funny student driver stories

One hilarious story is about a student driver who thought the horn was for greeting other drivers. So every time they passed a car, they would honk the horn and wave. Another is a student who tried to shift gears while driving an automatic car and couldn't understand why it wasn't working.

Sure! One time a student driver was so nervous that he mistook the gas pedal for the brake and ended up driving onto the sidewalk. Fortunately, no one was hurt. Another student thought the windshield wipers were the turn signal and kept turning them on and off while trying to make a turn.

Once, our school bus driver, Mr. Johnson, was driving on a rainy day. A frog hopped right onto the windshield. Instead of getting startled, he calmly stopped the bus, got out, and gently moved the frog to the side of the road. Then he came back, wiped the windshield, and said with a big smile, 'Well, that was an unexpected visitor!'. All of us on the bus couldn't stop laughing.

A new driver was so nervous during his driving test. When the instructor told him to turn left, he panicked and instead turned right into a dead - end street. He then got so flustered that he couldn't figure out how to back out. In the end, he failed the test in a rather comical way.

I heard of a UPS driver who got lost in a new neighborhood. He ended up asking a group of dogs for directions. Of course, the dogs just barked, but it was really funny how he joked about it later, saying he thought they were trying to tell him to go left at the next corner.

Once, I saw a bad driver who was so distracted by singing along to a really loud song that he missed his turn completely and ended up in a one - way street going the wrong way. He looked so shocked when he realized his mistake.

Yes. There was a drunk man who drove his car onto a sidewalk and stopped right in front of a bench. He then got out of the car and sat on the bench, asking the passers - by if they knew where his car was. He completely forgot that he had just been driving it.

I remember an Uber driver who had a parrot in the car. The parrot would repeat everything we said, and it was hilarious.

Once, in a science class, a student was asked to name a gas that is lighter than air. He confidently said 'hot air'. The whole class burst into laughter. It was so funny because he was actually right in a way, as hot air rises due to being less dense than cold air.

I heard about a drunk driver who mistook a mailbox for a toll booth. He stopped his car in front of it, rolled down his window and started throwing coins at it while shouting 'Here's my toll!'. His friend in the passenger seat was laughing so hard he could barely tell him he was being ridiculous.