mumsnet funny birth stories

One hilarious story is when a mum was in labor and her dog, who was very protective, wouldn't let the midwife get close. The dog kept barking and circling around the bed. It took some time to calm the dog down so the midwife could do her job. In the end, they had a beautiful baby and a very protective dog. It was quite the comical situation.

There was this mum who thought she had a lot more time before the baby came. She was at a grocery store when her water broke. She ended up having to sit on a chair in the store manager's office while waiting for the ambulance. The store employees were running around getting towels and water for her. It was quite a scene and she always tells the story with a laugh now.

One of the mumsnet scary stories could be about strange noises in an old house at night. A mother was living in a rather old and creaky house. Every night, she would hear scratching sounds coming from the attic. She was so terrified that she couldn't sleep. Eventually, it turned out to be a family of squirrels that had made a nest up there.

One funny story is about a woman who went into labor during a family barbecue. She was calmly grilling sausages when her water broke. Instead of panicking, she just announced it casually and asked someone to finish the grilling while she went to the hospital. Everyone was a bit shocked at first but then sprang into action.

One funny story is about a woman who was in labour and the doctor told her to push. But she was so nervous that she started doing the wrong kind of pushing, like she was trying to push a heavy object instead of having a baby. She made such funny faces that the nurses couldn't help but chuckle.

One funny story is when a woman was in labor and the doctor told her to push. She was so focused on pushing that she accidentally let out a really loud burp in the middle of it. Everyone in the room burst out laughing, which actually helped her relax a bit.

There's a story where a couple heard unexplained knocking on the walls of their new home. It would happen at the same time every night. They also smelled a strange, old - fashioned perfume that no one in the house wore. After some research, they found out that an old lady had passed away in that house years ago, and they suspected it was her ghost.

Yes, I've heard some. There was one about a woman who felt a cold presence in her old house every night. She would hear strange whispers and see shadows moving. It was really spooky.

Well, once my friend was using the pill for birth control. One day, she accidentally took two pills thinking she missed one from the day before, but she hadn't. She panicked a bit, called the doctor, and the doctor just laughed and said it was okay as long as she didn't make it a habit. It was quite a comical moment for her.

One funny dad birth story is about a dad who was so nervous during the delivery that he fainted right when the baby was about to be born. When he woke up, he saw his wife holding the baby and he was so embarrassed. Another one is a dad who accidentally locked himself out of the delivery room while running to get ice chips for his wife. He had to bang on the door until a nurse let him back in. And there was a dad who thought the baby would come out clean as a whistle, but when he first held the newborn, the baby pooped all over his new shirt.