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Playful Hearts On A Boundary Line [BL]

Playful Hearts On A Boundary Line [BL]

Johan came from a past full of dark secrets. After his first love/best friend cheated on him, he left their rural town and lived for a fresh start in the nearby city, portraying an innocent persona. For years, he kept everyone out of his private life, but the mystery he’s hiding captivated Adrian, a man with an unsatisfied relationship with his girlfriend. Despite their apparent attraction to one another, a line kept them from acting on their feelings. But when Johan outed himself in a drunken confession, things took a drastic turn. On the day he decided to distance himself from his handsome workmate, Adrian appeared on his doorstep and invited him for a walk. Blinded by desire, Johan gets tangled in an insatiable affair that challenged his beliefs, awakened his feelings, and roused his fears. As they ventured between the boundaries of love, lust, and friendship, Johan’s secrets resurfaced one by one, and Adrian’s in for a wild, dangerous ride. ——— Warnings: Oh, hey! So you've decided to click on it. Great! Just a little heads up, though. If you're looking for a BL Fairytale where MC is an innocent cinnamon roll and ML is a gay Prince Charming, you've clicked the wrong book. This story depicts a grey side of gay relationships not everyone would dare to tackle. It's a sinfully forbidden love story. Sex scenes are descriptive, and strong language are unfiltered that may be upsetting to others. Readers discretion is STRONGLY advised. ——— Gold Tier Winner of WPC# 125: LGBT+ Pride Month
4.7
303 Chs
The Rich Daughter Is A Mob Character, But She's Not Keeping In Line

The Rich Daughter Is A Mob Character, But She's Not Keeping In Line

Bei Qingqing was left to fend for herself over eighteen years before the rich Bei Family finally took her back. She found that her identity as a daughter had been replaced by the 'naive and adorable' Bei Bei, who was kept in her family. Affection grows with proximity, and that certainly applied for them — there was just no comparing the affection the Bei Family had towards Bei Bei, to the affection of their biological daughter. They had spoiled Bei Bei for eighteen years. Using Bei Qingqing’s adopted mother’s illness as leverage, the Bei Family forced Bei Qingqing to substitute Bei Bei’s marriage to a comatose man, Chen Jiazhi. It seems that Bei Bei was now all that mattered to them. Even so, Bei Qingqing married Chen Jiazhi, who had been comatose for years and said to have no chance of waking up. By doing so, she earned her two-million-yuan dowry for her adopted mother's hospital bills. Though Bei Qingqing believed that she would be widowed for life, she didn't expect an accidental kiss on their first night to wake Chen Jiazhi! Everyone in the entire Chen Family — from grandparents to uncles — are now indebted to Bei Qingqing. They all spoiled her, especially her now-awake husband Chen Jiazhi. Naturally, the Chen Family also took care of her adopted mother by providing her with better treatment! Bei Bei was left red-eyed in fury! She was supposed to be Chen Jiazhi's fiancee. His enormous wealth and affection were rightfully hers! Moreover, Bei Qingqing had health problems and couldn't get pregnant. Bei Bei will do her best and scheme to replace Bei Qingqing! Unexpectedly, however, Bei Qingqing was having morning sickness just two months after marrying despite rumors of her infertility! As for the Bei family that abandoned her? They were declining at a visible rate, and soon wouldn't even deserve to lick Bei Qingqing's shoes!
4.1
120 Chs
What are some funny grocery line stories?
2 answers
2024-11-22 08:14
Once I was in the grocery line and the person in front of me had a cart full of nothing but different kinds of cat food. And their cat was actually sitting on top of the cart looking all proud. It was really funny.
Can you share a really funny grocery line story?
1 answer
2024-11-22 22:21
Sure. There was this man in the grocery line who was on his phone. He was so into his conversation that when it was his turn, he just started putting his items on the conveyor belt while still talking and not really looking. He almost put his phone there instead of his wallet at the end. It was hilarious.
Tell a funny grocery store story.
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2024-12-02 09:29
Once, I saw a man trying to fit an enormous watermelon into his tiny shopping basket. He pushed and shoved, but it just wouldn't fit. In the end, he had to carry it under his arm while trying to push his cart with the other hand. It was really hilarious.
Share some funny 2 line stories.
1 answer
2024-12-03 10:57
One: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, sniffed, and went back to sleep. He doesn't care. Another: I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'
Share some 'funny 3 line stories'.
1 answer
2024-11-05 03:36
Story 1: A cat saw a mirror. It thought it was another cat. So it hissed for an hour. Story 2: I told my plant a joke. It didn't laugh. Maybe it needs better ears. Story 3: I bought shoes online. They looked great. But they were for the wrong foot.
Share some funny one line stories.
1 answer
2024-11-28 20:48
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
What are the best two line funny stories?
1 answer
2024-11-15 23:20
Well, this one is good. A guy goes to the doctor. Doctor: 'What seems to be the problem?' Guy: 'I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' Doctor: 'Didn't the new glasses help?' Guy: 'Sure, now I see the spots more clearly.' Another one: I got carded at the liquor store. I showed my library card. They were not amused.
Tell a funny story about a grocery bagger and racism.
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2024-12-14 19:30
Well, once there was a grocery bagger who was known for his really quick hands at packing groceries. One day, a customer from a different ethnic group came in. The bagger accidentally knocked over a can of beans while bagging for this customer. He quickly said, 'Oh, it's not because you're [ethnicity], it's just my clumsy hands today!' and then he and the customer both had a good laugh about it, breaking the ice and showing that it was just a silly accident, not any form of racism.
Can you share a funny grocery shopping story?
1 answer
2024-11-26 03:32
Well, I have one. I was in the grocery store and there was an old man following a parrot around. Apparently, the parrot had escaped from its owner who was also in the store. The old man was shouting at the parrot to stop, and the parrot was squawking back. It was like a crazy chase scene in the middle of the grocery aisles.
Can you give more funny 2 line stories?
2 answers
2024-12-03 12:32
A: I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. B: I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Then I realized they just wanted me to clean the floors.
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