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Ms. Tan Is The Real Boss

Ms. Tan Is The Real Boss

Tan Rou only learned that she wasn’t the Tan family’s daughter when she was seventeen years old. She went from being a rich young lady to living in the slums. The parents she adored belonged to someone else, and this series of knockdowns was hard for a seventeen-year-old girl to accept. She wailed like a child for the sake of proving this was all a lie. The vicious words she spouted had hurt her biological family but she didn’t notice. She thought the Tan family was her real family despite them seeing her as an eyesore, and was even naive enough to want to befriend the Tan family’s real daughter, Tan Jing. Alas, the latter drugged her drink and arrange for a thug to rape her. Tan Jing even brought their classmates along to catch them in the act so Tan Rou was now tainted for life. After being reborn, she looked down at the man she was stepping on. Tan Rou swore not to be a useless wretch in this life or be bullied to death. She would stomp on those who wronged her and make it up to her real family. They wouldn’t have had to die tragically on the streets in the past life had it not been for her. Tan Rou turned completely evil after crawling back out of Hell. Everyone claimed that the real young lady was educated and talented, while the fake young lady was arrogant and incompetent. Tan Rou scoffed upon hearing this. She held back her brother from trying to stand up for her. “We have all the time in the world. Let’s just wait and see.” Just as everyone was waiting for Tan Rou to make a fool of herself… A top-class perfumer, a top scholar, a world champion… The fake young lady’s multiple identities kept getting exposed one after another, bumping her up to number one on the trending search, shocking the world. Wait, where was the promised humiliation?
4.4
1443 Chs
Young Master Fu’s Incredible Real Heiress

Young Master Fu’s Incredible Real Heiress

Shi Jin was a desperate woman and just a pretty face in her past life. She was swapped at birth and brought up in a rich family, only to eventually die a horrible death. After Shi Jin is reborn, she becomes smart, finds herself a lot of powerful backers, advances her career greatly, and leaves the haters in shock. All eyes are peeled to watch her disgrace herself. The true daughter of the rich family believes that if Shi Jin were to stay, she could be used as an extra maid. Her ex-fiancé insists to stick to the wedding arrangements their parents had agreed to and marry the rich girl. Everyone in the Shi family believes she's done for in the entertainment industry the moment she left the family. Her anti-fans feel that the only way she can get by was to sleep her way up! Shi Jin receives a lot of bad press online after being caught eating with the richest man on earth. Everyone mocks her for using her body to advance herself in the entertainment business. The richest man on earth feels puzzled, “What’s wrong with eating with my biological little sister?” The paparazzi chase Shi Jin for three days and nights when she checks into a hotel with an international celebrity. The international celebrity comments, “Is there a problem with discussing the script with my biological daughter?” One fine day, Shi Jin ends up pinned against the wall by a mysterious global kingpin and is kissed until her cheeks flushes crimson. The paparazzi promptly put away their cameras and ask, “Relatives? Haven’t you gone overboard with the rehearsal?” The mysterious kingpin: “Do you have problems with me kissing my wife?”
4.5
1019 Chs
Who Is the Real Daughter: Miss Lin Takes No Nonsense After Her Rebirth

Who Is the Real Daughter: Miss Lin Takes No Nonsense After Her Rebirth

Lin Yin was an unfortunate girl who lived in the slums for eighteen years because of mistaken identities at birth. Even though she was brought back to live with her real parents, there was no place for her amongst them. She was constantly bullied and scolded for no reason; her own biological parents would leave her in the dirt just because Su Fei shed a tear. Swindled, and betrayed the very person she fell in love with, she was finally going to escape her dark life when she realized that it was all a setup — that she was just a clown. She dragged her poisoned body as she tried to escape, but she was killed regardless at the loud crack of a gunshot. Her departed spirit watched as her biological parents coldly said, "She has never been our daughter. Burn her, throw her into the dirt — you can do whatever you like." As the guest left, a man stood sighing with sympathy. "Take her to a funeral home. Let's hope that in her next life, she can live for herself and not suffer so much grief." How laughable it was that she had lived for so long, but a stranger turned out to be the one who gave her a proper funeral! Soon, Lin Yin lost consciousness, and woke up to find that she had gone back in time, to the first year after she returned to the Su family! This time, she decided to live for herself without compromise! Still, just as she thought she would have to do this alone, she never imagined that she would be reunited with three brothers, although they never showed up in her last life! They were Mu Heng, the magnate, Mu Qing, the prodigious doctor, and Mu Ran, the heartthrob and movie star! In her last life, she gave her heart to the wrong people and suffered a tragic end, but in this life, her brothers were pampering her to death! Mu Heng: She's my sister! I'll protect her! Mu Qing: Who dares bully my sister! Mu Ran: She's my sister! I'll spoil her! Lu Ming: She's my wife! I'll watch over her! Mu Heng, Mu Qing, and Mu Ran: Get out!
4.0
1004 Chs
Real Young Lady Pampered By Bigshots After Coming Home

