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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!
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I Deliver Food in a Lamborghini

I Deliver Food in a Lamborghini

# 1V1 # MUTUALAFFECTION # BIZARRE Nan Ge had been thinking about trading her Lamborghini for another car, but she seemed unable to pool more than a few grand together. Nonetheless, as she cajoled and sweet-talked, her brother found her a great job that was brimming with a sense of responsibility: Galactic Guardians of the Stomach, otherwise known as food delivery service. But on the first day of the job, as she drove on with much grit and resolve against the snow, she arrived at the luxury district, making a delivery to Shen Yanqing. *** Shen Yanqing was a legendary magnate in Huai City, but he tended to keep a low profile. Partners often described him as a cool deity with a kind appearance — affable on the outside, but utterly ruthless in reality. Nonetheless, he met a girl he thought well of at their first meeting. He thought there was no chance for them to meet again, but one day, he opened his door to find her familiar figure standing outside. "Good evening, Mr. Shen! I am a delivery person from Irelyn's Diner. Have a pleasant meal!" Shen Yanqing presumed her to be a poor student working part-time to pay for her tuition fees, which was why he kept giving her business... Until one day, he needed to leave the house but his car broke down. After she found out that he had something important to do, she exclaimed, "I have a car!" Shen Yanqing was wondering how he was going to turn down a ride on her electric scooter, only to see her whip out her car keys and press a button. Nearby, the lights of a Lamborghini worth five hundred grand flashed. "Why are you spacing out? Get in!" "..."
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What are some funny Thanksgiving food stories?
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2024-11-17 03:19
One funny story is about the time my aunt tried to make a pumpkin pie from scratch. She accidentally added salt instead of sugar. When we took a bite, it was the saltiest thing ever! We all had a good laugh and ended up ordering a proper pie from the bakery.
What are some common funny incidents in funny christmas food stories?
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2024-12-11 09:01
Another common incident is food getting ruined during the preparation. For example, a family's Christmas turkey caught on fire in the oven. Instead of crying over the burnt turkey, they made jokes about having a 'crispy' Christmas dinner and ordered pizza. It was a fun and unexpected turn of events that became a great story to tell.
Tell me some funny food origin stories.
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2024-12-14 03:31
One funny food origin story is about the fortune cookie. It's often associated with Chinese cuisine in the US, but it actually originated in the US by Japanese immigrants. Another is the ice - cream cone. It was invented at the 1904 World's Fair when an ice - cream vendor ran out of dishes and a waffle vendor next to him rolled up his waffle to hold the ice - cream.
Can you share some funny food stories?
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2024-12-01 00:48
Sure. There was a time when my friend tried to make a cake from scratch. She misread the amount of baking powder and added way too much. When the cake came out of the oven, it had risen so much that it looked like a giant mushroom. It tasted really strange too, super bitter from all that extra baking powder.
What are the most interesting funny food invention stories?
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2024-11-29 10:32
Well, the invention of nachos is also a great story. In the 1940s, Ignacio Anaya, a maître d' in a Mexican restaurant, had some hungry customers come in after hours. He quickly threw together some tortilla chips, cheese, and jalapeños and heated them up. The customers loved it and named it 'Nachos' after him.
Can you share some food funny stories?
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2024-11-25 16:55
Sure. Once, my friend was trying to make a simple salad. But he accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the dressing. When he tasted it, his face was hilarious.
What are the most memorable fast food funny stories?
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2024-11-01 04:50
At a fast food drive - thru, a customer was ordering and his dog in the backseat started barking really loudly. The customer got flustered and accidentally ordered 10 burgers instead of 1. When he realized what he had done, he just decided to keep them all and share with his neighbors. It was a funny moment for everyone involved.
Food and funny female novels.
