impregnation fanfic

A filthy, idiotic, hypocritical alcoholic degenerate, known to most as Ricky Freeman, died in a tragic car accident when his lower half was crushed by a drunk driver. Coughing out a bloody mourning for his balls, Ricky finally dies only to wake up in his next life. Reincarnated in the 1920s as a orphaned kid, how will he live in a universe filled to it's brim with cosmic beings- *DING* 'Huh?' [Congratulations Host for receiving the Impregnation System] ***Warning: I'm really messing around with this fic*** 4 Chaps a week, Thur-Sun. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/LaughingFiend

Au: Sun Wukong is a Sex Demon who usually finds women to build his progeny. Each chapter may be separated. (NO NTR but the villains might get cucked) [Impregnation Edition]

After regaining memories of his previous life, Majin finds himself reincarnated in the world of Naruto as the tyrant prince of the Demon Empire. He also gains a system, "The Impregnation System," which rewards him with talents and abilities of his offspring whenever he impregnates a woman. [Ding! Hinata Hyuga is pregnant with the host, rewarding the host with the Tenseigan.] [Ding! Tsunade senju is pregnant with the child of the host, rewarding the host with the talent of the God of Shinobi.] [Ding! Kaguya otsutsuki is pregnant with the child of the host, rewarding the host with the bloodline of the Otsutsuki and eternal life.] Note: This is going to be R18, as you can guess from the title. I don't own any characters other than the ones ,I, created myself. One last thing: this world is an AU to make it more fun.

The Greatest Playboy of the Century gets killed by a falling pot to the head and finds himself drifting through a pitch-black void… There, he meets the NSROB (Not So Random Omnipotent Being), who offers him a deal—one jutsu in exchange for being sent to the Naruto world to entertain the readers. And the name of that jutsu? Well, just read the damn title... This jutsu grants the MC access to any ability possessed by the person he impregnates. {Tsunade is impregnated! 100 Seals Jutsu acquired!} {Hinata is impregnated! Byakugan obtained!} {Kaguya is impregnated! Immortality unlocked!}

Everyone else receives a system or gets cheats as alms from some random omnipotent being... which is kind of sus, but yeah, who cares? Not me, actually. In my case, the system is my bitch. I created it in my past life—not exactly, but you get the idea. So, what does it do? It helps me impregnate women and take the abilities of my future children, aka the wills of heaven bestowed upon them. So... yeah, this fic is going to be very erotic and naughty since I shall conquer all the women in existence. And no, I am totally not breaking the fourth wall—pinky promise! {A/N: This fic is going to be extremely cultured, so I invite all the men of culture to give it a read. Another thing: I upload extra chapters for comments and power stones, so please give me those! Lastly, the first chapter is more of a prologue, so I didn't add much detail into it, though it is still over 3,000 words. But the chapters after it are much more detailed.}

The pervy sage, Jiraiya, after being killed by Pain, awakened the "Impregnation System," which was his will, to be exact. But back to the point, he merged with it and regressed back to his youth during his prime. Now, with the Impregnation System, he is pretty much too OP, as he will get the abilities of his future children after impregnating a woman. {Ding! Host has impregnated Senju Tsunade, giving host the Hashirama cells and Wood Release.} {Ding! Host has impregnated the Uchiha clan's matriarch, giving host the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.} {Ding! Host has impregnated someone with Hamura's chakra, giving host the Tenseigan.} {Ding! Host has impregnated Otsutsuki Kaguya, giving host the body of the Otsutsuki clan.}

Our golden trio is (sorta)happily married with children. Naruto has two beautiful kids with a beautiful wife, and Sasuke had a cute kid with Sakura. They are all at peace, considering they haven't had any real problems since Orochimaru died. That all changes when, 10 years too late, Sasuke realizes that Naruto, is an impostor.

a modern day tycoon of adult industry is reincarnated in Skyrim,

The Imperials, a family with beautiful outer walls but dark inner walls , secrets amongst them. The family admired by all, villagers , foreigners and even the king himself but little do the people know how precarious this family is to the society at large. Mysterious deaths start to occur in the town of Cunningham and all fingers point to the witch family in the town. Everybody believe that it is none other but the witches responsible but little do they know of the truth behind everything. Due to this their deaths are planned by people to eradicate them from their once peaceful town. It's NOT a fan-fic book.

After switching bodies, Jiang Nan Shu becomes the villainous true daughter in a melodramatic tale and is bound to an all-encompassing revulsion system. If everyone's level of disgust for her reaches 100, she can return to her original world with a prize of ten billion. Being reckless is just one of her many skills. Starting with a disgust level of 89, Jiang Nan Shu sets a modest goal for herself: to live a life collecting easy money within six months. Unbeknownst to her, everyone can hear her inner thoughts! When facing the domineering CEO eldest brother, she says outwardly, "I think this project is excellent and will make a fortune." Inwardly she thinks, "I hope you don’t go bankrupt! Once you're out, I'll steal your company's secrets." When dealing with the indifferent medical second brother: outwardly, "The food at your colleagues' gathering looks so appetizing." Inwardly she thinks, "I'll switch tables when the second brother picks food, to avoid catching any diseases from him." When facing the sickly research third brother, she says outwardly, "Third brother, you're amazing to conduct such tough experiments, keep going." Inwardly she thinks, "I’ll gracefully exit before your experiment explodes." When interacting with the pop star fourth brother: outwardly, "These songs suit you so well, sing them all, and fame is just around the corner." Inwardly, "Just wait for the news to break about your tax evasion." When advising the love-struck fifth brother: outwardly, "She's taking an hour out of her busy schedule to be with you because she loves you." Inwardly, "You’ve been turned into a grassland of green; your goddess has a different companion morning, noon, and night. Bet you didn't see that coming!" As the male protagonist looks at her with increasingly deep eyes, saying, "Let's be together," Jiang Nan Shu weeps, saying, "Don't let your sister misunderstand, I'm not worthy!" Internally, "Money's hard to earn, crap's hard to swallow, the life of a supporting character matters too!" However... why does she end up as the darling of the whole group in the end?