funny naughty christmas stories

There was a family who always had a naughty cat at Christmas. One year, the cat decided to climb the Christmas tree. As it climbed, it knocked off most of the ornaments. Then, when the family was putting out the cookies for Santa, the cat ate them all. When the children woke up in the morning, they were so confused to see the tree a mess and no cookies left. They thought Santa might have been really angry.

Sure. There was once a Santa Claus impersonator at a shopping mall who had a very naughty reindeer puppet. The reindeer would 'talk' to the kids and say things like 'You better give me an extra cookie or I won't pull Santa's sleigh!'. The kids were both shocked and amused. It made for a very interesting and naughty Christmas encounter at the mall.

There was this one Christmas when a group of kids decided to play a prank on their grumpy neighbor. They wrapped his entire front yard in toilet paper, making it look like a very strange and rude version of a snow - covered lawn. When he came out, he was fuming at first but then couldn't help but chuckle at their creativity.

It could be characters doing mischievous things or having unexpected and somewhat improper adventures during Christmas.

Yes. There was a navy wife who, when her husband sent her a picture of him in his uniform looking all serious, she took the photo and added silly cartoon eyes and a mustache to it. Then she sent it back to him and all his shipmates. It was a naughty but really funny thing to do.

Well, there's a story where a group of Christmas mice stole all the bows from the presents. They thought the bows were the prettiest things and wanted to decorate their little mouse holes. The humans in the house were so confused when they saw all the unwrapped presents on Christmas morning. Eventually, they found the mice's stash of bows and put them back on the gifts.

Once there was a little monkey. It was very naughty. One day, it saw a hat on a man's head and thought it would be funny to steal it. So it quickly climbed a tree above the man, waited for the right moment, and then swooped down, grabbed the hat and ran up the tree again. The man was shocked at first but then couldn't help laughing at the monkey's naughty behavior.

Sure. Once there was a little boy who thought it was funny to put salt in the sugar bowl. When his mother made coffee and added what she thought was sugar, she got a very big surprise! It was a naughty little trick.

Well, there was this girl at school. She found a fake bug and put it on the teacher's chair. When the teacher sat down, she jumped up and screamed. Everyone in the class was trying hard not to laugh out loud. It was a naughty but really hilarious prank.

Once, I was trying to sneak an extra cookie from the jar when my mom walked into the kitchen. I quickly hid my hand behind my back, but the crumbs on my face gave me away. She just laughed and said I should have asked first.