunung itu. Sebuah perkampungan yang aneh. Warganya seakan tak memiliki semangat hidup. Sorot mata mereka dingin dan seperti tak memiliki keinginan. Apa yang terjadi dengan perkampungan itu? Apakah Claretta akan bersama kembali dengan Brixton? Mampukah mereka menyelesaikan misinya? Ikuti selengkapnya, ya ....

Su Mo, a late bloomer, was introverted and bad at socializing with strangers. He thought his life would stay pretty ordinary, but everything changed when he started playing the popular game Star Ring. He unexpectedly rediscovered the joys of life and set off on a journey to claim the throne.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.