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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
What are the most memorable my dad funny stories?
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2024-11-11 04:26
There was this time when my dad went fishing. He was so excited when he got a big bite. But when he reeled it in, it was just an old boot. He was so disappointed at first but then he started to joke about it, saying he caught the rarest 'boot - fish' in the lake.
Can you share some of my dad funny stories?
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2024-11-11 00:50
Sure. Once my dad tried to cook pancakes. He mixed up the salt and the sugar, and the pancakes came out really salty. We all had a good laugh when he took a big bite and made a funny face.
My dad died - classic start to a funny story. How can a dad's death be the start of a funny story?
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2024-11-11 23:45
It could be that the situation around his death had some ironic elements. Like he was always so careful about one thing, say not getting wet in the rain, but on his last day, he ended up in a big puddle and it just makes for a strange and funny story to tell later. It's not making light of his death, but finding the odd and humorous moments in the events leading up to it.
What are some memorable dad funny stories?
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2024-11-23 10:24
When I was a kid, my dad tried to build a treehouse. He had all these grand plans. But in the end, the treehouse was so wobbly that it looked like it would fall apart any second. We all laughed about it and he said it was 'artistically unsteady'.
Share some funny protective dad stories.
2 answers
2024-11-19 14:24
When I was at a school fair and about to ride a rickety old roller coaster, my dad inspected it thoroughly. He pointed out every little loose bolt and told the operator it wasn't safe for his 'precious child'. The operator was a bit annoyed but fixed the issues. Dad stood there the whole time to make sure I had a safe ride. It was both funny and heartwarming to see him be so protective.
Share some funny dad birth stories.
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2024-11-14 12:02
One funny dad birth story is about a dad who was so nervous during the delivery that he fainted right when the baby was about to be born. When he woke up, he saw his wife holding the baby and he was so embarrassed. Another one is a dad who accidentally locked himself out of the delivery room while running to get ice chips for his wife. He had to bang on the door until a nurse let him back in. And there was a dad who thought the baby would come out clean as a whistle, but when he first held the newborn, the baby pooped all over his new shirt.
Share some new dad funny stories.
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2024-11-08 04:53
Once, a new dad was trying to change his baby's diaper for the first time. He got the diaper on backwards and the baby just looked at him with this confused expression. It was hilarious.
My dad died - classic start to a funny story. What are some examples of such stories?
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2024-11-12 05:09
One example could be that your dad was always misplacing his keys. On the day he passed, the family was looking everywhere for the keys to his car because he had some specific instructions about it in his will. After hours of searching, they found the keys in the most obvious place - in his hand. It's a bittersweet, funny moment.
Share some of the best funny dad joke stories.
2 answers
2024-12-12 17:57
A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
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2024-12-12 04:33
Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'
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