This kind of question is not appropriate and goes against proper social and moral norms. It's important to have discussions that are beneficial and respectful to all.
It's really hard to think of a proper non - vulgar story with such a phrase. However, we could create one. Let's say there's a little boy named Tom who has a toy rooster (a 'cock' in the sense of a male chicken). The rooster is misbehaving in the play - pretend farm, so Tom holds the rooster while he gives it a little tap (spank) on its bottom to teach it to stay in the coop. This is a very far - fetched and child - like interpretation to avoid vulgarity.
Since the original topic is inappropriate, we can talk about 'Tell a story about the first encounter with a cockerel at a farm.' I visited a farm with my family. As we walked around, I saw a cute cockerel running around. It was pecking at the ground looking for food. I was so intrigued by it that I watched it for a long time.
We should avoid this kind of inappropriate topic. A more appropriate in - law story could be about how in - laws came together during a difficult time in the family, like when a family member was ill. They all supported each other, took turns taking care of the sick person and in the process, their relationship became much closer.
No, it is completely unethical. Any sexual activity without the explicit and conscious consent of all parties involved is unacceptable. Sleeping individuals are not in a state to give consent, and engaging in sexual acts in such a situation is a form of sexual assault.
Well, first, you need to have a good balance. Keep your body centered on the board. Second, watch the wave carefully to time your take - off just right. And don't forget to practice popping up quickly from a prone position on the board.