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Deviant: No Longer Human

Deviant: No Longer Human

It's funny, isn't it? Nobody asks to be born... None of us choose the life we are forced to live....And yet, we are bound to it, trapped in a world where strength defines everything. People worship when you are strong. They loathe when you are weak. They worship the god. They fear the devil. But why? Was it righteousness that gave the god victory over the devil, or was it simply strength? Why must we fear one and worship the other? Is the god so righteous? Is the devil so weak? Would Wang Xiao still have everything if he were weak? Would they still worship him? Would those women have submitted so easily? No. It's always the strength. Power rules all. A man can own kingdoms, riches, even love—but lose his strength, and the world turns on him. His woman, the one who once looked at him with admiration, will crush him underfoot if she finds him unworthy. His own children, born of his blood, will stare at him with contempt, their eyes filled with disappointment. What is love if not submission to power? What is loyalty but the price of dominance? Wang Xiao has learned this bitter truth. The sacrifices he made, the pain he endured, meant nothing. Without strength, he was nothing. But no longer... He has seen the lie, the illusion of it all... And now, the ancient myths rise once more, the gods claw their way from forgotten graves, and Wang Xiao, mistaken for the 8th Prince, feared by gods and mortals alike, finds himself at the center of it all. Seven goddesses, each more beautiful, more dangerous than the last, now circle him, bound by fate. Their charm is powerful, their desires even more so. The guardian of the Atlantic tears apart nations to possess him. The Desert Princess offers her entire empire as a gift, yearning for his love... Even an ancient being, her power stripped away, bends her knee in submission, once feared, now powerless before him. But would they have bowed if he were weak? Would they have loved him, served him, feared him? No. It's always the strength. "He 'who' covers the sky with his hand," they whisper. "The gods who once played with universes like orbs... he'll make them swallow their own spit in fear." Wang Xiao's gaze hardens as he stares at his reflection. The weak are forgotten... Strength is all that matters. "The world doesn't care for the weak," Wang Xiao whispers to his reflection. "Your woman will turn her back, people will spit on your name... They'll forget you ever existed... everything you did for them would be insignificant and forgetten...Strength is all that truly matters." And so, Wang Xiao will take what's his. The gods, playing with the universe like toys, will fall. The devils, pulling at the strings of fate, will lose their grip. He will strip them of their power, their kingdoms, their very souls, if that's what it takes. He isn't their pawn. Not anymore. Would they have bowed if he were weak? Would they have given themselves so easily? Would they have even cared? No. It's always the strength. Wang Xiao is no longer the man he once was. No longer human. No longer weak. He is the deviant. And the world will soon know what that truly means. --------------- #NoYuri #NoNTR #Threesome #Harem #Strong to Stronger #Elf #Gore #Evil MC #Conquor #Action #Adventure #Imperial Harem #Revenge #Daughters #Fellatio #Supernatural #Urbanfantasy #Superpowers #Cultivation #Goddess #First-time Intercourse #Villain ---------------- Warning: The Novel is based upon a fictional Earth, and any resemblance is mere coincidence! Discord: https://discord.gg/dsc4fftBeF **Cover Page is not owned by Author**
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Can you share some human resource management funny stories?
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2024-11-30 13:22
Sure. One funny story is about an interview. The interviewee was so nervous that when asked about his greatest weakness, he said 'I love to eat too much during work hours and sometimes steal colleagues' snacks.' Everyone in the interview room burst into laughter. It was an unexpected and humorous answer that broke the ice.
What are some of the most amusing human resource management funny stories you've heard?
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2024-11-30 13:24
A story I heard was about a new hire orientation. The HR was showing the new employees around the office. When they got to the break room, the HR accidentally tripped over a mop that was left out and went flying forward. All the new employees were trying hard not to laugh out loud. It was really funny.
What are the key elements in human resource management success stories?
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2024-10-26 10:04
A key element is talent acquisition. In companies like Amazon, they search far and wide for the best talent. Another element is employee training. For instance, in Microsoft, they invest a lot in training their staff to keep up with the fast - paced tech industry. Also, a positive work culture like that in Salesforce, where they promote equality and innovation, is crucial.
Can you share some human resource management success stories?
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2024-10-24 23:19
One success story is Google. Their HR management focuses on hiring the best talent globally. They use innovative recruitment methods like brain - teasers in interviews. This helps them get creative and intelligent employees. They also offer great perks such as free meals, on - site gyms, which boost employee satisfaction and retention.
I recommend a few books on human resource management.
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2024-09-21 19:29
The recommended books on human resource management were as follows: Human Resource Management Practice: This book details the basic theory and practical experience of human resource management, including recruitment, training, performance evaluation, salary and benefits, and other skills and strategies. " Organization behavior ": This book is one of the classic works in the management discipline. It mainly introduced the basic theories and methods of organization behavior, including organizational structure, communication, leadership, employee motivation and other aspects of knowledge. " Performance Management ": This book details the basic theory and practical experience of performance management, including target management, performance evaluation, performance motivation, job analysis and other skills and strategies. 4.<< Remuneration Management >>: This book details the basic theory and practical experience of compensation management, including compensation strategies, compensation systems, compensation management processes, and other aspects of knowledge. 5.<< Staff Satisfaction >>: This book details the basic theory and practical experience of employee satisfaction management, including employee satisfaction survey, employee feedback mechanism, employee relationship management and other skills and strategies. The above are some of the more classic human resource management books that I hope can help.
Do you recommend writing about human resource management, human resources, or headhunting?
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2024-09-11 19:22
😋I recommend the following novels to you, all related to human resource management, personnel, or headhunting! 1. "No Envy in the World": Although it was an ancient romance, the main character was a career woman. As a headhunter, she could be said to be very skilled in human affairs. 2. "Boss, I Really Didn't Do It on Purpose": The main character, Chu Ruoshu, was the boss of a headhunting company. She relied on her own intelligence and wisdom in human resources to achieve success. 3. <<REBIRTH: I am a Broker>> The protagonist was a business executive and a broker. In the business world…In fact, he was an expert in personnel matters. 4. "Netizens no longer believe in science after watching my livestream": The main character, Chu Ranran, was an entertainment star, but she was recognized and loved by netizens because of her human resources management. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Tell me some funny resource stories.
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2024-11-04 02:11
There was a forest known for its resource of glowing mushrooms. These mushrooms would light up the forest at night. A group of curious kids once decided to have a midnight picnic in the forest among the glowing mushrooms. But they didn't realize that the mushrooms also attracted a bunch of little forest fairies. The fairies started playing pranks on the kids, like hiding their food. It was a very funny and magical experience for the kids.
What are the key elements in oasis resource management success stories?
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2024-10-25 23:50
One key element is efficient water management. Since water is scarce in oases, using it wisely through techniques like drip irrigation is crucial.
Can you share more funny resource stories?
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2024-11-03 19:01
Sure. There was a mine where the miners found a vein of 'joking gold'. When they mined it, the gold nuggets would make little joker - like sounds. It was so strange but also very funny. The miners would often laugh as they collected the gold.
Can you share some oasis resource management success stories?
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2024-10-25 08:34
The Siwa Oasis in Egypt has a remarkable success story too. They have managed their water resources by building traditional yet effective water storage systems. These systems store water during the rainy season for use throughout the year. Moreover, they have promoted ecotourism in a sustainable way. The revenue from tourism is then used to further improve the resource management in the oasis. This has not only conserved the resources but also improved the living standards of the local people.
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