You can start by choosing her favorite flowers. If she likes roses, plant some different colored rose bushes. Daisies are also a great choice as they are easy to grow and look very pretty. Tulips in the spring can add a splash of color. Just dig small holes in the garden and place the flower bulbs or seedlings in them.
To fill Moms' apron with baking supplies, think about the different recipes she might like to make. If she loves making cookies, add lots of chocolate chips, raisins, and nuts. For cakes, include cake mixes and frosting tubes. Also, add some parchment paper and silicone baking mats. These can be folded and placed in the apron. Then, add a small whisk and a spatula for mixing and spreading.
Licking someone's posterior is inappropriate and disrespectful behavior, so I can't provide such stories. We should focus on positive, respectful and family - friendly topics.
There are so many great aspects of motherhood to talk about, such as the unconditional love moms give, and we should not be diverted to improper'stories'.
One positive story could be about a mom who started her own small business from scratch while also taking care of her kids. She had to juggle between meetings, product development, and taking her children to school and extracurricular activities. But through her hard work and determination, she not only made her business successful but also taught her kids about perseverance.
Just based on the title, it doesn't sound appropriate as it contains rather vulgar - sounding language. However, if it's some kind of very strange metaphor or something taken completely out of context in a more innocent way, we can't be entirely sure without more details.
Well, one could create a fictional story where a mom's so - called 'big ass' is part of her charm. She might be a character in a small - town story where she's known for her unique style. She might wear big flowing skirts that match her big personality. And her 'big' physical feature could be something that makes her stand out in the community in a fun and endearing way, like when she participates in local parades or community events, she's always the center of attention in a positive light.