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Mated at First Sight

Mated at First Sight

Making poison, studying poison, and playing with poison is her hobby and fascination. Saving people, killing people, and torturing people - those are considered her virtues and ethics. Indeed, she is a doctor - a term that might be more appropriately shortened to... physician! She has the medical code of ethics, yet lacks the empathy. Her patient care is purely dependent on her mood. An injury led to a fortuitous encounter, making two individuals completely unrelated to each other cross paths. Later on, as the woman became a military doctor... In their first meeting, she saved him from the brink of death. The location of his wound was "a wake-up call". And in their next meeting, when she offered - to devote herself to him! His response was: "I... am willing." She said: "I was actually just joking." For Mu Lin, there are only two types of people in the world: the sick, and the deceased. For Jing Chen, the world also only consists of two types of people: family, and soldiers. However, when he met her; when she met him, everything was bound to undergo chemical changes. Mini Theater One day, a dandy with an enchanting posture and seductive eyes said: "From now on, all of me belongs to you." This Poison Doctor, leaning forward revealing a slight smile, "Are you serious about what you said?" in a place he couldn't see, the silver needle in her hand flashed with a cold glint. Snapshot Theater In the future, the child asks: "Mommy, why was your taste so bad back then, choosing this daddy to be my daddy?" How contemptuous. Mu Lin: "This is a serious question, I need to think it over carefully." She definitely needed to think it over thoroughly. The child, full of high spirits: "Certainly this daddy is not your true love." The next second, an aria flies past, "Wife," came a voice filled with aggrievement. "Good." People only know that women are oblivious to Master Jing's eyes, but they don't realize that from their first encounter, her figure has already silently approached him. Some say that Mu Lin was taken down off her lofty pedestal by Master Jing, but Mu Lin wants to say, she did it willingly. [I'm incapable of writing a good summary, please refer to the main text for the story! Come and take the plunge!] Moreover: For recommendations check out my older works: [Overbearing Marriage: Cold wife of a wealthy family after rebirth] [Master Jing's colorful life: Doting on a spoiled wife] My new book [Art of Seduction: Master, hurry up and wear a condom] is looking for favorites.
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Can you share some funny first crush stories?
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2024-10-31 18:55
Sure. My first crush was on a boy in my class who always had the funniest answers. One day, he tried to show off by doing a handstand but ended up falling flat on his back. Instead of being embarrassed, he just laughed it off and that made me like him even more.
What are some elements that make first crush stories funny?
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2024-10-30 16:30
I think the naivete of young love makes first crush stories funny. When we're young, we might have a crush on someone just because they have a cool backpack or they can draw really well. We don't understand real relationships yet, so our reasons for liking someone can be quite simple and funny. For instance, I had a crush on a boy because he always had the best snacks at recess. It seems so trivial now but was a big deal back then. And the way we act around our crushes, like getting all tongue - tied or blushing at the slightest glance, is also very humorous.
Funny and embarrassing crush stories
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2024-12-04 06:52
I once had a crush on a guy in my class. I was so nervous around him that one day when I was trying to pass him a note, I tripped and the note flew out of my hand and landed right at his feet. It was so embarrassing as the note had a really cheesy poem I wrote about him.
Funny teacher crush stories
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2024-11-14 03:11
There was a boy who had a crush on his English teacher. He would secretly leave little notes with quotes from the books they were reading in the teacher's desk. One day, the teacher found one and read it out loud, thinking it was just a general note for the class. The boy turned bright red. But later, when he confessed his little secret to the teacher at the end of the year, the teacher was really touched and said it was one of the sweetest things a student had ever done for her.
Share your first crush stories.
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2024-12-01 13:23
Well, my first crush was this girl in my piano class. She played the piano so beautifully. I used to sit and watch her fingers glide over the keys. I was too shy to talk to her much at first. Then one time, we were paired for a duet practice. It was amazing. I fell for her even more during that time. Eventually, we became good friends but nothing more. It was still a great experience.
What are some of the best first crush stories?
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2024-11-22 21:35
My first crush was on a boy in my class. He had the most charming smile. I would secretly watch him during class and get super nervous whenever he talked to me. One day, he gave me a note asking to be friends, and that little note made my heart flutter like crazy.
Share your first kiss crush stories.
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2024-10-28 20:20
I had a crush on my neighbor when I was a teenager. We used to hang out all the time, riding bikes and playing games. One evening, we were sitting on the porch watching the sunset. There was this moment of perfect silence and then he just kissed me. It was a simple kiss, but it made my heart race. That moment kind of changed our relationship from just friends to something more special.
Can you share some funny crush stories?
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2024-12-11 04:20
Well, there was this girl who had a crush on her co - worker. She left little anonymous notes with positive quotes on his desk every day. One day, he caught her in the act. She was mortified at first, but he thought it was really sweet and asked her out for coffee.
What are some memorable funny college crush stories?
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2024-11-14 16:25
One of my classmates had a crush on a girl who was always at the library. He wanted to start a conversation with her, so he pretended to be looking for a very rare book. He asked her if she had seen it. She said no and he kept going on about how important it was for his research. But then she found the book on the shelf right next to him. He was so embarrassed but she thought it was charming. And that's how their story began.
Can you share some crush funny stories?
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2024-10-30 00:57
Sure. Once my friend had a crush on a guy in her class. One day, she tried to be really cool and casually lean against a wall near him, but she misjudged the distance and ended up falling over. It was hilarious, but it actually got his attention in a funny way.
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