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2025-02-11 07:25
The high-quality female novels that included food and jokes included: 1:"This Doomsday Is Not Ordinary", Author: Juice Tea 2. How to Eat Pineapple Bun on an Immigrant Spaceship. Author: Rapeseeds Oil Extraction 3."Cultivation: Hahaha, Here Comes the Chicken Soup." Author: Immortal Gentleman 4."The Years When I Made Big Pot Rice in the Qin Dynasty." Author: Gong Le 5. Why Do You Drink and Sing Together? Author: Li Erdiao You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network. The following is an introduction to these novels: 1:"This Doomsday Is Not Ordinary": Female Strong, No Male Lead, No CP, No Ambiguity, Infinite Flow, Slow Wear, Brain Hole, Easy Text If you were given a free trip, would you accept it? Different kinds of travel, delicacies, adventures, danger, fear... There were all kinds of things here. As long as you were alive, you could experience fun that ordinary people did not know. As long as you dare to come, you will discover a different post-apocalyptic world. Welcome to all of you from all over the world. [Note: I welcome you if you come. If you leave, I won't stay.] If you come back, I will still welcome you. Welcome every friend who reads books 2:"How to Eat Pineapple Bun on an Immigrant Spaceship": The 21st century female livestock youth, Kagawa, had just finished rewatching A Bite of China the night before she transmigrated. She was looking forward to eating snail noodles the next day. In the blink of an eye, she had arrived on an Immigrant Spaceship that did not have any carbs... He had transmigrated to the year 32022? Father is the company's Old Dong? Mom is a government official? His hometown had changed from a private house in a 21st-century county town to a luxurious villa on a spaceship? Then wouldn't he just lie flat for the rest of his life? However, the price of rapid technological advancement was the extreme deterioration of food culture? When he saw his brothers and sisters satisfied with the "food" that tasted like muddy water, and the breakfast in front of him was only the so-called "fresh fish soup" that could make people in the 21st century fly, Kagawa shouted the slogan,"Do it yourself!" 3."Cultivation: Hahaha, Here Comes the Chicken Soup": Yi Zhiji never thought that she would transmigrate one day, and her species was not even human. Damn it, a virgin like her had actually transmigrated into a chicken. She had been raised to be fair and fat. The knife had been sharpened, and the water had been boiled. She was waiting to be washed and placed in the pot. The chicken's life is over! [Beep, your System No. 233 is online.] A ray of hope appeared once again. [Please select the mission mode:1. Braised chicken, 2. Beggar's chicken, 3. Chicken soup] The light of dawn extinguished again. Yi Zhiji: ??? Three long and one short, choose the shortest. Yi Zhiji, as a chicken, began to give people chicken soup for the soul. Let me save your dark life! Hahahahaha! Stop, don't run! If you don't eat this chicken soup, you're looking down on me! 4."The Years I Cooked a Big Pot of Rice in the Qin Dynasty":[No CP+ Male Lead's Perspective + Light History + Delicious Food] Gu Jingzhao, a conscientious worker, died in the dark. [Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the Gourmet Praise System. You can only extend your life by making more delicacies and exchanging them for a Praise Coupon ~] Gu Jingzhao thought,"You want me to repay evil with good?" System, you're really something! When he opened his eyes, he saw a scene of devastation. Tsk! Was Great Qin Sha County like this 2,000 years ago? Gu Jingzhao rolled up his sleeves and did it! Chicken soup wonton, noodles with scallions and oil, oyster dumplings…He was going to do it all! As business continued to improve, Gu Jingzhao's reputation spread from Baiyue to Great Qin. Prime Minister Lu Buwei said,"Sob, sob, sob. This bowl of chicken soup noodles reminds me of the taste of my hometown." Prince Fu Su thought,'Jingzhao's wontons are like my mother's.' Qin Shi Huang: Give my 200,000 strong army a bowl of spicy soup. After eating this bowl, help me fight in all directions! Later on, there was a saying in the world of Great Qin that Shang Yang's reform made Great Qin rich, and Gu Jingzhao's cooking made Great Qin happy. [Reading Guide] 1. Lightly historical articles, with fictional parts. If there is any violation of historical facts, everyone is welcome to point it out, and the author will accept it modestly; 2. No CP, male lead's perspective, ending of He; 3. Collect and comment; I hope everyone has a good time reading. The following text begins: 5."How to Drink and Sing Together": The girl suddenly escaped from the village and knew nothing about her own life. Under the seemingly peaceful life, there were actually turbulent undercurrents. More and more clues surfaced… Was it his past life or this life, was it a conspiracy or a love and hate obsession? This book was also known as Bald Wandering and Noticing Notes of the Gossip Little Radars. How many worries can you have? The amnesia girl turned bald. When he saw injustice, he roared and went bald. The Ling family had a daughter who had just grown up, but she was bald. When the golden wind and jade dew meet, even baldies can have spring. [The last sentence failed to rhyme. It's not bald, it's better than bald.] I hope you like these novels.
Can you share some funny food delivery stories?
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2024-12-16 15:46
Sure. One time, the delivery guy accidentally delivered the wrong order to my house. He realized it as soon as I opened the door. He was so embarrassed and ran back to his bike to get the correct order. It was really funny to see his panicked expression.
Can you share more funny food origin stories?
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2024-12-14 23:40
Sure. Popcorn has a cool origin. Native Americans were the first to discover popping corn. They would heat up dried corn kernels over fire and were amazed when they popped. Gummy bears were created by Hans Riegel in Germany. He named them after the dancing bears he saw at fairs as a child.
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