new years funny stories

Last New Year, my family tried to do a synchronized countdown dance. We practiced a little bit before but when the actual countdown started, everyone got so excited and started doing their own crazy moves. My little brother started spinning in circles, my mom was doing some kind of disco step from the 70s, and my dad was just jumping up and down. It was a hilarious mess.

Here's a New Year's story. A group of friends planned a big New Year's party. One of them, who was always forgetful, was in charge of getting the noisemakers. But when midnight struck, he realized he left them at home. So instead, he started making animal noises. Everyone was so amused that they all joined in, making the New Year's countdown a zoo - like but very funny experience.

There was a New Year's party where the host planned a 'reverse countdown'. Instead of counting down to midnight, they counted up from 1. Everyone was so confused at first, but then they started to have fun with it. By the time they reached a random high number like 500, they all burst out laughing and then continued with a normal countdown to midnight. It was a really different and funny way to start the New Year.

Sure. One funny New Years story is about a family who decided to make a big, elaborate dinner for New Years. But when they went to carve the turkey, they realized they had cooked it upside down. Another is that a group of friends made a New Years resolution to do a random act of kindness every day. On the first day, they went to the park and handed out balloons to kids, which led to a lot of laughter and happy faces. And there was a person who planned to stay up until midnight on New Years Eve. But they were so tired from all the day's activities that they fell asleep on the couch at 11:30 and missed the countdown.

Sure. One year, a group of friends and I went to Times Square for New Year's. We were all bundled up because it was freezing. One of my friends had a big, furry hat on. When the ball dropped and everyone started cheering, his hat got knocked off and landed on a lady's head who was a few feet away. She was so startled but then started laughing along with us.

Sure. One story is about a guy who resolved to stop using his phone while on the toilet. But the first day of the new year, he was so used to it that he absent - mindedly took his phone in there. When he realized, he laughed at himself. Another is a woman who decided to learn to cook. She tried to make a simple omelette but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. It was a total mess but also really funny.

Sure! One New Year's Eve, my friend decided to try and make a grand entrance at the party. He had these huge party poppers. But when he pulled the string, instead of confetti, a bunch of feathers flew out all over him. He looked like a crazy chicken!

One funny story could be about a small Christian community's New Year's celebration. They decided to have a special midnight prayer service. But the church's old clock, which they were using to time the countdown to midnight, got stuck. So, when they thought it was midnight and started their prayers, it was actually 11:30. They only realized later when someone checked their phone. It became a humorous memory for them, and they laughed about how their eagerness to start the new year in prayer led to this little mix - up.

Yes. I remember one New Year's Eve at a friend's place. They had a piñata for the kids. But when one of the adults tried to break it open, he swung so hard that he missed the piñata completely and hit a lamp instead. The lamp fell over and everyone just froze for a second and then burst out laughing.

Sure! One person's New Years resolution was to stop using exclamation marks in their texts for a whole year. But every time they got excited, they had to rewrite the message multiple times to avoid that mark. It was really funny seeing them struggle with self - control in their digital communication.