Once upon a time, there was a little boy who thought his dog could talk. One day, he put a small piece of paper in front of the dog and said, 'Write me a letter.' The dog just stared at him and then licked his face. The boy was so disappointed but it was really a funny moment.
There is a story about a cat. This cat was obsessed with boxes. One day, the owner bought a new TV. As soon as the box was opened and the TV was taken out, the cat jumped into the box. It stayed there all day, peeking out at everyone. It looked like it had found its new little kingdom inside that box.
I recommend "The Force Sky" to you. This novel is also very funny. There are many funny plots and funny lines in it. It will definitely make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Other than that, it was also a fantasy novel about a different world. It was full of imagination and whimsical settings that would open your eyes. I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗
There was a little boy who was very excited to show his drawing to his parents. He said it was a family portrait. But when they looked at it, all the people in the drawing had square heads and really long arms. He then explained that they were his 'robot family' and he thought robots should look like that. It was so cute and funny.
😋I recommend the following books to you:
1. "Your Highness, You're Looking for a Beat": This was an ancient romance novel that traveled through time and space. It was a hilarious favorite novel. The female protagonist was blown up and transmigrated because of her greed, and then she became a good wife and mother. However, the Fujin profession was really not good! Concubine Han stood up and began a comedy of scheming and being schemed against, falling down and being pushed down, being exploited and being exploited.
2. "Evil Concubine's Ruthless": This was also an ancient romance novel. The female protagonist transmigrated to become the empress. With her valiant and wisdom, she launched a soul-stirring battle with the evil prince.
I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
The other day I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. This is funny because when you say someone is drawing their eyebrows too high, the visual image of them looking perpetually surprised is quite comical. Also, the simplicity of the statement and the quick reaction it implies from the wife add to the humor.
I remember a dog that used to howl every time the ice - cream truck passed by. It was like he thought the truck was some kind of magical musical thing just for him. He would sit by the window and let out these long, hilarious howls until the truck was out of sight.
There are many funny stories in history. Here are some of them:
During the Han Dynasty, there was a minister named Lu Zhi. He was so drunk at a banquet that he fell down while walking. He broke his hat and clothes, and the other officials laughed. However, Lu Zhi calmly picked up his hat and clothes and took a photo before continuing to drink.
In history, there was a general named Zhao Zhong who was defeated by the enemy due to improper command in a battle. Zhao Zhong was so ashamed that he locked himself in a cell and tied himself up with a rope. Then, he started to write a poem that criticized himself.
In history, there was a saint named Confucius. Although he was smart and intelligent, he was also an alcoholic. Once Confucius suddenly said while drinking,"I know why you all respect me because I only know how to say nice words and not do anything." The other officials laughed when they heard this.
In history, there was a politician named Cao Cao. Although he was intelligent, he was also very absurd. Once, Cao Cao asked his soldiers to perform a song and dance at a banquet, but he actually tied them up one by one and put them on the stage.
The above are some funny stories in history. Although some of them don't conform to historical facts, they can still make people laugh.
Once upon a time, there were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They found a box of chocolates. Tom said, 'One for me, one for you.' But Jerry was so greedy that every time Tom took one, Jerry took two. Tom got a bit angry but then had an idea. He started telling really lame jokes while taking the chocolates. Jerry was laughing so hard that he didn't notice Tom taking more chocolates. In the end, they both ended up with a tummy ache from eating too many chocolates, but they also had a great time with their little chocolate war.
A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man replied, 'No, but I'm ding - a - ling!'