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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
Are there any positive interpretations of 'eat my cock kid stories'?
2 answers
2024-11-28 00:50
In a proper communication context, we should stay away from using such offensive expressions.
What are some interesting 'eat my cock kid stories'?
1 answer
2024-11-27 19:10
This phrase contains inappropriate and vulgar language, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Are there any non - offensive interpretations of 'eat my cock kid stories'?
3 answers
2024-12-08 23:56
The phrase itself contains vulgar language. However, if we were to re - interpret it in a non - offensive way, we could perhaps think of it as a very strange or made - up phrase that has no real meaning in the context of proper storytelling. So, no, there are no real non - offensive interpretations in the literal sense.
Including the way to eat and cook lettuce
1 answer
2024-12-23 23:44
There were many ways to eat lettuce. It can be stir-fried, cold, boiled, etc. The method of stir-frying lettuce was to first heat up the pot and put in oil, then add in the onions to stir-fry, then add in the lettuce to stir-fry quickly. After it became soft, add soy sauce to continue stir-frying, and finally take it out of the pot. The method of making the salad was to break the lettuce and wash it, then add garlic and chili. The method of wrapping lettuce could use the lettuce leaves to wrap various fillings, such as pork tenderloin, oyster mushrooms, carrots, etc., and then stir-fry the fillings evenly in the lettuce leaves. In addition, he could also use lettuce to make a lettuce wrapped rice. He could mix a spoonful of rice and a spoonful of meat stuffing in the center of the lettuce and wrap it well. In short, there were many ways to eat lettuce, and one could choose according to one's personal taste and preferences.
What are some 'eat my cock kid stories' that are suitable for all ages?
2 answers
2024-12-08 05:26
There should be no such inappropriate stories. We should focus on positive, educational and family - friendly stories like fairy tales or moral stories.
How to eat and cook bamboo fungus soup
1 answer
2024-12-26 13:41
Bamboo fungus was a delicious ingredient that could be used to make soup. There were many ways to make bamboo fungus soup. Bamboo fungus could be stewed with other ingredients such as chicken, duck, pork ribs, scallops, etc. to increase the freshness and nutritional value of the soup. The specific method included soaking the bamboo fungus first, then boiling it with other ingredients, and then adding an appropriate amount of salt and seasoning. In addition, it could also be used with winter bamboo shoots, chicken, Chinese yam, and other ingredients to make bamboo fungus soup. In general, there were many ways to make bamboo fungus soup, which could be adjusted according to personal taste and preferences.
My wife loves cook stories. How can I start collecting cook stories for her?
2 answers
2024-12-06 14:01
Subscribe to cooking channels on YouTube. Many of them not only show how to cook but also share stories about the food culture and history. You can record the interesting cook stories from there for your wife. Also, follow food influencers on social media platforms like Instagram, they often post about their cooking experiences with stories.
My wife loves cook stories. Where can I find interesting cook stories for her?
2 answers
2024-12-06 09:07
There are many cooking blogs on the internet. For example, 'Smitten Kitchen' often shares not only delicious recipes but also the personal stories related to the cooking process. You can explore such blogs to find interesting cook stories for your wife.
How could one eat and cook their children? This is a disturbing and unethical topic.
3 answers
2024-10-03 02:34
This is a completely unacceptable and immoral act. No one should ever consider or do such a thing. It's against all moral and legal norms.
Is 'jerking my cock stories' appropriate content?
3 answers
2024-11-24 15:26
No, this is vulgar and inappropriate content. We should focus on positive, respectful and family - friendly topics in communication.
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