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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
My Buddy Has a Big Cock True Story. What Could This Mean?
2 answers
2024-10-25 14:01
It could mean that your buddy has a large rooster. Maybe it's a story about a big and impressive rooster he owns.
She Seen My Big Dog Story
3 answers
2024-12-02 02:06
I'm not sure which specific 'She Seen My Big Dog Story' you are referring to. There could be many fictional or personal accounts with such a title. Can you give more context?
What might be interesting in my uncles big cock story? (Assuming big cock is a rooster)
2 answers
2024-10-29 02:34
Maybe the way your uncle trained the rooster, if he did any training at all. It could be trained to do simple tricks or respond to certain calls.
Is a 'big cock dog bite ballbusting story' suitable for all audiences?
1 answer
2024-11-13 09:20
No. Such a story with the term 'ballbusting' in it has undertones that are not appropriate for a wide range of audiences. It may be okay for a more adult or very specific group that is okay with edgier language, but not for the general public, including kids and those who prefer clean - cut stories.
What could be a 'big cock dog bite ballbusting story' about?
1 answer
2024-11-13 04:53
In a 'big cock dog bite ballbusting story', we could imagine a scenario where there is a big dog on a farm. There are some spherical objects around, like watermelons or large balls used for some farm - related activities. The dog, being curious or perhaps just in a rambunctious mood, goes up to one of these 'ball - like' objects and bites it. The force of its bite might be so strong that it causes some sort of destruction to the object, like cracking a watermelon or deflating a large ball.
My Buddy Has a Big Cock True Story. How Can I React to Such a Story?
1 answer
2024-10-25 17:20
If it's about an animal, you might express surprise or admiration. For example, you could say 'That's really cool. I've never seen such a big one before'. However, if the term is being used in an inappropriate or unclear way, you could ask for clarification in a polite way like 'I'm not sure what you exactly mean by that. Can you explain?'
Is my cock big enough to satisfy my partner?
1 answer
2024-09-27 23:08
It's hard to give a definite answer. Size isn't the only factor that determines satisfaction. Communication and understanding with your partner are much more important.
Has anyone ever heard of the 'big cock cutting story'?
3 answers
2024-11-08 08:30
I haven't personally heard of such a story. It might be something very rare or specific to a certain group or region.
What could be the plot of 'my first big cock story'? (Again, with 'cock' as a rooster)
1 answer
2024-12-12 16:54
It could be that a group of friends went on a camping trip near a farm. One morning, they woke up to the sound of a very loud crowing. They went to investigate and found a huge rooster. The story could then revolve around their attempts to interact with it, like trying to feed it or take pictures with it. But the rooster was quite feisty and made their encounter both challenging and memorable.
What is the 'I love my big cock story' about?
3 answers
2024-11-20 05:41
I'm not sure specifically what that story is about as the description is rather unclear. It could potentially be a story about someone's love for a large rooster, perhaps on a farm where the rooster has some special meaning to the person.
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