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(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

Kellen Woods grew up never knowing a normal world. By the time he could walk, his mother and father had already sealed several serious gates that threatened the safety of his hometown. By the time his sister was born, they were famous worldwide. So the world held their breath for when Kellen and his sister came of age, waiting to see what kind of power they would awaken. His sister was just like his mom, same power, same class, while Kellen, woke up one day to find out what it meant to be special in a family the world watched. But in the worst way. Awakening weaker then your powerful parents wasn’t unheard of, but when your younger sister awakened at the same class as your parent, anyone would feel inferior. And Kellen, never one to ask for hand outs, left the comfort and safety of his hometown to become better than the weak brat everyone thought he was. Kellen went to the front lines, to where the gates normally broke out. From there, Kellen worked hard, and then worked some more until no one could doubt that he was good at his job. He got so good that even with his lower class, people would still hire him to help. But Kellen never took it to heart. He had learned a valuable lesson on the front lines. Classification only meant shit if you walked back out of the gate. Otherwise, shut your mouth and listen to those with more experience. They determined who made it out alive or not. But Kellen was tired now. He had gotten everything out of his system, and the fast paced life on the front lines didn’t suit him anymore. Now, he wanted to go home, buy a house, maybe find a nice man to settle down with, and live a normal life. All the while, the yellow eyes he’d met on the front lines haunted him, no matter how much he tried to forget about them. Especially since the Esper they were attached to refused to let him go.
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What are some funny stories about turkey hunting?
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2024-11-25 22:04
One funny story is when a hunter was trying to call in a turkey. He made all the right calls, but instead of a turkey, a curious squirrel came right up to him, chattering away as if asking what all the fuss was about. The hunter couldn't stop laughing at the unexpected visitor.
What are some of the most memorable funny turkey hunting stories?
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2024-11-17 21:20
One memorable story is about a hunter who mistook a large rock for a turkey in the early morning fog. He stalked it for ages, trying to get a good shot. When the fog cleared a bit, he realized his mistake and felt really silly. His buddies still tease him about it.
Can you share some funny turkey hunting stories?
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2024-11-17 19:39
Sure. Once, a hunter was trying to be really stealthy while approaching a turkey. But he didn't notice a small ditch. He stepped right into it and tumbled forward, scaring the turkey away. But the way he tumbled was so comical that his friends couldn't stop laughing for days.
Share some of the best turkey hunting stories.
1 answer
2024-11-19 07:01
A young hunter had his first turkey hunting experience. He was nervous and excited at the same time. He set up his blind in a clearing near some oak trees where he had seen turkeys before. As the sun rose, he heard the first gobble. He waited patiently, his heart pounding. After what seemed like hours, a big tom turkey strutted into view. He took a deep breath and fired. It was a great moment for him as he realized he had just had a successful first hunt.
Share some old turkey hunting stories.
1 answer
2024-11-07 22:03
There's this story about an old - time hunter. He had been hunting turkeys for years. One day, he took his grandson with him. They found a group of turkeys. The old hunter showed his grandson how to be patient. They waited for the right moment and finally caught a turkey. It was a great experience for the grandson to learn from the old hunter's skills.
Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Stories
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2024-11-02 04:20
One funny Thanksgiving turkey story is about a family who had a pet turkey named Tom. Tom was always strutting around the yard and thought he was the king. On Thanksgiving day, the family decided to have a 'pretend' Thanksgiving dinner with Tom as the guest of honor instead of on the table. They made a special meal for him and Tom seemed to enjoy all the attention.
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 08:38
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
Tell me some funny turkey stories.
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2024-11-20 04:11
One funny turkey story is about a turkey that chased a cat. The cat was minding its own business when the turkey suddenly decided to run after it. The cat was so startled and climbed up a tree while the turkey strutted around the base of the tree as if it had won a great victory.
Share some funny turkey dinner stories.
2 answers
2024-10-25 08:39
Once, my family was having a turkey dinner. My little cousin thought the turkey's leg was a drumstick from a real drum and started banging it on the table, making everyone laugh.
How to cook a turkey and the funny stories behind it?
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2024-10-16 08:49
Oh, there are many funny stories. Sometimes people accidentally use way too much seasoning and the turkey turns out super spicy. Another time, someone thought they had enough time to cook it but ended up serving it half-raw. Crazy stuff!
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