roommate funny stories

My drunk roommate once tried to climb into the wrong bed. He was so confused and when we told him it wasn't his, he argued that it was his 'new upgraded bed'. He finally realized his mistake when he saw his own stuff on the other side of the room. It was really funny to watch his dazed expression.

One time my roommate tried to cook a simple meal but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. The kitchen was filled with smoke and the food was completely charred. He just stood there looking confused while I was running around trying to open all the windows to let the smoke out.

Once, my roommate thought it would be funny to hide all my left shoes. I was running late for class and couldn't find any of them. When I finally found them in the microwave (of all places), we both had a great laugh.

There was this one roommate who thought he was a great dancer. He would randomly start dancing in the middle of the living room, often knocking things over. One time he knocked over a lamp while doing his crazy dance moves and just laughed it off while I was left to clean up the mess.

Once, my roommate tried to cook for the first time. She was making pancakes but got so confused between salt and sugar. The pancakes came out tasting like a very strange, salty mess. We still laugh about it today.

One time, two gay roommates decided to redecorate their living room. But they had such different tastes. One liked modern minimalism and the other liked bohemian style. They ended up with a really eclectic and kind of crazy - looking living room that they just learned to love and laugh about. Every time a new guest came, they would tell the story of how it came to be, which was always hilarious.

Sure. One time my roommate tried to make pancakes. But he was so clumsy that he ended up with pancake batter all over himself and the kitchen. It was hilarious.

There was this one midnight when my roommate got the crazy idea to have a water balloon fight in the dorm hallway. We filled up dozens of balloons and started throwing them at each other. Soon, other dorm mates joined in. It was chaos but so much fun. We all ended up soaked and got a warning from the RA the next day, but it was totally worth it.

Well, once my drunk gay roommate tried to do a fashion show in our living room at 3 am. He was wearing all these crazy mismatched outfits and strutting around like he was on a Paris runway. It was hilarious.

There was a time when my roommate got drunk and believed that the refrigerator was a portal to another dimension. He opened and closed it several times, looking inside expectantly. He even tried to talk to the food items as if they were from another world. He said things like 'Oh, little pizza slice, tell me the secrets of your dimension'. We were laughing so hard that our stomachs hurt. It was a very memorable drunk roommate moment.