A popular one is about the guy who tried to order a pizza over the phone but accidentally called the wrong number and ended up having a long conversation with an old lady about her cat's diet. He was so confused at first but then just went with it. It's a simple yet really funny story to text.
One memorable story is when a person texted their boss 'You're the best, just like my dog'. It was a wrong text sent to the wrong person in a hurry. The boss was really confused at first but then found it funny.
One time my friend got really drunk and texted his boss thinking it was his friend. He sent a bunch of emojis and then a message saying 'Let's party like rockstars tonight!'. In the morning, he was so embarrassed when he realized what he'd done.
Once, my friend and I had a 24/7 texting marathon. We started by sending each other silly emojis. Then, I sent a made - up riddle. My friend replied with the most absurd answer ever, like 'The answer is a flying purple elephant!' It made me laugh so hard. We continued with random jokes all day and night, non - stop. It was a really funny texting experience that lasted for days on end.
One time I texted my friend saying 'I'm going to the park to feed the ducks'. But auto correct changed 'ducks' to 'dunks'. My friend was so confused and asked me what 'dunks' were. I had to explain it was a mistake by my phone.
Sure. Once my friend was trying to be mysterious and texted me 'I have a huge secret'. I was so curious and kept asking. Finally, he said 'I ate two whole pizzas by myself today'. It was hilarious.
If you want texting funny stories, you could also think about your own life. Recall some of the embarrassing or comical situations you've been in. Maybe that time when you got lost in a mall and ended up in the stockroom. Share these personal stories in a humorous way when texting. It makes the story more unique and engaging.
Once, the wife texted the husband, 'Honey, I just saw a huge spider in the bathroom!' The husband replied, 'Don't worry, I'll be home soon to deal with it.' But then the wife sent another text, 'Never mind, I just made friends with it. His name is Jeff.'
Well, I have this story. My sister was texting her boyfriend and wanted to say 'I love you more than pizza'. But she accidentally typed 'I love you more than piss'. It was so embarrassing when he replied asking what she meant. We still laugh about it now.
My colleague was texting me about a meeting. He was supposed to write 'The meeting is at 2 pm'. Instead, he sent 'The meeting is at 2 pm... in my dreams'. It was a really funny mistake. Later he explained that he was thinking about how he wished the meeting wasn't real and his fingers just typed it out. This led to a long chain of joking texts in the office group chat.