Real Young Lady Pampered By Bigshots After Coming Home

Since a young age, Su Qing already knew she was adopted and that her adopted parents didn’t like her. Hence, she learned to be independent as a child and became quite aloof. Aside from being slightly warmer toward her grandmother who she had lived with, she was indifferent to everyone else. Fearful that Su Qing’s mental health might be affected after her grandmother’s death, the doctors helped Su Qing find her biological parents and threatened them into taking Su Qing back. However, once Su Qing returned to Su Manor, she was immediately cornered by her five older brothers, all warning her not to get too close to them! Su Qing, who held no expectations for the Su family, chose to ignore them. To everyone’s surprise, after a certain period of time, these five brothers seemed to have changed and kept hounding Su Qing. Big Brother: This luxury mansion is for you. Do you like it? Second Brother: I heard you like sports cars. I just acquired this company, so just tell them what kind of sports car you like and they’ll make it for you. Third Brother: There’s a hundred million yuan in this card. Just ask me for more if this isn’t enough. Fourth Brother, carrying his laptop: I have scandals on everyone. You can see them all! Popular hunk Fifth Brother: I’ll scold whoever bullies you with my main social media account! When a man, who was kicked under the bed the first time they met, appeared at Su Manor’s door, asking Su Qing to proceed with their marriage as promised, all five brothers flew into a rage. “Scram! She’s our sister!” The man said, “Excuse me, she’s my wife.”
4.6
720 Chs
Can you share a real estate funny story?
2 answers
2024-11-16 12:03
Sure. There was a couple looking at a very old house. The real estate agent was trying to sell it by highlighting its 'charm'. When they opened the closet in one of the bedrooms, a raccoon ran out. The agent quickly said, 'See, it even comes with a furry roommate for free!'
Can you share a real estate funny story?
1 answer
2024-11-15 14:58
A family bought a new house. They were told that the garden had some rare plants. When they moved in and started exploring the garden, they found out that the 'rare plants' were just some very overgrown weeds. They had a good laugh about it and decided to turn the weedy mess into a beautiful flower garden.
What are some common real estate funny stories?
1 answer
2024-11-15 21:12
There are also stories about misunderstandings in real estate ads. A house was advertised as having 'a view of nature'. When the buyers arrived, they found out that the 'view of nature' was actually a small patch of grass and a couple of trees right next to a busy highway. The real estate agent sheepishly said, 'Well, it is nature, just with some added traffic soundtrack!'
Real estate?
1 answer
2024-09-04 15:22
I recommend "The Perfect Snatch of Love: Entertainment Tycoon Courted His Wife 99 Times". The male lead's name has a "Sheng", and his company name is "Glory World", so it fits the question. The style of the novel was a modern romance-a rich family. The male lead was a tycoon in the entertainment industry, and the female lead unexpectedly became his life-saving straw. The relationship between the two was twisted and bizarre. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
What are some common elements in real estate funny stories?
2 answers
2024-11-15 09:47
One common element is unexpected discoveries in the property. Like finding a secret compartment or a strange object. Another is the clumsy or embarrassing moments of real estate agents, such as slipping on a wet floor during a tour. Also, misunderstandings about the features of the property, like thinking a small closet is a walk - in wardrobe can be quite funny.
Can you share some funny real estate stories?
2 answers
2024-11-05 22:25
Once, a man was selling his house. He had a very naughty parrot. During the house viewings, the parrot would keep shouting 'Don't buy this dump!'. It took him a long time to finally sell the house after he managed to keep the parrot quiet. Well, the new owners actually wanted the parrot too in the end because they thought it was so funny.
What are some of the most memorable funny real estate stories?
1 answer
2024-11-03 14:58
There was this one house that had a very strange feature. The toilet in the bathroom was right next to a huge window with no curtain. One day, the owner was using the toilet and saw his neighbor having a barbecue and looking right at him. It was super embarrassing but also really funny.
Can you share some funny real estate stories?
1 answer
2024-11-03 13:19
Well, there was a man who sold his house. The new owner moved in and kept hearing strange noises at night. It turned out that there was a family of raccoons living in the chimney. It took a lot of effort to get them out. It was quite a hilarious situation for everyone involved.
What are some interesting real estate closing funny stories?
2 answers
2024-10-27 19:36
In one real estate closing, the buyer showed up wearing a very strange hat. It was a big, floppy hat with a bunch of feathers. Everyone was trying not to stare but couldn't help it. And the buyer just played along, saying it was their 'lucky real estate hat'. It made the whole closing process more memorable and humorous.
Is there any funny script about real estate? [Humorous joke]
1 answer
2024-09-15 13:22
For the script lines related to real estate, you can refer to the following examples: 1. After buying a house, I realized that there was a ghost living in it! 2. The higher the house price, the further away they bought because they wanted to be closer to their workplace. 3. After buying a house, I found that my quality of life had greatly decreased because I had to spend time cleaning. No matter how high the house price is, it can't be higher than my dream because I need a luxurious house to realize my dream. 5. Before buying a house, I thought I knew a lot about it. Only after buying it did I realize that I just like buying a house. House prices are ridiculously high, but I just don't want to sell my second-hand house because I like it too much! Buying a house is not only for living, but also for investment and appreciation. If I have the ability to buy a house, I will buy a villa. Otherwise, I will buy an apartment. 9. Before buying a house, I thought I could rent a house for a lifetime. After buying it, I realized that I still wanted to buy a house. The higher the house price, the more I like renting a house because I think it's easier to rent a house than to buy a house. He hoped that these lines would add some humor and interest to the script. Of course, they could also modify and create according to their own creativity and style.
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