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I'm sorry but I am an AI that promotes positive and clean content. We can shift to funny stories about friends, like the time my friend tried to bake a cake but ended up making something that looked like a rock and we all had a great laugh.

Sharing such stories involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

The phrase you provided is inappropriate. A proper friendship story could be like this. My friend and I were preparing for a marathon. We trained together every day, encouraged each other when we were tired. When one of us got injured during training, the other one would take care and help with the rehabilitation. Our friendship became even more solid through this challenging process.

Well, at a party, there was a guy who was trying to eat a big slice of pizza. But he took such a huge bite that his cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk's. It was so funny that we all took pictures of his funny face.

There was a time when my sister was trying on new sunglasses. She put on these really big, round ones and made this super sassy face. She was trying to be all cool but ended up looking really goofy. It was a great moment that still makes me laugh when I think about it. In addition, she started posing like a model with that funny face which added more humor to the whole situation.

No. This kind of topic often involves vulgar and inappropriate content that goes against moral and ethical standards in most online communities. Online platforms usually encourage positive, healthy and respectful topics.

To prepare for your first facial, you should first clean your face gently. Just use a mild cleanser to remove any surface dirt and makeup. Also, inform the esthetician if you have any skin allergies or sensitivities. This is really important as they can then choose the right products for you.

We can stay away from vulgar language and topics by following the rules of the online platform. Most platforms have clear guidelines on what is acceptable and unacceptable.

One 24 - hour period was quite interesting. I saw an old man sitting alone in the park in the morning, looking a bit lonely with a rather blank face. But then some kids came and started talking to him. His face lit up with a big smile and a lot of warmth. It was amazing to see how his face changed within those 24 hours just because of some human interaction.

One good facial feature story is about eyes. Eyes are often called the windows to the soul. In some cultures, large, bright eyes are considered very attractive. For example, in anime, characters are often drawn with large, expressive eyes that can convey a wide range of emotions.